Lily
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Yo shithead Blandscape
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Nobody wants to put their chimichanga in her fupa fajita....
Lily
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I'm not sorry I rejected talking to you on the phone. But you sure won't get over it.
Lily
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Apparently not, Mr Bitter.
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Correction...Brittany Daniel.
Though, later in the movie it's revealed she is not his sister.
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No, that would be Sum Can't, BEnzo, then maybe Biggie.
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Brittany Daniel (also hotness) was the life-long friend he eventually ended up with.
Jaime was the gal he thought might be his sister.
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"Joe Dirt's supposed sister in the film is named Jill Jensen, played by Brittany Daniel. However, Joe later discovers that Jill is not actually his biological sister, which is a major plot point in the movie, according to IMDb."
EDIT: Garraty, you are in fact correct.
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Dove always struck me as having a hispanic countenance, with a third of her DNA being shared via the Russian Steps, three quarters of that being mongol with 4/5ths being predominantly of Indonesian genealogy, while a third of that is black African.
In short, put Dove under a sun bed or slap her slightly bruise browner she could play the live action lead in Disneys Moana, opposite that The Rock guy, who ICE seriously need to take a look at in terms of our new paradigms of American cultural worth.
She also has said on numerous occasions I have personally made up that she enjoys carpet munching.
This makes me uncomfortable, because being gayer than a lesbian on a CND march wearing 12 high DM’s while sporting untrimmed armpit hair makes me personally uncomfortable.
She should be deported to Lesbos in the Greek Isles, or to Cambuslang in Scotland, where we house all of our lesbians.
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Says the potential ahum ICE agent.
Blandscape
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You get the name of my forum sisters out of your near toothless mush mouth, buddy.
Blandscape
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Or fucking what little girl?
I'll glass your mug until you look a better bachelor...
Blandscape
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I’ m a glass you half full man.
Blandscape
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And you are always the empty mess I return.
I can assure you I'm no tossbag....
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But are you a tosspot?
Blandscape
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Of course your a toss bag, it is your most endearing quality.
*** you’re
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There's nothing wrong with being a cunning linguist.
I'm only surprised anyone on Earth is *not* a cunning linguist.
It's awesome fun plus keeps the lips and tongue nice and fit.
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I get quite a sexual kick out of imagining an American latina with great tits, pretty face, and sculpted body busting illegal immigrants from Latin America and elsewhere.
It's like the wank lottery...
...unfortunately, me and Flea have long since reduced ourselves to forum siblings, so I'll have to watch Anna Paulina Luna or some such.
It sounds half good, I dont really want to illegally sneak into Latin America though.
The other part sounds mint though.
Lily
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Watch and listen if you're open minded enough and have courage. 3/4 of the way through the photojournalist talks about what ICE agents feel...some even say it's the worse job they've ever had.
