Favorite quotes

[Fredricka]

He cant have it No matter what state of hair it's in. Sorry Seamajor, youte just so lame

 

[Seamajor]

Seriously, in your wildest of dream, would I be interested in your hairy ass as Prowler described, let alone 2? That’s plain nutty

 

[Fredricka]

Word robe

 

[Fredricka]

"I'm not finished with you yet"

Crickets

 

[X]

I don’t get this two asses troall… he poast a pic and all of a sudden it’s you @Fredricka ?? Is that about right?

 

[Fredricka]

I don’t get this two asses troall… he poast a pic and all of a sudden it’s you @Fredricka ?? Is that about right?

I think so, it's dumb. He's on his own planet that one

 

[Fredricka]

"My wife and I have laptop coffee every morning before the day starts. She sees everything I post here.
when I type hahahahahahahahaha she laughs"

So sausages is just as sad as jack

 

[Alticus]

"My wife and I have laptop coffee every morning before the day starts. She sees everything I post here.
when I type hahahahahahahahaha she laughs"

So sausages is just as sad as jack

Your wife? I thought you were a chick.

 

[Fredricka]

Your wife? I thought you were a chick.

That's not my quote

 

[ESAD TIA]

Who is sausages

 

[Fredricka]

Who is sausages

Sausages is jacks wife

 

[ESAD TIA]

Sausages is jacks wife

Why do you call her that.

 

[Fredricka]

Why do you call her that.

Because she has sausage fingers, those thick chunky ones, not chipolatas

 

[X]

Why do you call her that.

LMFAO. The story would make crack up

 

[ESAD TIA]

Because she has sausage fingers, those thick chunky ones, not chipolatas

How would you possibly know?

 

[X]

How would you possibly know?

Wanna see the pic ?

 

[ESAD TIA]

Wanna see the pic ?

Maybe after my lunch.

 

[Fredricka]

How would you possibly know?

Because he posted a pic, for months we thought it was him, then one day he decided to throw poor sausages under the grill and told us it was her

 

[ESAD TIA]

Because he posted a pic, for months we thought it was him, then one day he decided to throw poor sausages under the grill and told us it was her

Am I being stupid or dont men and women's hands look substantially different.

 

[Lily]

Am I being stupid or dont men and women's hands look substantially different.

Haven't you figured out the game yet?

 

[Fredricka]

Am I being stupid or dont men and women's hands look substantially different.

Depends on how beefy the woman is I suppose. I still don't truly believe those sausages were hers

 

[ESAD TIA]

Haven't you figured out the game yet?

I couldn't say maybe I just enjoy the patter.

 

[Alticus]

Am I being stupid or dont men and women's hands look substantially different.

My brother once dated a woman who had hands like Brock Lesnar.

 

[Lily]

I couldn't say maybe I just enjoy the patter.

Fair enough.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Depends on how beefy the woman is I suppose. I still don't truly believe those sausages were hers

I think I've seen a pic of her before and remember her being a dainty thing, certainly not having bratwurst fingers.

 

[Fredricka]

I couldn't say maybe I just enjoy the patter.

She won't understand, she's happy being miserable

 

[ESAD TIA]

My brother once dated a woman who had hands like Brock Lesnar.

I judge your brother in the harshest capacity.

 

[Fredricka]

I think I've seen a pic of her before and remember her being a dainty thing, certainly not having bratwurst fingers.

Interesting, so it's jack we should be calling sausages really

 

[ESAD TIA]

She won't understand, she's happy being miserable

I for one enjoy the silly light hearted chit chat I have here.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Interesting, so it's jack we should be calling sausages really

Best I remember it, she was feminine looking.