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Brittany Daniel (also hotness) was the life-long friend he eventually ended up with.

Jaime was the gal he thought might be his sister.

"Joe Dirt's supposed sister in the film is named Jill Jensen, played by Brittany Daniel. However, Joe later discovers that Jill is not actually his biological sister, which is a major plot point in the movie, according to IMDb."

EDIT: Garraty, you are in fact correct.
 

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That's racist.

Dove is white.
Dove always struck me as having a hispanic countenance, with a third of her DNA being shared via the Russian Steps, three quarters of that being mongol with 4/5ths being predominantly of Indonesian genealogy, while a third of that is black African.

In short, put Dove under a sun bed or slap her slightly bruise browner she could play the live action lead in Disneys Moana, opposite that The Rock guy, who ICE seriously need to take a look at in terms of our new paradigms of American cultural worth.

She also has said on numerous occasions I have personally made up that she enjoys carpet munching.

This makes me uncomfortable, because being gayer than a lesbian on a CND march wearing 12 high DM’s while sporting untrimmed armpit hair makes me personally uncomfortable.

She should be deported to Lesbos in the Greek Isles, or to Cambuslang in Scotland, where we house all of our lesbians.