How Much Money Do You Have On You, Right Now?

[Frood]

His creampurse (mouth)...

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Hello to you fucking idiots.

You were supposed to post a picture of how much money you have in you.

 

[Frood]

Um.... couldn't be bothered.

Picture that.

 

[X]

Fuck all, to poor to even pay attention

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Last time I checked, I had less than $20 in my PayPal account.

 

[Master Pu]

Last time I checked, I had less than $20 in my PayPal account.

Better get back to blowing Amazon drivers.
*BOOM*

 

[Master Pu]

Oh look! Another new hair grew on the top of my head!!

 

[Frood]

Are transplanted Hair Club for Men buttcheek follicles technically scalp growth though...

 

[Garraty_47]

Oh look! Another new hair grew on the top of my head!!

Gluing another broom bristle to that lumpy dome doesn't actually count as "growing a hair".

Just sayin'.

 

[Master Pu]

Are transplanted Hair Club for Men buttcheek follicles technically scalp growth though...

No. That would be called expensive peach fuzz. You can spot those mopes a mile away.

 

[Master Pu]

Gluing another broom bristle to that lumpy dome doesn't actually count as "growing a hair".

Just sayin'.

Pal, I'm Italian. I brush my hair back with some gel and move on. If the follicles want to leave the reservation you just say a sad goodbye and wish them well.

 

[Garraty_47]

Pal, I'm Italian. I brush my hair back with some gel and move on. If the follicles want to leave the reservation you just say a sad goodbye and wish them well.

How I can't help imagining Pu now:

 

[Frood]

How I can't help imagining Pu now:

Disturbing head footage...

 

[Master Pu]

How I can't help imagining Pu now:

Yup. No wings and my hair short not puffy. FYI that actor did his own hair I forgot his name and used Aqua Net. Real tough guy and was a mob associate. Lived with his mother when he got the job on Sopranos. The guy in the back was/is a college professor.

 

[Master Pu]

Disturbing head footage...

Brah, haven't you sported the cue-ball look for 20+ years?

 

[Frood]

Brah, haven't you sported the cue-ball look for 20+ years?

Buzzed my dome with clippers? About that... nearly 20 years.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Better get back to blowing Amazon drivers.
*BOOM*

Says the tard who demanded a picture of another man's bicep.

 

[Frood]

...and boarded a Greyhound in a wheelchair and traveled from Connecticut to the Florida border just to get his donut punched in at a Howard Johnson's by an Arby's manager...

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

...and boarded a Greyhound in a wheelchair and traveled from Connecticut to the Florida border just to get his donut punched in at a Howard Johnson's by an Arby's manager...

I thought him and Johnny Storm were butt buddies.

 

[Frood]

I thought him and Johnny Storm were butt buddies.

There were beers, romantic candles, and a football game on at the time. .. a very bro time.