Spanish language callout to Frood

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I couldn't understand very much but when my first wife would whisper this in my ear, I would like it very much.

Si Tu Me Olvidas
By Pablo Neruda

Quiero que sepas
una cosa.

Tú sabes cómo es esto:
si miro
la luna de cristal, la rama roja
del lento otoño en mi ventana,
si toco
junto al fuego
la impalpable ceniza
o el arrugado cuerpo de la leña,
todo me lleva a ti,
como si todo lo que existe:
aromas, luz, metales,
fueran pequeños barcos que navegan
hacia las islas tuyas que me aguardan.

Ahora bien,
si poco a poco dejas de quererme
dejaré de quererte poco a poco.

Si de pronto
me olvidas
no me busques,
que ya te habré olvidado.

Si consideras largo y loco
el viento de banderas
que pasa por mi vida
y te decides
a dejarme a la orilla
del corazón en que tengo raíces,
piensa
que en esa día,
a esa hora
levantaré los brazos
y saldrán mis raíces
a buscar otra tierra.

Pero
si cada día,
cada hora,
sientes que a mí estás destinada
con dulzura implacable,
si cada día sube
una flor a tus labios a buscarme,
ay amor mío, ay mía,
en mí todo ese fuego se repite,
en mí nada se apaga ni se olvida,
mi amor se nutre de tu amor, amada,
y mientras vivas estará en tus brazos
sin salir de los míos.

That seems like a lot to whisper in someones ear. Didnt that get awkward like..quickly?

I would have been panicking after the third line and started whispering back "why are you doing this to me? I do not understand anything you are saying. If you wanna fuck just say that
.....k"

Did she at least give a handjob or something while whispering all that? Because that's like a hostage situation otherwise.

Gott Damn Duh'v you're romantic as fuck!

 

[Lily]

I couldn't understand very much but when my first wife would whisper this in my ear, I would like it very much.

Si Tu Me Olvidas
By Pablo Neruda

Quiero que sepas
una cosa.

Tú sabes cómo es esto:
si miro
la luna de cristal, la rama roja
del lento otoño en mi ventana,
si toco
junto al fuego
la impalpable ceniza
o el arrugado cuerpo de la leña,
todo me lleva a ti,
como si todo lo que existe:
aromas, luz, metales,
fueran pequeños barcos que navegan
hacia las islas tuyas que me aguardan.

Ahora bien,
si poco a poco dejas de quererme
dejaré de quererte poco a poco.

Si de pronto
me olvidas
no me busques,
que ya te habré olvidado.

Si consideras largo y loco
el viento de banderas
que pasa por mi vida
y te decides
a dejarme a la orilla
del corazón en que tengo raíces,
piensa
que en esa día,
a esa hora
levantaré los brazos
y saldrán mis raíces
a buscar otra tierra.

Pero
si cada día,
cada hora,
sientes que a mí estás destinada
con dulzura implacable,
si cada día sube
una flor a tus labios a buscarme,
ay amor mío, ay mía,
en mí todo ese fuego se repite,
en mí nada se apaga ni se olvida,
mi amor se nutre de tu amor, amada,
y mientras vivas estará en tus brazos
sin salir de los míos.

That seems like a lot to whisper in someones ear. Didnt that get awkward like..quickly?

I would have been panicking after the third line and started whispering back "why are you doing this to me? I do not understand anything you are saying. If you wanna fuck just say that
.....k"

Did she at least give a handjob or something while whispering all that? Because that's like a hostage situation otherwise.

Gott Damn Duh'v you're romantic as fuck!

You have to have a brain to stimulate, right?

 

[Dove]

I couldn't understand very much but when my first wife would whisper this in my ear, I would like it very much.

Si Tu Me Olvidas
By Pablo Neruda

Quiero que sepas
una cosa.

Tú sabes cómo es esto:
si miro
la luna de cristal, la rama roja
del lento otoño en mi ventana,
si toco
junto al fuego
la impalpable ceniza
o el arrugado cuerpo de la leña,
todo me lleva a ti,
como si todo lo que existe:
aromas, luz, metales,
fueran pequeños barcos que navegan
hacia las islas tuyas que me aguardan.

Ahora bien,
si poco a poco dejas de quererme
dejaré de quererte poco a poco.

Si de pronto
me olvidas
no me busques,
que ya te habré olvidado.

Si consideras largo y loco
el viento de banderas
que pasa por mi vida
y te decides
a dejarme a la orilla
del corazón en que tengo raíces,
piensa
que en esa día,
a esa hora
levantaré los brazos
y saldrán mis raíces
a buscar otra tierra.

Pero
si cada día,
cada hora,
sientes que a mí estás destinada
con dulzura implacable,
si cada día sube
una flor a tus labios a buscarme,
ay amor mío, ay mía,
en mí todo ese fuego se repite,
en mí nada se apaga ni se olvida,
mi amor se nutre de tu amor, amada,
y mientras vivas estará en tus brazos
sin salir de los míos.

That seems like a lot to whisper in someones ear. Didnt that get awkward like..quickly?

