Who will save your Souls?

chew the fat

[unofficial] Internet Doctor.
Messages
994
#63
Dearest Maggie...could we form a protest group like the Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) and get some protest placards made up and stand outside this hideous website and you know protest the fucking shocking vile print matter here.

Just a thort...

DTF...chew...xoxoxo

ps...thank you my love for PM'ing me your beautiful photo. I love it.

Thinking how fucking sexy you are in your photo.

DTF...chew...xoxoxo


 

Bastard Factory

Chairmen of the Bored
Administrator
Messages
979
#64
She's cute as hell and I like her crooked teeth because it makes me feel like I might have a shot. :facepalm:
Was at a party with her in '99.. said 'what's up' to her and her snaggle teeth while we were waiting in line for the bathroom.
She was there with Trey Parker.
 

Dageaux

Dedicated Deviant
Elite Bastards
Messages
404
#65
The only answer to who will save my soul is me.
 

Kilroy

...was here.
Messages
1,213
Location
Here.
#66
She's cute as hell and I like her crooked teeth because it makes me feel like I might have a shot. :facepalm:
Was at a party with her in '99.. said 'what's up' to her and her snaggle teeth while we were waiting in line for the bathroom.
She was there with Trey Parker.
Did she reek of patchouli?

I'm betting she reeked of patchouli.

Filthy hippie, I bet they had to wrangle her into the shower once a week with cattle prods.

 

Kilroy

...was here.
Messages
1,213
Location
Here.
#67
Also, I don't need my soul saved from anything.
 

Scott

Dedicated Deviant
Messages
1,092
#68

Scott

Dedicated Deviant
Messages
1,092
#69
She's cute as hell and I like her crooked teeth because it makes me feel like I might have a shot. :facepalm:
Was at a party with her in '99.. said 'what's up' to her and her snaggle teeth while we were waiting in line for the bathroom.
She was there with Trey Parker.
Did she reek of patchouli?

I'm betting she reeked of patchouli.

Filthy hippie, I bet they had to wrangle her into the shower once a week with cattle prods.

What happened, was one of her Christmas songs playin' when you were found that stocking full o' soot?
 

Kilroy

...was here.
Messages
1,213
Location
Here.
#70
Nope, she's just a derrteh derrteh hippie.
 

Stinkyfinger

Exclusive Members of...
Permanent Meltdown
Messages
3,536
Location
UrANUS
#71
Don't you watch 'The last Alaskans' or some show of that nature ... her parent's and close family live in the bush, there's a few episodes dedicated to her and her son's visit ...
 

Bastard Factory

Chairmen of the Bored
Administrator
Messages
979
#74
She's cute as hell and I like her crooked teeth because it makes me feel like I might have a shot. :facepalm:
Was at a party with her in '99.. said 'what's up' to her and her snaggle teeth while we were waiting in line for the bathroom.
She was there with Trey Parker.
Snaggle teeth lol. Not a lot of chicks can pull that off and still be hot.
Was she actually waiting in line like everyone else?
This was the Sleepy Hollow movie premiere after party @ a 100 year old mansion in the Hollywood Hills. The restrooms couldn't handle a party crowd so there was VIP porta potties outside. She was out there with Trey Parker (he was loud and cracking jokes at the people inside the shitters/and somehow I was in between them, waiting. Said 'whats up to her, but she was super shy. Met Michael Keaton/Depp/Tim Burton/Ricci/Rose McGowan that night ... so they were both small potatoes when it came to the rest of the guest list. I really didn't care too much about her songs or South Park. Cutie tho.

Kat was with me, she was on cloud 9, but not because of Jewel.
 

Scott

Dedicated Deviant
Messages
1,092
#77
She's cute as hell and I like her crooked teeth because it makes me feel like I might have a shot. :facepalm:
Was at a party with her in '99.. said 'what's up' to her and her snaggle teeth while we were waiting in line for the bathroom.
She was there with Trey Parker.
Snaggle teeth lol. Not a lot of chicks can pull that off and still be hot.
Was she actually waiting in line like everyone else?
This was the Sleepy Hollow movie premiere after party @ a 100 year old mansion in the Hollywood Hills. The restrooms couldn't handle a party crowd so there was VIP porta potties outside. She was out there with Trey Parker (he was loud and cracking jokes at the people inside the shitters/and somehow I was in between them, waiting. Said 'whats up to her, but she was super shy. Met Michael Keaton/Depp/Tim Burton/Ricci/Rose McGowan that night ... so they were both small potatoes when it came to the rest of the guest list. I really didn't care too much about her songs or South Park. Cutie tho.

Kat was with me, she was on cloud 9.
That's cool that you and she know each other in real life, cheers! :Cheers:We'll get Jeannie and the four of us should paint the town red, flip a coin to determine east or west coast lol.

I had a bit of a crush on Jewel because she was reserved, not flaunting it even though you knew she had it, so when this music vid came out, I was all, "Mama mia!":Lovin1:
 

Who

Not Dead Yet
Messages
34
Location
God's Waiting Room
#78
Lordy Lordy, that bitch is made fore making bi-racial babies, imagine her poor pastor after the 15rd one comes sliding out
 

Scott

Dedicated Deviant
Messages
1,092
#79
That last fist full of viagara must've blown a gasket in your brain pan.
 
Top Bottom