Blue Eyes/Aryan General...

[Adam]

Who else shares this wonderful genetic trait?

I have perfect vision, even after hitting 40.

The joys of being from superior racial stock...

 

[Bastard Factory]

We're like in a gang now.

You and I could walk down the street with our blue eyes and crowds will part... we're gonna be struttin too.

Those jews better recognize our superiority.

 

[Lily]

Green eyes are the best color.

 

[Adam]

This brings a tear to my (Japs) eye and almost makes me want to share the story of my ancestral lineage with a certain Aryan movie star from yesteryear.

 

[realgrimm]

Mineyes

 

[Flynn]

Mineyes

Yep.

Just as I thought.

Crossed eyes. I knew you were an inbred mutant.

 

[realgrimm]

Yep.

Just as I thought.

Crossed eyes. I knew you were an inbred mutant.

I was looking at the camera tard ,I don't take alot of pics of myself

 

[Flynn]

I was looking at the camera tard ,I don't take alot of pics of myself

Well, excuse the fuck out of me.

 

[realgrimm]

Well, excuse the fuck out of me.

Put it your next chart topper

 

[Flynn]

Put it your next chart topper

Why?

So I have to give you partial credit for coming up with the idea?

No way, my Grammy will have to wait in that case.

 

[Adam]

Flynn, why do you have red eyes? That's weird bro.

 

[Flynn]

Flynn, why do you have red eyes? That's weird bro.

Aryan, why do you only have one cycloptic eye that's shaped like a dick?

That's weird dudette.

 

[Adam]

Post your eyes, Flynn.

 

[Fredricka]

I thought I heard blue eyes were weaker than brown

 

[Flynn]

Post your eyes, Flynn.

Post yours, cyclops.

 

[Lily]

I thought I heard blue eyes were weaker than brown

Generally that's true. More likely to get AMD.

Blue eyes are a mutation.

 

[Adam]

Again?

 

[Adam]

I thought I heard blue eyes were weaker than brown

Nein!!! Put em up!

 

[Lily]

Again?

It's science. It's true whether you believe it or not.

That's how science works.

 

[Adam]

It's science. It's true whether you believe it or not.

That's how science works.

I was talking to the guy in a dress...

But in response to your retarded nonsense, if blue eyes are a detriment, why do I have perfect eyesight?

 

[realgrimm]

Flynn, why do you have red eyes?

And a 5 o'clock shadow

 

[Adam]

And a 5 o'clock shadow

It's a blue state thang apparently.

 

[Lily]

I was talking to the guy in a dress...

But in response to your retarded nonsense, if blue eyes are a detriment, why do I have perfect eyesight?

I didn't say they were a detriment for everyone that had them.

If you get problems later with them, remember what was said.

My friend's husband has bright blue eyes. Healthy as a horse, no problems until about 59. Now he's legally blind. Can only see using his peripheral vision. Can't walk without a stick, etc.

Nevermind much of anything else.

 

[Adam]

Isn't Lily hilarious?

 

[Lily]

Isn't Lily hilarious?

How is that funny?

 

[Flynn]

Isn't Lily hilarious?

No.

She's a f-at pig.

 

[Adam]

How is that funny?

Your bullshit stories.

 

[Adam]

No.

She's a f-at pig.

And you're a man, so you don't have much room to talk, Maaam.

 

[Flynn]

And you're a man, so you don't have much room to talk, Maaam.

I am?

Why did you try hitting on me?

Aren't you fag if i'm a man?

Idiot.

 

[Adam]

I am?

Why did you try hitting on me?

Aren't you fag if i'm a man?

Idiot.

This again...

Not everyone who talks to you wants access to your crispy panties.