Lily tribute aka memorial thread.

[MrNiceGuy]

Serious question: WTF is this thread about?

Wizer cured cancer a few pages back. Did you miss it?

But then, Adam Hitler got ass cancer from letting bums with AIDS sodomize him, so we lost the cancer cure so Adam would go bi bye.

Except we lost the cancer cure on purpose because we really hate Adam... not lost the cancer cure by accident like that 1992 movie Medicine Man.

All caught up now, Hun?

 

[Lily]

You don't make sense that's why, yes this concerns me

Don't worry about it.

 

[Fredricka]

Don't worry about it.

Don't order me about, I'll worry about who I like ta

 

[Lily]

Don't order me about, I'll worry about who I like ta

Ok. Then worry and change nothing. Everyone needs a hobby.

 

[Fredricka]

I might start trolling the upper boards now you can't report me, that could be my new hobby

 

[Seamajor]

Don't order me about, I'll worry about who I like ta

@ -1442, I’d say no one likes you.

 

[Fredricka]

@ -1442, I’d say no one likes you.

No, just you and jack actually

 

[Seamajor]

No, just you and jack actually

Cool

 

[Fredricka]

Cool

At least while you're negging you're not posting the most boring posts anyone has ever seen

 

[Fredricka]

The whole forum thanks me too

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Jack does yoga? HAHAHA what a fag.

Makes it easier to autofellate. Except in your case micropenis. The nub snub.

 

[Lily]

I might start trolling the upper boards now you can't report me, that could be my new hobby

Your hobbies are fascinating.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Me? No way.

Nowadays I can't even carry a 2x4.

You're no Hacksaw Jim Duggan but you got moxie.

To stand up to women here takes guts.

Lily is over 6 feet in manolo blahnik high heels & LotusBud is a tall tasty platform shoe wearin drink of aquafina.

We got Amazonians here to contend with Bro.

We are Chris Pines in Themyscira.

I now know you're secular but lord help us if he was such a thing.

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[MrNiceGuy]

Why are you in Meltdown? Is it just to look down on everyone?

One wonders if Lotus goes to the fiction section expecting truth?

Is it just me or did anyone else as a kid mix up nonfiction & fiction?

Wouldn't real & not real be better library sections?

So nonfiction is non fake. Isn't that similar to a goddamned double negative which we aren't supposed to grammatically embrace?

Fuck off dewey decimal faggot! Eat hyphens and DIE!

 

[MrNiceGuy]

"was" a better failure.

Too soon?

So Lily is now back. And her back is hairy. And Jack is now out. Out of the closet.

Too gay?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Makes it easier to autofellate. Except in your case micropenis. The nub snub.

Fuck off ruby pubes.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

I understand it. I think it's stupid to make a concerted effort to insult people just because.

It's meaningless when it is purposely meaningless. Wtf is the point?

Humor can be stupid & purposely meaningless without having a point.

Different strokes for different folks.

I think abstract art is shit. But I still see the reason it exists. To push back against realism. Like 90s raw grunge pushed back against overly polished technical 80s glam rock.

Remember in Scream when the caller asked, "What's your favorite scary movie?"

Well, I'm gonna put you on the spot Lily. What's your favorite comedy?

'Nothing to fear but fear itself.'

 

[wizer]

So Lily is now back. And her back is hairy. And Jack is now out. Out of the closet.

Too gay?

Not for this place.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

@ -1442, I’d say no one likes you.

I like Fredricka actually.

I like her like the last time I stepped on a thumbtack and immediately wondered when my last tetanus shot was?

And then realized tetanus can't be spelled without ANUS then remembered being pointless is pointless so WTFs the point? Then felt an out of body Lily experience & touched my crotch to see if still wet enough to dip some fingers.

I could be misremembering... but my fingers still taste like my crotch so....



Yum!

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Fuck off ruby pubes.

Nice try holocaust denier! I got a punching bag with your face on it. I'm too lazy to throw fists so just rubbing my ass on your visage.

Can you taste my hemmorhoid aryan manchild?

Wuss.

 

[wizer]

Can you taste my hemmorhoid aryan manchild?

Thanks, I really appreciate that visual.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Nice try holocaust denier!

How the fuck is that an insult?

Do better, otherwise I'll just ignore your textual flatulence.

 

[wizer]

Do better, otherwise I'll just ignore your textual flatulence.

You might not want to be talking about flatulence to the guy that's got his hemmorhoid close enough that you can taste it.

 

[Seamajor]

How the fuck is that an insult?

Do better, otherwise I'll just ignore your textual flatulence.

You shave em. Right?

 

[wizer]

This thread is going hardcore homo.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Nice try holocaust denier! I got a punching bag with your face on it. I'm too lazy to throw fists so just rubbing my ass on your visage.

Can you taste my hemmorhoid aryan manchild?

Wuss.

Hey, some of us have just had our tea here!

 

[wizer]

Hey, some of us have just had our tea here!

Didn't you mean to write tea bag?

 

[MrNiceGuy]

This thread is going hardcore homo.

But seriously wtf is the point of this thread?







A thrombosed hemmorhoid kissing Adam Hitler's duck lips.
That's wut.

 

[wizer]

A thrombosed hemmorhoid kissing Adam Hitler's duck lips.

Thank you for reinforcing the first visual.

The only way to get it out of my head is to go to the really strong stuff.

Yeah that's right.

Midget porn.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Thank you for reinforcing the first visual.

The only way to get it out of my head is to go to the really strong stuff.

Yeah that's right.

Midget porn.

Try this, stupid but good fun.

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