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I think it was when Blandsnore called Lily a "wee bonnie lassie" that her heart melted and she became besotted with the Buckfast swilling Glaswegian.

Presumably no man had ever uttered such loving, tender words to her before. Most women would likely burst out laughing at the line or gag after being subjected to Blandy's stale haggis breath...
A pussy wearing sunglasses is still a pussy Adam.

A fitting reminder of how even you view you.
 

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Oy.

Blandy isn't that bad when it comes to the written word.

It's when he starts those mind numbing and patience taxing vocaroos, is when I start to panic.

He daisy chains irrelevant words, phrases, and concepts in order to appear smarter than he is...or was...or can bee...like Ali, stinging, prolapsed sultanas tis the fruit in between Lily's twin dueling Hāngī's, butt ultimately, C'est la weave....
 

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As you daisy chain opinions that validate your own sense of girth.

The more you demand attention from any poster Freud, the more translucent you become.
 

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As you daisy chain opinions that validate your own sense of girth.

The more you demand attention from any poster Freud, the more translucent you become.


Your 1st sentence required an adjective placed before girth to give it punch, Judy....

Your 2nd sentence needed a different word or lead up for "attention".... perhaps, "The more you demand a solid from any poster Freud, the more translucent you become".

You can play around with other literary turns of phrase or tools, obviously.... (just don't keep playing with yourself or Liaming yourself)...

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Your 1st sentence required an adjective placed before girth to give it punch, Judy....

Your 2nd sentence needed a different word or lead up for "attention".... perhaps, "The more you demand a solid from any poster Freud, the more translucent you become".

You can play around with other literary turns of phrase or tools, obviously.... (just don't keep playing with yourself or Liaming yourself)...

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Talk about folks trying to look smarter than they are. Thank you for your Grammarly impetus Freud.

Laming 101, stay away from grammar, lest you look even more desperate than you obviously are.
 

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Talk about folks trying to look smarter than they are. Thank you for your Grammarly impetus Freud.

Laming 101, stay away from grammar, lest you look even more desperate than you obviously are.

Hey... it's English... my people didn't invent it but yours still can't speak it better than I can .