Who is Breakie trying to impress?

Murdy

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I'm having a good week. Was at a gas station fueling. I asked for some lottery tickets. They asked me to show my ID.

Ha, score bitches...I'm freaking 57!

It still surprises the shit out of me when it happens, but it does.

The new puppy is trying to keep up with the big dog and she is so patient I’m laughing like little dude she could bite your head off if she wanted to lol
 

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woke up sexy AF again :Happy5:
Please don’t say the word “sexy” again…you’re making the poor adjective too subjective! Trololol

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I'm having a good week. Was at a gas station fueling. I asked for some lottery tickets. They asked me to show my ID.

Ha, score bitches...I'm freaking 57!

It still surprises the shit out of me when it happens, but it does.
Did you shit your pants perchance?
:Bwahaha:
 

Murdy

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You’re ugly and yo mama dresses yoo funny!

My mama is still alive and on a yacht somewhere living her best life…

We are from LA… try thinking about all the movies you’ve seen about LA and then try to suspend our disbelief. Is your third eye crusty from tying one on last night???

The facts remain… I’m blonde, I’m kinda cute, I can still wear a bikini to the beach, and my main can’t keep his face out my no~no.
 

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Whoa...got give it up for 5th grade.

Classic grade school taunt. You're a master at this!

:LOL3::LOL3:
.Poor guy. You know, he's here in our middle of the night cranking out 20-30 consecutive unanswered stupefying, alcohol induced rants about other people being substance abusers etc. It seems like some very desperate and insane attempt to reclaim the board which he thinks was once his board (LoLz) while defying the realization he is no more than what was, and all broke down. It's sad, so be kind and humor him a little.
 

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Oh wow
Breakfall seemed to have pulled a dildo shaped capsule from his anus containing morals :LOL:
 

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I'm having a good week. Was at a gas station fueling. I asked for some lottery tickets. They asked me to show my ID.

Ha, score bitches...I'm freaking 57!

It still surprises the shit out of me when it happens, but it does.

They were thinking that you might qualify for a senior's discount.