Who would you like to be Stuck in an Elevator with?

[Bastard Factory]

So you're stuck on an elevator for over an hour with one well known individual... a celebrity, musician, artist or writer. Living or dead. Who would it be?

What would you talk about other than this forum?
Love affair or assault charges?

 

[Blurt]

Marilyn Monroe.

I want to pick her brains about Einstein’s Special Theory of Relativiry.

But just for an hour.

 

[cw_]

Does it have to be a celebrity? People might get suspicious when a celebrity goes missing...

 

[Bastard Factory]

Musician, artist, writer.. someone known by millions.

 

[Admin.]

Valerie Perrine, to discuss the ins and outs of interplanetary relationships.

 

[cw_]

Yo-Yo Ma
He's seems like a chill individual.
We could talk about life and music. I could learn something.

 

[Lily]

Queen Elizabeth I

Pick her brains about trying to be a leader in her era.

 

[Blurt]

Marilyn Monroe.

I want to pick her brains about Einstein’s Special Theory of Relativiry.

But just for an hour.

 

[Jeannie]

one of the astronauts that went 2 the moon, stuck in a wheel chair with an o2 tank...

if i dont get honest answers i crimp the hose

 

[chew the fat]

I was stuck in an elevator for an 1 1/2 hours for real.

I was playing a game of cricket that day and we went back to the hotel after a few drinks and 12 of us jumped in the elevator to go up to our rooms but it sunk down to ground floor as it was only a 10 person lift.

The hotel got the Otis elevator company man to come out on a Saturday and he went up on the top floor and wound us up by hand on crank to the first floor.

Next time this happens, I would take a bucket with me for toilet reasons ...

 

[Seamajor]

Melania Trump after she hit the stop button.

 

[Flynn]

Albert Einstein.

I would spend the time I had with him getting clarification on his Theory of Relativity.

 

[Alticus]

Larry David

 

[cw_]

Larry David

What would you talk about other than this forum?
Love affair or assault charges?

 

[Alticus]

What would you talk about other than this forum?
Love affair or assault charges?

I would talk to him about a lot of things. He is the true genius behind Seinfeld and a very funny man.

 

[Admin.]

What if you were on an elevator and Bigly Gasbag got on emitting noxious odors, what would you do?

 

[Alticus]

What if you were on an elevator and Bigly Gasbag got on emitting noxious odors, what would you do?

I'd do my best to knock him out but with my luck he's probably one of those obese martial artists that can actually fight, and would whoop my ass.

 

[Admin.]

I'd do my best to knock him out but with my luck he's probably one of those obese martial artists that can actually fight, and would whoop my ass.

Well maybe if you let him take a break to catch his breath, and take a shower.

 

[Murdy]

John Holmes…. and a measuring tape.

 

[Lily]

I'd do my best to knock him out but with my luck he's probably one of those obese martial artists that can actually fight, and would whoop my ass.

No, he couldn't.

 

[mastersplither]

The Lizard King and some LSD

Would be very interesting

 

[Weeg]

momma!!

 

[Weeg]

momma!!

her fromunda cheese smells like blue cheese