My Messy Sports Equipment Closet

[The Prowler]

I took this picture a few minutes ago....of a little area of my messy sports equipment closet.

@Admin. asked me to so he could see evidence that I play baseball and hockey and pickleball.

As a fun game, I put my Corvette key in the picture.

Can you find it?

 

[Lily]

Is that phallic looking fountain what you sit on to tickle your prostate, homo?

 

[Jack]

.............

 

[The Prowler]

phallic looking

What the fuck......

Has it been a while since you have seen a phallus?

 

[Admin.]

What the fuck......

Has it been a while since you have seen a phallus?

How long has it been since you've seen yours?

 

[The Prowler]

.............

Said something stupid again, eh?


You have become a master at the Quick Edit.

@jack

 

[Jack]

What the fuck......

Has it been a while since you have seen a phallus?

You're seriously mentally ill.

 

[Lily]

What the fuck......

Has it been a while since you have seen a phallus?

deflection noted, homo

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

How long has it been since you've seen yours?

Jimmy Carter was president.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Where's the lawn flamingo? Er... 'wife'?

 

[Admin.]

Said something stupid again, eh?


You have become a master at the Quick Edit.

@jack

Bruh, you need to do something to verify this, get your crayons out and write out "I get pwned at Bastard Factory Everyday"

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Bruh, you need to do something to verify this, get your crayons out and write out "I get pwned at Bastard Factory Everyday"

It would look like the start of every Simpsons episode with Bart at the blackboard.

 

[The Prowler]

deflection noted, homo

I have you people scrambling.

The fountain top that does not look like a phallus to anyone who knows what a phallus looks like is in the picture.

"deflection"

Were you really wanting to discuss tickling my prostrate, Fatty?

 

[Lily]

I have you people scrambling.

The fountain top that does not look like a phallus to anyone who knows what a phallus looks like is in the picture.

"deflection"

Were you really wanting to discuss tickling my prostrate, Fatty?

Not particularly. I know that no human wants to get that close to you is all.

 

[The Prowler]

As a fun game, I put my Corvette key in the picture.

Can you find it?

I think you all found it and are just resistant to pointing out the key to my C8 Corvette because it would mean....

You know.

Hahahaha!!!

 

[Jack]

Once I saw the mess I stopped looking at the picture.

Were you really wanting to discuss tickling my prostrate, Fatty?

It's "prostate" you fucking illiterate moron. Grow the fuck up already. Everything about you fails.

 

[Jack]

You seemed quite energized after you posted with your alt.

How was that for you?

 

[Lily]

And @jack is right.

That closet is a fucking mess. Why don't you clean it up, pig?

 

[Alticus]

Damn! Are you a fucking hoarder?

 

[Lily]

Damn! Are you a fucking hoarder?

Seriously, how many damn duffel bags does one person need?

 

[The Prowler]

It's "prostate"

Hahahahaha!!!!!

I just knew that someone would expose themselves as the "expert".


You are too easy, @jack

Once I saw the mess I stopped looking at the picture.

Yes, yes, @jack

That is very believable.

You read my posts in detail.

You are scouring that picture for something. Anything!!!!

Because I am Under Your Skin.


@jack

And it is only.

Early.

In.

The Process.

 

[The Prowler]

You seemed quite energized after you posted with your alt.

How was that for you?

Which one?

 

[Jack]

Hahahahaha!!!!!

I just knew that someone would expose themselves as the "expert".


You are too easy, @jack




Yes, yes, @jack

That is very believable.

You read my posts in detail.

You are scouring that picture for something. Anything!!!!

Because I am Under Your Skin.


@jack

And it is only.

Early.

In.

The Process.

That's pretty fucking unhinged.

 

[Jack]

Which one?

Which one what?

 

[Admin.]

Damn! Are you a fucking hoarder?

IKR? I thought I was a slob!

 

[Admin.]

Which one?

which one do you want it to be

 

[The Prowler]

Seriously, how many damn duffel bags does one person need?

I have many more duffel bags in other parts of my house.

But I certainly need separate bags for separate activities....do you think I am going to use one bag for multiple activities?


Has anyone found the Corvette Key?

 

[Lily]

I have many more duffel bags in other parts of my house.

But I certainly need separate bags for separate activities....do you think I am going to use one bag for multiple activities?


Has anyone found the Corvette Key?

Well, you could have bins on shelves with like sports items in them. You are lazy though. I got it.

 

[The Prowler]

deflection noted, homo

Were you really wanting to discuss tickling my prostrate, Fatty?

Not particularly

Exactly.

So your "deflection noted" post was actually a deflection. Do you see how you self-pOwn yourself without even realizing it?

 

[Admin.]

I have many more duffel bags in other parts of my house.

But I certainly need separate bags for separate activities....do you think I am going to use one bag for multiple activities?


Has anyone found the Corvette Key?

It still looks like a rats nest, no matter how many arrows and names you type over this stock photo of a messy junk room