Look at all of you getting all wet and bothered about Blandy.
While it is true I do enjoy stinky fingering most of you, while noting the level of yeast infections among some of our contributors carries the stench of a bad diet, bad decisions textually and a lack of cognisant guilt free thought processes… I still feel compelled to remind you all that I am a boring gay, married man with children, who still fantasises about owning a PS5 while tiddlywinking my way through your idea of ineffectual intellectual discourse.
What I am is what you can never be. Smart enough to outsmart me.