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Neither of those things are as funny as Seamajors cat though, get real

I normally don't give a shit about these moronic filled threads...but there's a cat involved, and from what I read it rivals Martini's half-dead or already dead cat, so I must investigate.
 
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Like my friend. Fluffy puff balls need to be combed out every day.

Mmmkay...

...that cat is soooo cuuuuutttteeeeeeeee!

Nothing like Martini's alien thing just draped over is dirty mattress. No, this cat can come hang out with me, and I'll feed it fresh sardines to her/his coat shine and we'll go for walks, and I'll buy some winter booties for its feet and a couple of nice warm cat sweaters, and a couple of winter hats, and definitely a pink rhinestone studded leash.
 
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Mmmkay...

...that cat is soooo cuuuuutttteeeeeeeee!

Nothing like Martini's alien thing just draped over is dirty mattress. No, this cat can come hang out with me, and I'll feed it fresh sardines to her/his coat shine and we'll go for walks, and I'll buy some winter booties for its feet and a couple of nice warm cat sweaters, and a couple of winter hats, and definitely a pink rhinestone studded leash.
It's partly the way Seamajor took the pic, it doesn't have ears or a back half, it's like one of those weird toys you get nowadays that the kids love
 
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It's partly the way Seamajor took the pic, it doesn't have ears or a back half, it's like one of those weird toys you get nowadays that the kids love
And giving confused bung eye-age back to the drip of semen finger tip-age....

The question arises though...

How did the cat get cross eyed. Did semen cause it? Or something leading up to the semen posting that pic?
 

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And giving confused bung eye-age back to the drip of semen finger tip-age....

The question arises though...

How did the cat get cross eyed. Did semen cause it? Or something leading up to the semen posting that pic?
He said its because its inbred, and that's why he felt such an affinity with little cock eye
 
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***Semen Silence in an uncomfortable moment reflecting on his life choices, romantic pursuits, and his quest to knock up some fresh pussy***
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DD your left boob is still a tad smaller. Naturally you had the work done in a garage next to a 84 Hyundai Elantra. Expectations were low, but it was cheap
 

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Hey @X , the Postman keeps coming round my house, should I put a bowl of food out for him do you think?
 

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The jehovahs witnesses are looking a bit skinny too, do you think I should thrust some snacks in their faces?
 

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They are so freaky. I don't like religious nutters.

My daughter answers the door saying "I'm a communist." Funny, they never return. I'm an idiot, I try to be polite.

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My dad used to invite them in and argue with them :OhGawd: