Jack and lily

[Fredricka]

Are you still getting divorced? Please bring your domestics to this thread, thank you. We'll try to help as much as we can

 

[Adam Hitler]

Trouble in paradise, aka under Lily's skirt?

 

[Fredricka]

Trouble in paradise, aka under Lily's skirt?

They had a massive bust up in the sb, lily told jack to fuck off and jack did his usual "no you fuck off", then lily lost her shit and started throwing plates and cups and dildos and butt plugs at him
Jack tried to run off with the puppy but lily yanked him back by his ear and bent down and nutted him, (that's headbutted for you foreigners) I had to give him 1st aid while he was bleeding and groaning on the floor, Alticus managed to drag lily off somehow and give her a joint and some chocolate to calm her down. Last I heard was jack was trying to get a restraining order from bf

 

[Fredricka]

Jack is obviously very shaken, he hasn't even said good morning :/

 

[Adam Hitler]

They had a massive bust up in the sb, lily told jack to fuck off and jack did his usual "no you fuck off", then lily lost her shit and started throwing plates and cups and dildos and butt plugs at him
Jack tried to run off with the puppy but lily yanked him back by his ear and bent down and nutted him, (that's headbutted for you foreigners) I had to give him 1st aid while he was bleeding and groaning on the floor, Alticus managed to drag lily off somehow and give her a joint and some chocolate to calm her down. Last I heard was jack was trying to get a restraining order from bf

Why do I always miss all the action? When Lily's on one, only a large hunk of meAT or block of chocolate will calm her down...

 

[Adam Hitler]

Jack is obviously very shaken, he hasn't even said good morning :/

Lily's tattooed forearms are thicker than Jack's twig neck.

 

[Fredricka]

Lily's tattooed forearms are thicker than Jack's twig neck.

Poor battered @Jack ,We're here for you mate

 

[No One]

Sooner or later all are trod upon by the Hooves of Hatred.

 

[Admin.]

 

[Fredricka]

I see they're maintaining a shamed silence, we need to up our shit stirring game a notch admin

 

[Garraty_47]

I see they're maintaining a shamed silence, we need to up our shit stirring game a notch admin

Try repoasting their honeymoon pics...

...maybe they just need a large dose of maudlin reverie.

 

[Fredricka]

The stirring will have to wait for now, you and admin can take over for me till this evening. I want to see carnage when I get back here, tia

 

[Frood]

A Lily diddy, about Jack die-y'an? Two BF kids doing the best they c'an?

 

[Seamajor]

Trouble in paradise, aka under Lily's skirt?

DD wears her combat boots with hers. A dingo fashion statement

 

[Frood]

Dingo fashion statement?

Have your nap, Joe Biden on Ocean Pacific garb..

 

[Fredricka]

DD wears her combat boots with hers. A dingo fashion statement

This thread is too high brow for you, please leave. We'll have no riff raff here thank you

 

[Admin.]

A Lily diddy, about Jack die-y'an? Two BF kids doing the best they c'an?

If you got to portray one of them in the Hallmark movie, which one would you choose, and what strengths would you bring to the role of Lily?

 

[Frood]

If you got to portray one of them in the Hallmark movie, which one would you choose, and what strengths would you bring to the role of Lily?

Hmmm...interesting proposition.

 

[Fredricka]

I reckon they're just arguing it out in pm's and depriving us of any drama. The BASTARDS! Out of order

 

[Fredricka]

Don't you wag your finger at me lady. I hope you made up anyway

 

[Lily]

Don't you wag your finger at me lady. I hope you made up anyway

Stop me.

 

[Fredricka]

Stop me.

Someone sneak some edibles into this lady's dinner please, for her own sake

 

[Lily]

Someone sneak some edibles into this lady's dinner please, for her own sake

Why? You found those two words upsetting. That's odd.

 

[Fredricka]

Why? You found those two words upsetting. That's odd.

I don't know why you think I'm upset, just trying to help you out, thats all

 

[Lily]

I don't know why you think I'm upset, just trying to help you out, thats all

It seems you're invested. I don't understand why.

 

[Fredricka]

It seems you're invested. I don't understand why.

Invested in what?

 

[Lily]

Invested in what?

You know.

 

[Fredricka]

You know.

Sneaking edibles into your food? Yes, I'm sending admin round to do the job, he's my pawn now

 

[Lily]

Sneaking edibles into your food? Yes, I'm sending admin round to do the job, he's my pawn now

Sure, let's go with that.

 

[Fredricka]

Attention people, divorce is back on the cards, bring your beefs here jack and lily so we can view with extra popcorn