Where or who is our president?

[Fredricka]

Garraty stepped down, jack vice president is awol, there's a power vacuum here and it's making people like alticus, frood and crookie play up. Should there be another election? If there is, vote me, or holliday. Innit. @Flynn ?

 

[Fredricka]

Don't worry people, flynn will sort this travesty out, be patient, she just needs to sober up a minute and put her toy boy down

 

[Flynn]

The presidential role does not have anything to do with me. If you peeps want a prez, then you know what to do.

Some of you need to start taking proactive steps, instead of relying on other people.

 

[Weeg]

Me and momma vote @Flynn

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Me and momma vote @Flynn

FLYNN FOR PRESIDENT!

 

[Garraty_47]

I always thought this place is more suited to coups than elections anyway.

First one to grab power and not immediately face a general uprising gets to keep it, I reckon.

 

[Frood]

I vote Mary Todd.

 

[Cookie Monster]

I always thought this place is more suited to coups than elections anyway.

First one to grab power and not immediately face a general uprising gets to keep it, I reckon.

Promotion by assassination is also the Klingon way.

 

[Fredricka]

The presidential role does not have anything to do with me. If you peeps want a prez, then you know what to do.

Some of you need to start taking proactive steps, instead of relying on other people.

I'll leave it to crookie to do the plagiarism

 

[Fredricka]

Flynn has 2 votes, I have 3 btw

 

[The Associate]

I am your President! Well, dictator. Or DICK TATER.

Now BOW DOWN 'N' SUCKIT!

And THEN?

 

[Fredricka]

I am your President! Well, dictator. Or DICK TATER.

Now BOW DOWN 'N' SUCKIT!

And THEN?

Nobody's voting for you danny Reynolds, get real

 

[Seamajor]

Why do we need a president?

 

[Garraty_47]

Promotion by assassination is also the Klingon way.

A bit extreme, especially considering how few of us are left in this community, but I'll allow it.

<makes sure the pit traps and trip wires are all in good working order>

Gosh. I hope nobody sees that as an invitation to pay me a little visit.

<sips coffee while wiring the "WELCOME" mat to deliver 100k volts>

 

[Cookie Monster]

A bit extreme, especially considering how few of us are left in this community, but I'll allow it.

<makes sure the pit traps and trip wires are all in good working order>

Gosh. I hope nobody sees that as an invitation to pay me a little visit.

<sips coffee while wiring the "WELCOME" mat to deliver 100k volts>

Last conversation I read on that was when someone said they were going to put about 30 pounds on Tannerite (Spelling?) under the doormat if the ATF came calling. It was pointed out that that would leave a 100 yard diameter crater!

 

[Garraty_47]

Last conversation I read on that was when someone said they were going to put about 30 pounds on Tannerite (Spelling?) under the doormat if the ATF came calling. It was pointed out that that would leave a 100 yard diameter crater!

Fucking hell.
Explosives are a remote option at best unless the plan includes burning the whole place down while bugging out.

I'll bet that person's last-ditch option was to "take a hostage" by holding a gun to their own head.

 

[Fredricka]

Trust crookie and garraty to ruin a top quality thread with their low brow mumbo jumbo :(

 

[Garraty_47]

Trust crookie and garraty to ruin a top quality thread with their low brow mumbo jumbo :(

Sorry I know you're trying to make some kind of point but all I'm getting is:

"EckEckEckEckEck!"

 

[Cookie Monster]

Trust crookie and garraty to ruin a top quality thread with their low brow mumbo jumbo :(

Big words confuse little Wurzel.

@Alfred E. Neutrump If you want fraudreka put on trial say the word and I'll prepare the charges.

 

[Fredricka]

Quit smegging up my thread, don't make me neg your smeg, I'll do it you know

 

[Garraty_47]

Quit smegging up my thread, don't make me neg your smeg, I'll do it you know

Calm down, Flipper.
Here ya go:

 

[Fredricka]

Big words confuse little Wurzel.

@Alfred E. Neutrump If you want fraudreka put on trial say the word and I'll prepare the charges.

On trial for what exactly? Starting great threads? Being an ultra friendly and welcoming presence? Keeping things spick and span round here? Behave crookie

 

[Cookie Monster]

On trial for what exactly? Starting great threads? Being an ultra friendly and welcoming presence? Keeping things spick and span round here? Behave crookie

Scared? I would be if I was you Fraudy.

 

[Fredricka]

Scared? I would be if I was you Fraudy.

That's because you're a wuss

 

[Cookie Monster]

That's because you're a wuss

Avatar hacks coming up

 

[Fredricka]

Avatar hacks coming up

Youre not even on the list, you melon

 

[Frood]

Sorry I know you're trying to make some kind of point but all I'm getting is:

"EckEckEckEckEck!"

A male dolphin wouldn't do as poorly attempting to debate....

 

[The Associate]

Nobody's voting for you danny Reynolds, get real

SILENCE, INSURRECTIONIST! ERE I HAVE THEE BEATEN WITH DEAD CATS!

 

[Fredricka]

SILENCE, INSURRECTIONIST! ERE I HAVE THEE BEATEN WITH DEAD CATS!

No, do you see any danny votes? No, nor me. Sit down bij

 

[The Associate]

No, do you see any danny votes? No, nor me. Sit down bij

YOU HAVE POSTED OUT OF TURN, GARLIC DOUGHNUT!