X admits to wearing "sexy" fishnet panties.....

Have you informed your family cereals in the cupboard milks in the fridge you’re on BF for your shift?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
It's only me and my husband now. He's not a spaz he can cook, unlike some pavement pizza pickers
 
Make sure you punch in, you don’t wanna be here for nothing and not get paid AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I hope it won't ruin your script when I'm up the pub tonight, better get working on a new one
 
Why are you disappointed @Garraty_47 ? You can't just leave that emoji and not say why

Allah isn't real and he can't be disappointed in your alcohol abuse so I'm being disappointed for him.

Oh- and your liver called; it said: "Hep me. Hep me pweeeese?"

I was, again, disappointed as I shook my head and hung up without saying anything.
 
Allah isn't real and he can't be disappointed in your alcohol abuse so I'm being disappointed for him.

Oh- and your liver called; it said: "Hep me. Hep me pweeeese?"

I was, again, disappointed as I shook my head and hung up without saying anything.
Garraty, enough with the holier than thou attitude, don't forget you smoke fags which is far far worse
 
Is it even OK for an actual president to be seen In a thread like this? You might have to make one of those apology videos, like all the other naughty politicians
 
Garraty, enough with the holier than thou attitude, don't forget you smoke fags which is far far worse

Debatable, but even granting your point at least I'm not being an apostate by sparking up an American Spirit.

No paradise for you, Inebriella. lulz
 
Debatable, but even granting your point at least I'm not being an apostate by sparking up an American Spirit.

No paradise for you, Inebriella. lulz
I'm pretty sure god would approve of the holy rattler and thatchers, would he approve of jacks thumb being stuck up your ass though? I don't think so
 
I'm pretty sure god would approve of the holy rattler and thatchers

You mean you *hope* so because you're weak and willful and have strayed from the path but your hopes are steeped in hubris and mockery so you're literally damned. lulz

would he approve of jacks thumb being stuck up your ass though? I don't think so

Whut?
That's not a thing; I'm quite sure I would have noticed.
 
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How would anyone sense Jack's thumbs up their arse when Jack's thumbs are so tiny?

My arse has displayed an "Exit Only" sign for more than half a century; I'm fairly certain I'd notice anything of any size trying to disregard the clearly poasted prohibition against entry.
 
My arse has displayed an "Exit Only" sign for more than half a century; I'm fairly certain I'd notice anything of any size trying to disregard the clearly poasted prohibition against entry.

Your words could be construed as false advertising though....
 
Your words could be construed as false advertising though....

A mistake they'd only try to make once.
I've never been a fan of butt stuff, not even the heterosexual varieties.

<whispering>
That's where the poop comes out, ya know.
 
You mean you *hope* so because you're weak and willful and have strayed from the path but your hopes are steeped in hubris and mockery so you're literally damned. lulz



Whut?
That's not a thing; I'm quite sure I would have noticed.
Rubbish, if Jesus was alive today he'd be turning water into rattlers and getting everyone shitfaced. I remember no mention of him smoking fags
 
I see garraty lily eyed my well thought out philosophical argument because he knows he can't win, lol at him