Will Lily Everrrrr Stop Complaining?

Who didn't see that coming though? They want everything that they can manage to be a subscription .

Thank goodness I live in a Mediterranean climate.
Air conditioning could be next on the subscription list.

Better hope your window down button is paid off!
 
You follow me around like white on rice. Why is that? Explain once and for all why your face is stuck up my ass.
Oh oh oh ooooo I like where this is going. Keep talking Lily. Your voice is similar to Jami Gertz as the phone sex operator on Seinfeld.
 
Hey if I get something that makes my cock swell, I won't have to use my penis pump so much!
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Enjoy it while you can young man. Time & tide will roll your ass like a cannoli.
One day soon I will say these very words to my Son thanks to you, he’s been causing me a raised eyebrow as of late, time waits for no one.
 
Especially when they spread scandalous lies about my age! Bloody damned cheek.

Dude, everything about you is a lie. After listening to ESAD, now it's no wonder why you are sooo deathly afraid of recording a Vocaroo.

You have the backbone to make light of my voice, but you are soooo afraid of posting yours.
 
Dude, everything about you is a lie. After listening to ESAD, now it's no wonder why you are sooo deathly afraid of recording a Vocaroo.

You have the backbone to make light of my voice, but you are soooo afraid of posting yours.
One of the reasons I haven't bothered to make a vocaroo is because I enjoy seeing you constantly bitch about it. :LOL3: