Yo shithead Blandscape

[Kirk]

And you were pinked.

Mmmmmkay...whatever the fuck that means.

 

[Blandscape]

Mmmmmkay...whatever the fuck that means.

Every account you had was audited, and sanctioned. That is why you are Kirk now. You don’t have a history, you have a failure to live even in your own skin.

A ball-less twat, who merely chases balls that other posters throw for him to fetch.

It is not your fault, it’s Freud’s.

 

[Frood]

I’m 59, yeah that’s old, but old enough to know I don’t need to worry about what some lard ass Aussie 70 year old thinks about my genetics.

I'm 79, thank you furry much.

I came of age when one could still get cane sugar fueled drinks at the 5 and Dime...

Don't lump me in with your inferior generation.

 

[The Cuntess]

Every account you had was audited, and sanctioned. That is why you are Kirk now. You don’t have a history, you have a failure to live even in your own skin.

A ball-less twat, who merely chases balls that other posters throw for him to fetch.

It is not your fault, it’s Freud’s.

You’ve been around a lot longer than you claimed. Lol

 

[Blandscape]

You’ve been around a lot longer than you claimed. Lol

You know me.

 

[The Cuntess]

You know me.

I sure do, asshole

 

[Kirk]

Every account you had was audited, and sanctioned. That is why you are Kirk now. You don’t have a history, you have a failure to live even in your own skin.

A ball-less twat, who merely chases balls that other posters throw for him to fetch.

It is not your fault, it’s Freud’s.

You going to start beating up people again?

 

[Blandscape]

You going to start beating up people again?

Only the ones that are too fucking dumb to understand they are being beaten up Poppet.

I can save you for another day.

 

[Frood]

You’ve been around a lot longer than you claimed. Lol

He didn't lie though.... Blandscape works on the Scottish aging scale. He's actually 37 but you must take in the gRog years and adjust for doglation.

 

[Blandscape]

I sure do, asshole

You should, you have been rimming it long enough.

 

[Flynn]

How’s your leg? Did you recover or are you still partially disabled?

Oh, thanks for asking.

It healed up quite well.

 

[Blandscape]

He didn't lie though.... Blandscape works on the Scottish aging scale. He's actually 37 but you must take in the gRog years and adjust for doglation.

Could be worse, we could be using the internationally derided Aussie scale, where everyone is a bronzed Adonis, or Kylie Minogue’s undescended left testicle.

 

[Blandscape]

Jew genetics

Phew phonetics.

 

[Jack]

You should, you have been rimming it long enough.

How does it feel? Do you enjoy it?

Does it give you pleasure?

 

[Blandscape]

How does it feel?

Slightly discombobulating and erotic at the same time. I wish I could say the same about posting to you!

 

[Blandscape]

Oh, thanks for asking.

It healed up quite well.

Are you still wearing the pink stookie to get attention from passing orthopaedic surgeons?

 

[Seamajor]

You’ve been around a lot longer than you claimed. Lol

True. About the time Herman fired you from shining his shitter, and other favors

 

[Seamajor]

I'm 79, thank you furry much.

I came of age when one could still get cane sugar fueled drinks at the 5 and Dime...

Don't lump me in with your inferior generation.

Excluding your lungs

 

[The Cuntess]

Fuck off chomo

 

[Frood]

Could be worse, we could be using the internationally derided Aussie scale, where everyone is a bronzed Adonis, or Kylie Minogue’s undescended left testicle.

Really? She's like 5 foot nothing...

This is what I meant earlier when I said that you don't choose your words, turns of phrases, or sentiments wisely.

There is NO way Kylie Minogue could ever have a not descended testicle.... cause She's obviously a she... not much of a she, granted, but the chromosomes all line up.

Just like you thinking that your thoughts are prescient despite the inverse on these boards.

(I will bring you to logic and sobriety if you just stay the course with me)

 

[Seamajor]

Fuck off chomo

Thought I was on ignore Tractor Ass. How many toilet seats did you break this week? I love reminding you, I’m not your convicted felon hubby.

 

[Frood]

Thought I was on ignore Tractor Ass. How many toilet seats did you break this week? I love reminding you, I’m not your convicted felon hubby.

Not at least in the US court systems.... as yet....

 

[Jack]

Excluding your lungs

So, how old are you?

 

[Flynn]

Are you still wearing the pink stookie to get attention from passing orthopaedic surgeons?

Nope!

All good. Can walk on my own now.

How are things with you?

 

[Flynn]

So, how old are you?

Why?

You wanna suck his dick too?

@Seamajor don't answer the question. All you'll do is turn him on.