X admits to wearing "sexy" fishnet panties.....

Why are you disappointed @Garraty_47 ? You can't just leave that emoji and not say why

Allah isn't real and he can't be disappointed in your alcohol abuse so I'm being disappointed for him.

Oh- and your liver called; it said: "Hep me. Hep me pweeeese?"

I was, again, disappointed as I shook my head and hung up without saying anything.
 
Allah isn't real and he can't be disappointed in your alcohol abuse so I'm being disappointed for him.

Oh- and your liver called; it said: "Hep me. Hep me pweeeese?"

I was, again, disappointed as I shook my head and hung up without saying anything.
Garraty, enough with the holier than thou attitude, don't forget you smoke fags which is far far worse
 
I'm pretty sure god would approve of the holy rattler and thatchers

You mean you *hope* so because you're weak and willful and have strayed from the path but your hopes are steeped in hubris and mockery so you're literally damned. lulz

would he approve of jacks thumb being stuck up your ass though? I don't think so

Whut?
That's not a thing; I'm quite sure I would have noticed.
 
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How would anyone sense Jack's thumbs up their arse when Jack's thumbs are so tiny?

My arse has displayed an "Exit Only" sign for more than half a century; I'm fairly certain I'd notice anything of any size trying to disregard the clearly poasted prohibition against entry.
 
My arse has displayed an "Exit Only" sign for more than half a century; I'm fairly certain I'd notice anything of any size trying to disregard the clearly poasted prohibition against entry.

Your words could be construed as false advertising though....