I would have been panicking after the third line and started whispering back "why are you doing this to me? I do not understand anything you are saying. If you wanna fuck just say that
.....k"

Did she at least give a handjob or something while whispering all that? Because that's like a hostage situation otherwise.

Gott Damn Duh'v you're romantic as fuck!

You like that romance shit?

You would.



Really, you have no idea.

 

[LotusBud]

Is it a spoken callout or written? Spoken would be better but somebody would have to translate.

That's why I'd choose something from a well known person to read. Something that's been translated. It's not really about the content. It's about his nonsense that he's more Latino and better Spanish speaker than me.

Don't you know he holds 7 passports, speaks 7 languages, and knows more about the world than anyone else?

 

[Lily]

Is it a spoken callout or written? Spoken would be better but somebody would have to translate.

That's why I'd choose something from a well known person to read. Something that's been translated. It's not really about the content. It's about his nonsense that he's more Latino and better Spanish speaker than me.

Don't you know he holds 7 passports, speaks 7 languages, and knows more about the world than anyone else?

 

[Frood]

I told Oak that I was more Latino than her because she's never spent time in Latin American countries....she's a garden variety homogenized Yankee Beaner who calls her Mapuche children on the write-in line of the census form.

She's no more Latino than Ameticans who don stupid green party hats while drinking green beer on St Patrick's Day are Irish.

I also never stated that my Castellano was any better than anybody else's though a decade ago it was much better than now after a lengthy period of disuse.

So, no... this thread is stupid and is based on ignorance.

Regarding, the 7 passports and 7 languages quip, also false.

I only know a few words or sentences in 5 languages, not 7.....the result of living all around the globe and trying to get by....

The only thing more bean about Oak is her 79 IQ frijoles...

 

[Lily]

I told Oak that I was more Latino than her because she's never spent time in Latin American countries....she's a garden variety homogenised Yankee Beaner who calls her children Mapuche on the write-in line of the census form.

She's no more Latino than Ameticans who don stupid green party hats while drinking green beer on St Patrick's Day are Irish.

I also never stated that my Castellano was any better than anybody else's though a decade ago it was much better than now after a lengthy period of disuse.

So, no... this thread is stupid and is based on ignorance.

Regarding, the 7 passports and 7 languages quip, also false.

I only know a few words or sentences in 5 languages, not 7.....the result of living all around globe and trying to get by....

The only thing more beaner about Oak is her 79 frijoles IQ....

I accept your surrender.

 

[Frood]

^^^^ just lied again....

 

[Seamajor]

You’re the biggest liar in the universe DD.

 

[Frood]

^^^ he's lying too....

 

[Seamajor]

Need proof DD? I never lie.

 

[Kirk]

you two can always do a foot photo match to see who has the smoothest feet

 

[Lily]

you two can always do a foot photo match to see who has the smoothest feet

I'm sure she'd win.

 

[The Prowler]

you two can always do a foot photo match to see who has the smoothest feet

The Leaker

 

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[Flynn]

Why are you regurgitating old threads? Slow day for dicks?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Why are you regurgitating old threads? Slow day for dicks?

He has to do something with all that anxiety.

He heard Biggie was coming back and he hasn't been able to control his sphincter for two whole days now.

 

[Frood]

He has to do something with all that anxiety.

He heard Biggie was coming back and he hasn't been able to control his sphincter for two whole days now.

Top or bottom sphincter?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Top or bottom sphincter?

Not sure. He's probably learned how to suppress his gag reflex, what with all the cock swallowing, so I think I'd have to go with the bottom one if I had to place a bet.

Edit: And that would be a true over/under bet.

 

[Fredricka]

You’re the biggest liar in the universe DD.

You haven't changed much in 3 years have you

 

[Jack]

Great necro! Glad to see things haven't changed much.

 

[Frood]

You haven't changed much in 3 years have you

Try 10 years... DD guthooked him...jajajajajajajaja... ***oink!***

 

[Fredricka]

That seems like a lot to whisper in someones ear. Didnt that get awkward like..quickly?

I would have been panicking after the third line and started whispering back "why are you doing this to me? I do not understand anything you are saying. If you wanna fuck just say that
.....k"

Did she at least give a handjob or something while whispering all that? Because that's like a hostage situation otherwise.

Exactly what I was thinking, you said it better though. Lol at hostage situation

 

[Fredricka]

Try 10 years... DD guthooked him...jajajajajajajaja... ***oink!***

On his gravestone it needs to say he loved life, cock eye and dd

 

[Frood]

On his gravestone it needs to say he loved life, cock eye and dd

"DD consumed his every waking thought until his timely death. His cat Cockeye finished the leftovers."

 

[Jack]

I like Sea, but this "sides" bullshit has to stop.

 

[Frood]

I like Sea, but this "sides" bullshit has to stop.

Seaboobs needs to visit a taxidermist.

Death becomes him.

 

[Fredricka]

I want it to say Seaboobs on his gravestone too, give the mourners a laugh

 

[Frood]

 

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