Yo shithead Blandscape

[Flynn]

Yes, yes, something about racism and a cautionary tale in terms of response.

Thank you for your valued contribution Jack.

You do know that @Jack likes to look at A.I. generated pre-teens, right?

 

[Flynn]

No, you don't know me at all.

We all know you from your 1988 center fold pullout that was in National Geographic.

 

[Blandscape]

That's good and all...but I think the question people want answered the most is...

...what about the relationship you're in with Lily?

It involves wet wipes, a re-mastered Blu Ray of Love Story, a tube of Pringles and What’s Ap.

It is an eternal and ethereal story of a love that dares to speak its name.

 

[Flynn]

It involves wet wipes, a re-mastered Blu Ray of Love Story, a tube of Pringles and What’s Ap.

It is an eternal and ethereal story of a love that dares to speak its name.

Which Zoo did this all take place at?

 

[Blandscape]

Not as exciting as Dove and Poofy, but still worth a turn around the forum dance floor.

 

[Flynn]

Not as exciting as Dove and Poofy, but still worth a turn around the forum dance floor.

Perhaps not.

At least you haven't mentioned Green Peace yet.

 

[Blandscape]

Perhaps not.

At least you haven't mentioned Green Peace yet.

There is no peace without a green peace.

 

[Blandscape]

I think it was when Blandsnore called Lily a "wee bonnie lassie" that her heart melted and she became besotted with the Buckfast swilling Glaswegian.

Presumably no man had ever uttered such loving, tender words to her before. Most women would likely burst out laughing at the line or gag after being subjected to Blandy's stale haggis breath...

A pussy wearing sunglasses is still a pussy Adam.

A fitting reminder of how even you view you.

 

[Blandscape]

Oy.

Blandy isn't that bad when it comes to the written word.

It's when he starts those mind numbing and patience taxing vocaroos is when I start to panic.

Don’t listen Flynn.

 

[Frood]

Oy.

Blandy isn't that bad when it comes to the written word.

It's when he starts those mind numbing and patience taxing vocaroos, is when I start to panic.

He daisy chains irrelevant words, phrases, and concepts in order to appear smarter than he is...or was...or can bee...like Ali, stinging, prolapsed sultanas tis the fruit in between Lily's twin dueling Hāngī's, butt ultimately, C'est la weave....

 

[Blandscape]

As you daisy chain opinions that validate your own sense of girth.

The more you demand attention from any poster Freud, the more translucent you become.

 

[Blandscape]

Or is that to complex a thought for you to appreciate.

 

[The Cuntess]

As you daisy chain opinions that validate your own sense of girth.

The more you demand attention from any poster Freud, the more translucent you become.

You’re still a Jew

 

[Blandscape]

You’re still a Jew

Yes he is Flea.

 

[Flynn]

There is no peace without a green peace.

There is no Blandy without the Lily.

 

[Flynn]

Don’t listen Flynn.

I have to.

More to make fun of you about. Plus, I like knowing that someone does indeed sound and look worse than the crypt keeper.

 

[Blandscape]

I have to.

More to make fun of you about. Plus, I like knowing the fact that someone does indeed sound and look worse than the crypt keeper.

You have to listen because you like the packaging.

 

[Flynn]

You have to listen because you like the packaging.

Now, now, settle down.

You'll get Lily all worked up.

 

[Blandscape]

How’s your leg? Did you recover or are you still partially disabled?

 

[Frood]

As you daisy chain opinions that validate your own sense of girth.

The more you demand attention from any poster Freud, the more translucent you become.

Your 1st sentence required an adjective placed before girth to give it punch, Judy....

Your 2nd sentence needed a different word or lead up for "attention".... perhaps, "The more you demand a solid from any poster Freud, the more translucent you become".

You can play around with other literary turns of phrase or tools, obviously.... (just don't keep playing with yourself or Liaming yourself)...

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[Question]

The guy was given two mental health breaks at Flame Truth...that takes talent of some kind, yanoo.

 

[Frood]

You have to listen because you like the packaging.

You're the oldest, ugliest, and most senile dog?

 

[Blandscape]

Your 1st sentence required an adjective placed before girth to give it punch, Judy....

Your 2nd sentence needed a different word or lead up for "attention".... perhaps, "The more you demand a solid from any poster Freud, the more translucent you become".

You can play around with other literary turns of phrase or tools, obviously.... (just don't keep playing with yourself or Liaming yourself)...

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Talk about folks trying to look smarter than they are. Thank you for your Grammarly impetus Freud.

Laming 101, stay away from grammar, lest you look even more desperate than you obviously are.

 

[Frood]

The guy was given two mental health breaks at Flame Truth...that takes talent of some kind, yanoo.

That's cultural misappropriation and anti Michigan fudgee talk.

 

[Frood]

Talk about folks trying to look smarter than they are. Thank you for your Grammarly impetus Freud.

Laming 101, stay away from grammar, lest you look even more desperate than you obviously are.

Hey... it's English... my people didn't invent it but yours still can't speak it better than I can .

 

[Blandscape]

You're the oldest, ugliest, and most senile dog?

I’m 59, yeah that’s old, but old enough to know I don’t need to worry about what some lard ass Aussie 70 year old thinks about my genetics.

 

[Seamajor]

Ok, Beaner Karen.

Your sponge loving traitor is a beaner too stupid.

 

[Blandscape]

can't speak it better than I can .

I will let you run that through Grammarly!

 

[Blandscape]

The guy was given two mental health breaks at Flame Truth...that takes talent of some kind, yanoo.

And you were pinked.

 

[The Cuntess]

I’m 59, yeah that’s old, but old enough to know I don’t need to worry about what some lard ass Aussie 70 year old thinks about my genetics.

Jew genetics