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[wizer]

Fat Lily has been a duplicitous fat cunt to just about everyone on the forums. It's a simple fat fact.

Damn it there goes the last 3 sessions out the window.

I can't keep doing this. @Lily the copays start next week.

 

[Frood]

Damn it there goes the last 3 sessions out the window.

I can't keep doing this. @Lily the copays start next week.

Sorry... I probably need glasses.

 

[wizer]

Sorry... I probably need glasses.

Well, you're in good hands that happens to be my specialty.

Which is better, one or two?

 

[Lily]

Fat Lily has been a duplicitous fat cunt to just about everyone on the forums. It's a simple fat fact.

 

[wizer]

Now @Lily we discussed this. When someone says something mean to us, we are not to hit them back, remember? It only makes things worse and we lose more friends and that makes us very sad.

Now go have a cookie but just one because you were BAD.

 

[Frood]

Well, you're in good hands that happens to be my specialty.

Which is better, one or two?

Any text at a distance or really small up close?

 

[wizer]

Any text at a distance or really small up close?

Since we're talking about a computer related vision issue, let's go with Snellen 20/30 at an 18-22" intermediate working distance.

 

[Frood]

Dry your sty, chunky one....

 

[Lily]

Now @Lily we discussed this. When someone says something mean to us, we are not to hit them back, remember? It only makes things worse and we lose more friends and that makes us very sad.

Now go have a cookie but just one because you were BAD.

I don't care about losing "friends" that I don't have, optometrist.

 

[Frood]

I don't care about losing "friends" that I don't have, optometrist.

You should be more concerned about losing fupa and lunch lady arms.

 

[wizer]

I don't care about losing "friends" that I don't have, optometrist.

Yes, that's the whole point. Your list of friends is rapidly shrinking and we're trying to prevent the last 2 from jumping ship.

As far as I can tell they're already in the lifeboats.

 

[Lily]

You should be more concerned about losing fupa and lunch lady arms.

And you shouldn't be concerned at all.

 

[Lily]

Yes, that's the whole point. Your list of friends is rapidly shrinking and we're trying to prevent the last 2 from jumping ship.

As far as I can tell they're already in the lifeboats.

Why am I supposed to be concerned about ninnies, that I don't know, on the forum?

Explain the logic.

 

[Frood]

And you shouldn't be concerned at all.

But I really care about you... on a livestock level.

 

[wizer]

Why am I supposed to be concerned about ninnies, that I don't know, on the forum?

Explain the logic.

There's no logic to human emotion. If there was, you wouldn't be so upset.

I'm just trying to help.

 

[Lily]

But I really care about you... on a livestock level.

I wish I could say the same about you. I cannot reciprocate.

 

[wizer]

But I really care about you... on a livestock level.

I'd like to invite you to be at @Lily's next session. Let me know how it goes, I plan to be as far away as possible.

 

[Frood]

I wish I could say the same about you. I cannot reciprocate.

Or walk...

 

[Lily]

There's no logic to human emotion. If there was, you wouldn't be so upset.

I'm just trying to help.

I'm not upset.

Why are Caucasians so afraid of any emotion? How are you surviving among the Greeks? Must be tough.

I am a passionate person, I am not upset.

 

[Lily]

Or walk...

Now you're just being childish and silly. Do better.

 

[Frood]

I'd like to invite you to be at @Lily's next session. Let me know how it goes, I plan to be as far away as possible.

I'll be sure to eat Taco Bell in front of her....

 

[Lily]

I'd like to invite you to be at @Lily's next session. Let me know how it goes, I plan to be as far away as possible.

Did you seriously just post Come to a session, I won't be there. Dude, your therapist troll is unravelling.

*sigh* I had hope for you and just a few posts and you posted that.

Just sad. Disappointing. tsk

 

[Frood]

Now you're just being childish and silly. Do better.

Eat more fibre and YUO do better.

 

[wizer]

How are you surviving among the Greeks? Must be tough.

I don't do all that well with Greeks. Especially the ones that don't speak a word of English.

So I mostly ignore them, and likewise is true as well.

I'm not really a people person in real life. So the inability to communicate is more of a blessing than a curse.

 

[Jack]

You certainly are.

 

[Lily]

I'll be sure to eat Taco Bell in front of her....

Just proves you don't know anything about Mexican culture. That's not a threat.

 

[Lily]

I don't do all that well with Greeks. Especially the ones that don't speak a word of English.

So I mostly ignore them, and likewise is true as well.

I'm not really a people person in real life. So the inability to communicate is more of a blessing than a curse.

Imagine that. You don't do well with the Greeks. I bet they're fun.

 

[Frood]

Just proves you don't know anything about Mexican culture. That's not a threat.

I never said Taco Bell was Mexican..... just your comfort slop.

 

[wizer]

Did you seriously just post Come to a session, I won't be there. Dude, your therapist troll is unravelling.

*sigh* I had hope for you and just a few posts and you posted that.

Just sad. Disappointing. tsk

Sorry to disappoint, but occasionally therapists get people to fill in. After consulting with difficult patients such as yourself, we need a break.

You'll be fine with @Frood.

But don't go after the Taco Bell, it won't end well for you.

 

[Jack]

Imagine that. You don't do well with the Greeks. I bet they're fun.

Lily loves it Greek.

Makes sense.