Who is Breakie trying to impress?

[Murdy]

I'm having a good week. Was at a gas station fueling. I asked for some lottery tickets. They asked me to show my ID.

Ha, score bitches...I'm freaking 57!

It still surprises the shit out of me when it happens, but it does.

The new puppy is trying to keep up with the big dog and she is so patient I’m laughing like little dude she could bite your head off if she wanted to lol

 

[Breakfall]

woke up sexy AF again

Please don’t say the word “sexy” again…you’re making the poor adjective too subjective! Trololol

 

[Murdy]

Please don’t say the word “sexy” again…you’re making the poor adjective too subjective! Trololol

Spamtard says wut?

 

[Breakfall]

I'm having a good week. Was at a gas station fueling. I asked for some lottery tickets. They asked me to show my ID.

Ha, score bitches...I'm freaking 57!

It still surprises the shit out of me when it happens, but it does.

Did you shit your pants perchance?

 

[Murdy]

Did you shit your pants perchance?

do you want to lick her butthole thinking about it?

 

[Breakfall]

Spamtard says wut?

You’re ugly and yo mama dresses yoo funny!

 

[Lily]

The new puppy is trying to keep up with the big dog and she is so patient I’m laughing like little dude she could bite your head off if she wanted to lol

Louie is so cute!

 

[Lily]

Did you shit your pants perchance?

No, but I'll shit in your mouth and you'll like it, deviant.

 

[Lily]

do you want to lick her butthole thinking about it?

Please don't get him all hot and bothered.

 

[Seamajor]

You’re ugly and yo mama dresses yoo funny!

Look you speaks. short people are easier the clothe

 

[Lily]

You’re ugly and yo mama dresses yoo funny!

Whoa...got give it up for 5th grade.

Classic grade school taunt. You're a master at this!

 

[Murdy]

You’re ugly and yo mama dresses yoo funny!

My mama is still alive and on a yacht somewhere living her best life…

We are from LA… try thinking about all the movies you’ve seen about LA and then try to suspend our disbelief. Is your third eye crusty from tying one on last night???

The facts remain… I’m blonde, I’m kinda cute, I can still wear a bikini to the beach, and my main can’t keep his face out my no~no.

 

[Lily]

OMG, these pendejos...

 

[Murdy]

Louie is so cute!

I concur! Louie the love nugget aka puppy chulo has stolen my heart!!

 

[Lily]

I concur! Louie the love nugget aka puppy chulo has stolen my heart!!

Totally adorbs, Murdy.

 

[The New Holliday]

Whoa...got give it up for 5th grade.

Classic grade school taunt. You're a master at this!

.Poor guy. You know, he's here in our middle of the night cranking out 20-30 consecutive unanswered stupefying, alcohol induced rants about other people being substance abusers etc. It seems like some very desperate and insane attempt to reclaim the board which he thinks was once his board (LoLz) while defying the realization he is no more than what was, and all broke down. It's sad, so be kind and humor him a little.

 

[X]

That’s not very nice you ray of sunshine you!

He wanted to drown kittens, do you also hate kittens as well as being a kid fister ?

 

[Breakfall]

He wanted to drown kittens, do you also hate kittens as well as being a kid fister ?

A kid fister?
@Bastard Factory is this statement within the rules?

Baby Jesus wept! Is PedX drunk again and projecting?

He mad!!!!!! Ahahahahahaaaaa

 

[X]

A kid fister?
@Bastard Factory is this statement within the rules?

Baby Jesus wept! Is PedX drunk again and projecting?

He mad!!!!!! Ahahahahahaaaaa

Dear Lort, please strike that piodo with one swipe of a 2x4 from an angry father

 

[Breakfall]

Dear Lort, please strike that piodo with one swipe of a 2x4 from an angry father

You should be turfed from this forum for your kiddie sexualising! Don’t converse with me anymore rock spider. Eeeeeeew.

 

[X]

Oh wow
Breakfall seemed to have pulled a dildo shaped capsule from his anus containing morals

 

[Breakfall]

Oh wow
Breakfall seemed to have pulled a dildo shaped capsule from his anus containing morals

Morals??? Get off the drugs you kiddie diddler! Eeeewww

 

[X]

Morals??? Get off the drugs you kiddie diddler! Eeeewww

Piodo said WAAt ?

 

[The Prowler]

continually lusting over all the male members’ members!

She talks about my cock more than @Admin. does!!!

 

[Admin.]

She talks about my cock more than @Admin. does!!!

You have a cock?

 

[The Prowler]

I'm having a good week. Was at a gas station fueling. I asked for some lottery tickets. They asked me to show my ID.

Ha, score bitches...I'm freaking 57!

It still surprises the shit out of me when it happens, but it does.

They were thinking that you might qualify for a senior's discount.

 

[Alticus]

She talks about my cock more than @Admin. does!!!

Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[Alticus]

They were thinking that you might qualify for a senior's discount.

Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[The Prowler]

My mama is still alive and on a yacht somewhere

Imagine living life out at sea.

What a major fuckin' pain in the ass.

Chances are she is somewhere on land, but does not want you to know, @Murdy

The poor woman raised you. Do not burden her until she croaks, you disgusting pig.

Stay Away!

 

[Breakfall]

She talks about my cock more than @Admin. does!!!

And mine…and most males. She told me once, that she knew when a man had a big cock—-when they could get past all her fatty bits and penetrate her adequately! I just laughed and laughed…