Would You Do Porn?
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How do you think I was able to retire so young?
I don't know how they do it. Speaking for myself I'd have a difficult time keeping it up with a camera and tons of people watching me.
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Porn: Under developed plot, over developed cast.It's called Acting, look it up.
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I can't imagine agreeing to that.
I'm not anti-porn, as such, but I'm not a consumer of it either.
My personal view is that sex is a sacred, private act.
Unless it's part of a ritual and then the privacy bit is relative, of course.
Your words just made me feel very dirty. lol
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So when Murdy raped Joo Dog....that was a "No No"?
That's the fun part! haha I've never been filmed, but I have fucked on stage before -ONCE- 'twas more of a 'hey guys watch this' thing for a few cast and crew left on the set than 'doing porn'.
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You sound jealous, why is that?
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Bet the little cowboy told ya that.
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Cousins included?
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Relatively speaking.
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I have never and would never do porn or anything sexual for money.
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And putting on displays for others? Not in my playbook.
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And putting on displays for others? Not in my playbook.
I have since corrected my egregious gramma for ya lovely xoxo
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I saw some porn once that featured an older man. Like 60's or 70's, bald, and just fucking old...I was in my early 40's.
Talk about getting turned off...
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I love to light a few candles and see the glare in his eyes when he realizes I’m about to sacrifice him. That’s my favorite.
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You’re next, bitch!!!
Don't hurty me Murdy!!
Elderly porn is surprising popular. You'd be surprised at what categories turn folks on. An example:
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I’m gonna do you like I did Joodawg!!!
Now… the question is… will you make donkey noises and beg for the hose after I tie you to the stove with all the burners blazing and throw tomatoes at you… ?
Cause that fool was a FREAK
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Some of those are comical. Like Tennis...I don't know why, but that made me chuckle.
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I’m gonna do you like I did Joodawg!!!
Now… the question is… will you make donkey noises and beg for the hose after I tie you to the stove with all the burners blazing and throw tomatoes at you… ?
Cause that fool was a FREAK
I'm dead....laughing my motherfucking ass off...the guy is chuckling at your antics as well.
Omg, you so crazy! Throw some chiles roasted on that stove too, cebolla y cilantro...don't forget the chips!
