Bastard Factory 2025 Suck Awards

[George from Pizza Hut]

You ignored bitch, he cost $500. What’s your real pussy worth? $1.50?

Dang...

...Seamajor claimed Fredricka's pussy is only worth $1.50.

My only question is, is that with tax or before tax?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Excuse me, this thread is now about laughing at Seamajor and his weird cat, don't try and make it another boring Trump thread please

Okay...Holligay just got oWnEd...

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Neither of those things are as funny as Seamajors cat though, get real

I normally don't give a shit about these moronic filled threads...but there's a cat involved, and from what I read it rivals Martini's half-dead or already dead cat, so I must investigate.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Hey MrAIGuy...so you wannabe a poet? Otay

Are you @Admin. @Jack all brothers?

You three ding-dongs are always posting some YouTube spam.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

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Like my friend. Fluffy puff balls need to be combed out every day.

Mmmkay...

...that cat is soooo cuuuuutttteeeeeeeee!

Nothing like Martini's alien thing just draped over is dirty mattress. No, this cat can come hang out with me, and I'll feed it fresh sardines to her/his coat shine and we'll go for walks, and I'll buy some winter booties for its feet and a couple of nice warm cat sweaters, and a couple of winter hats, and definitely a pink rhinestone studded leash.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

 

[Frood]

Why did you crop out the Semen fingertip? That's evidence for the crime scene.

 

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Like my friend. Fluffy puff balls need to be combed out every day.

It's the Bernie Mac of cats

 

[Fredricka]

Mmmkay...

...that cat is soooo cuuuuutttteeeeeeeee!

Nothing like Martini's alien thing just draped over is dirty mattress. No, this cat can come hang out with me, and I'll feed it fresh sardines to her/his coat shine and we'll go for walks, and I'll buy some winter booties for its feet and a couple of nice warm cat sweaters, and a couple of winter hats, and definitely a pink rhinestone studded leash.

It's partly the way Seamajor took the pic, it doesn't have ears or a back half, it's like one of those weird toys you get nowadays that the kids love

 

[Frood]

It's partly the way Seamajor took the pic, it doesn't have ears or a back half, it's like one of those weird toys you get nowadays that the kids love

And giving confused bung eye-age back to the drip of semen finger tip-age....

The question arises though...

How did the cat get cross eyed. Did semen cause it? Or something leading up to the semen posting that pic?

 

[Fredricka]

And giving confused bung eye-age back to the drip of semen finger tip-age....

The question arises though...

How did the cat get cross eyed. Did semen cause it? Or something leading up to the semen posting that pic?

He said its because its inbred, and that's why he felt such an affinity with little cock eye

 

[Frood]

He said its because its inbred, and that's why he felt such an affinity with little cock eye

Wow... just wow.

Semen is a pussy. (Not exactly a revelation, but still....) and Bung Eye pussy is semen relative....

You've explained so much.

 

[Adam Hitler]

DAng , I thought it was Caturday for a moment, but that's not til tomorrow. This is literally me when I've just woke up lol;

 

[Seamajor]

And giving confused bung eye-age back to the drip of semen finger tip-age....

The question arises though...

How did the cat get cross eyed. Did semen cause it? Or something leading up to the semen posting that pic?

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DD, youd make a pig puke. Filthy Hermaphrodite

 

[Seamajor]

***Semen Silence in an uncomfortable moment reflecting on his life choices, romantic pursuits, and his quest to knock up some fresh pussy***

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DD your left boob is still a tad smaller. Naturally you had the work done in a garage next to a 84 Hyundai Elantra. Expectations were low, but it was cheap

 

[Adam Hitler]

Semen, that Latino kid isn't Frood.

 

[Seamajor]

Semen, that Latino kid isn't Frood.

We’re not Ass Blasters Scouse, besides DD always wanted to be a dude.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Ass Blasters

You really like that word, don't you?

 

[Seamajor]

You really like that word, don't you?

It just fits you so well. You’d fit in well on Castro St.

 

[Lily]

It just fits you so well. You’d fit in well on Castro St.

I can see him swishing his skirt...

 

[Seamajor]

Frood the wannabe Dood.

 

[Adam Hitler]

It just fits you so well. You’d fit in well on Castro St.

Where?

 

[Fredricka]

Hey @X , the Postman keeps coming round my house, should I put a bowl of food out for him do you think?

 

[Fredricka]

The jehovahs witnesses are looking a bit skinny too, do you think I should thrust some snacks in their faces?

 

[Seamajor]

Where?

Where? That special area in San Francisco, that you’ve been dreaming about since you were 13.

 

[Lily]

The jehovahs witnesses are looking a bit skinny too, do you think I should thrust some snacks in their faces?

They are so freaky. I don't like religious nutters.

My daughter answers the door saying "I'm a communist." Funny, they never return. I'm an idiot, I try to be polite.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Where? That special area in San Francisco, that you’ve been dreaming about since you were 13.

I already told you, 13 yr old me would not have wanted to visit you and your gender confused friends.

 

[Seamajor]

I already told you, 13 yr old me would not have wanted to visit you and your gender confused friends.

But but you can utilize your Ass Blasting like you were in Heaven, with no one watching. Plus, I won’t tell.

 

[Fredricka]

They are so freaky. I don't like religious nutters.

My daughter answers the door saying "I'm a communist." Funny, they never return. I'm an idiot, I try to be polite.

My dad used to invite them in and argue with them