Blandscape’s people killed Kirk

[Lily]

If it had been a 30.06 at that range he would not only have been decapitated whoever was behind him would have got it as well.

There was no exit wound.

Did you read the bs about how Kirk had an extraordinary neck? I read that somewhere, I should have saved it.

 

[Lily]

You’re as fat as they come but I don’t judge.


I’m beautiful, smart and funny as fuck. Plus I’m not broke,


Burn lol

You just did and no I'm not, asquerosa.

 

[Garraty_47]

We are all interested in her entertainment value…can you provide any evidence for it, or do you need Garraty in here to provide you with context, a platform and a reason to have your own opinions!

I don't provide people with things.
I let people bask in the warmth of my presence and for some reason it just brings out the best in them.

Except you.
You're apparently allergic to my therapeutic vibes.
*tsk* 'Tis a shame.
Maybe there's a pill for that?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Leftists crying about ICE agents deporting ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS never stops being funny.

These retards should be forced to house illegals in their own home, that would soon shut them up.

 

[Cookie Monster]

I read the first page and that hit peak retard,



Flea was funny,

The clue is here you buckfast fibrillating moron, the post I liked on page 1.

@Blandscape

 

[Cookie Monster]

I remember Roger Ramjet! That was a cool cartoon.

It was on saturday mornings here during cartoon hour with Top Cat and Tin tin etc. British children's programs where more likely puppets or plasticine animation.

Like the Clangers..


Morph

The precursor to Wallace and Gromet, its also how I assume Canadians talk when no one is watching.

 

[Fredricka]

Morph was the greatest

 

[Frood]

That looks like a lewd gay scene...

 

[Fredricka]

I dont believe cookie watched morph unless it was with his kids, he probably watched andy pandy and bill and ben

 

[Kirk]

What ballistics experts, the magic bullet type, and no-one has seen any coroners report!

Try to keep up laddie, this was just a random guy showing you what that calibre is capable of. Even at 200 yards. Would you like me to link Maga Ex Navy Seals explaining why they couldn’t make that shot?

It was no 30 06, 9 mill at most.

With less than a week of playing Call of Duty and Battlefield 6, any Generation Z'er can pull off these types of shots.

 

[Seamajor]

That looks like a lewd gay scene...

You’d know best DD. Gothic tits would rock any hermaphrodite

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

You’d know best DD. Gothic tits would rock any hermaphrodite

Snarkiest post in a while!

 

[Seamajor]

Yes we do. So keep trucha

Trucha? Trout in Spanish. Special code?

 

[Lily]

Trucha? Trout in Spanish. Special code?

It's slang for "alert".

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

We now stand at Defcon 1, repeat Defcon 1.

 

[Blandscape]

With less than a week of playing Call of Duty and Battlefield 6, any Generation Z'er can pull off these types of shots.

I hope you are still not trying to assert the boy did it Poppy? With a 30 06, whether he could make the shot or not!

 

[Kirk]

I hope you are still not trying to assert the boy did it Poppy? With a 30 06, whether he could make the shot or not!

You are right blandscape, it was all staged with crisis actors and blood squids. Akira Kurosawa directed while Kubrick filmed it live using a vintage steady cam.

 

[Martini]

This much is true. She harvests drama like 100 Doves stuck together,.

Hey permanent sleepover victim at the halfway house, Nobody gives a fuck about you, even the roaches crawling around in your room. So instead of trying to quote me, the fucking GOAT, go brush the teeth in your asshole, your boyfriends crying into his limp wrist about the chafing and the cost it takes to replace the plungers he's used to try and suction them out. I told him to just use the stick end next time and push down really, really hard.

This fucking imbeciles idea for maid service is running down a hallway, jumping on the handle ass first on the vacuum, then riding around the carpet like a fucking human dirt devil.

I'm not here putting newspaper down in every thread for you to shit on. Go look at every fucking thread you've made that sinks quicker then you in front of a gloryhole and come to the realization that nobody either reads you, or doesn't want to scratch a bald patch on their head trying to decipher whatever illiterate riddle your trying to convey if there isn't a cash prize attached.

You type in fucking mumbles. Seriously your the poster child of failure in the same vain as a washed up rapper high off his ass in an interview for Vlad TV without the fucking fame. If my shit, my actual fecal matter, could talk, it would make more sense then you.

Go back to your meth pipe, bruh. It will do you more good then me continually stepping on your face with both feet wearing spiked track shoes and doing deep squats over, and over, and over...

 

[Cookie Monster]

Hey permanent sleepover victim at the halfway house, Nobody gives a fuck about you, even the roaches crawling around in your room. So instead of trying to quote me, the fucking GOAT, go brush the teeth in your asshole, your boyfriends crying into his limp wrist about the chafing and the cost it takes to replace the plungers he's used to try and suction them out. I told him to just use the stick end next time and push down really, really hard.

This fucking imbeciles idea for maid service is running down a hallway, jumping on the handle ass first on the vacuum, then riding around the carpet like a fucking human dirt devil.

I'm not here putting newspaper down in every thread for you to shit on. Go look at every fucking thread you've made that sinks quicker then you in front of a gloryhole and come to the realization that nobody either reads you, or doesn't want to scratch a bald patch on their head trying to decipher whatever illiterate riddle your trying to convey if there isn't a cash prize attached.

You type in fucking mumbles. Seriously your the poster child of failure in the same vain as a washed up rapper high off his ass in an interview for Vlad TV without the fucking fame. If my shit, my actual fecal matter, could talk, it would make more sense then you.

Go back to your meth pipe, bruh. It will do you more good then me continually stepping on your face with both feet wearing spiked track shoes and doing deep squats over, and over, and over...

Oh well done Tinkerbell less bullshit and more flamey. Creativity is where its at, like the way I stand on your clown shoes and speed bag your elephant seal nose like I'm Rocky Balboa. Hurt much? Well I did borrow @Jack s six inch stilettos.

And.........
"I'm not here putting newspaper down in every thread for you to shit on."

You dont have to, your open mouth makes such a good target"

This is easy......

"If my shit, my actual faecal matter, could talk, it would make more sense then you."

Well givit the fucking Mic then! If its better than you you can play sidekick on the Maracas.
Oh and I've found your spirit animal Gomer..

 

[Jack]

Well I did borrow @Jack s six inch stilettos.

and you broke one of the spikes too, fucker.

 

[Flynn]

Well I did borrow @Jack s six inch stilettos.

 

[Cookie Monster]

and you broke one of the spikes too, fucker.

Dont worry, i gave them to @The New Holliday who said he would fix them and give them back to you....eventually.