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[Cookie Monster]

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Count Binface!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Alan B'Stard is my guy.

 

[Fredricka]

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Count Binface!

Who here gets a vote in makerfield?

 

[Cookie Monster]

Who here gets a vote in makerfield?

None its a bit of fun you killjoy.

 

[Fredricka]

None its a bit of fun you killjoy.

You need to get out more

 

[Cookie Monster]

You need to get out more

I do, its ascot week. so next week i'll be out in the sun. seethe Madam shut-in.

 

[Fredricka]

I do, its ascot week. so next week i'll be out in the sun. seethe Madam shut-in.

No way are you going to ascot, just stop with the blatant lies, lol. Show us your hat for ladies day if its true

 

[Garraty_47]

Fred is begging to see Cookie's helmet?

Oh my.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Fred is begging to see Cookie's helmet?

Oh my.

Stalky is always angling to see my junk.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Fred is begging to see Cookie's helmet?

Oh my.

The Internet is shaking...


... from laughter.

 

[Fredricka]

Stalky is always angling to see my junk.

You need to stop following me around and flashing your "junk" nobody wants to see it, or even think about it. Begone

 

[Holliday 3000]

I do, its ascot week. so next week i'll be out in the sun. seethe Madam shut-in.

Oh wow, so you all get your favorite ascots out and don your top hats and waistecoats. Nice !

 

[Cookie Monster]

Oh wow, so you all get your favorite ascots out and don your top hats and waistecoats. Nice !

Although i consider myself royalty I'd be jumped by MI16 before I got to the Royal enclosure.

 

[Cookie Monster]

You need to stop following me around and flashing your "junk" nobody wants to see it, or even think about it. Begone

I thought you flounced out last night, oh well.

 

[Fredricka]

I thought you flounced out last night, oh well.

Flounced? I do occasionally log out you know. Just for your stalkie info, because I know how interested you are, I'm thinking about a countryside getaway on Monday, that won't be a founce either

 

[Cookie Monster]

Flounced? I do occasionally log out you know. Just for your stalkie info, because I know how interested you are, I'm thinking about a countryside getaway on Monday, that won't be a founce either

Thank you I will add it to your folder.

 

[Fredricka]

Thank you I will add it to your folder.

That folder must be getting pretty thick by now, stalks

 

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[Holliday 3000]

Although i consider myself royalty I'd be jumped by MI16 before I got to the Royal enclosure.

So this is like your Kentucky Derby except a week long.

 

[Cookie Monster]

That folder must be getting pretty thick by now, stalks

No, nothing much worth saving.

 

[Cookie Monster]

So this is like your Kentucky Derby except a week long.

5 days but used to be 4. Just had another winner called Moonfall!!!

 

[Cookie Monster]

So this is like your Kentucky Derby except a week long.

Got 5 big races tomorrow, 20 to 30 runners. This is fantastic to watch.

Will poast my picks up later when Ive dont the card and eated the chinky I ordered.

 

[Fredricka]

Got 5 big races tomorrow, 20 to 30 runners. This is fantastic to watch.

Will poast my picks up later when Ive dont the card and eated the chinky I ordered.

How do you dont a card? Are you on the pimms already?

 

[Cookie Monster]

How do you dont a card? Are you on the pimms already?

typo tardling.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Is this one of those quaint English things, like Monty Python?

 

[Garraty_47]

Is this one of those quaint English things, like Monty Python?

It sounds more like their penchant for giving food names like "spotted dick".

British sporting customs, much akin to their cuisine, can be difficult to digest.

 

[Fredricka]

It sounds more like their penchant for giving food names like "spotted dick".

British sporting customs, much akin to their cuisine, can be difficult to digest.

Don't pay any attention to the monstrosities crookie posts in the dinner thread, those aren't usual

 

[Cookie Monster]

Don't pay any attention to the monstrosities crookie posts in the dinner thread, those aren't usual

Where would you be in life without a microwave and a tin opener? About 30 pounds lighter for starters, it must really hurt the way I run rings round you all the time.

 

[Fredricka]

it must really hurt the way I run rings round you all the time.

That's a serious contender for the funniest thing I've read all year, really