Lily Disapproves of What Jack Does

[wizer]

It’s crazy what makes some people tick. I remember this one politician shaking my hand for my Australian citizenship ceremony, and then a few years later he was outed for sniffing his female colleague’s seat. He did it for a laugh , but it cost him his job.

This post brought me back to something I experienced as an eye doctor which occurred regularly throughout my 30+ years of flipping lenses in front of thousands of patients seated in the leather exam chair.

At the end of the occasional exam, the patient would stand up and I'd notice a wet spot on the chair. Not just damp and not quite a puddle but WET. It wasn't limited to a particular gender.

At times I'd find myself checking to see if one was there. I figured it was sweat but I'll never know.

 

[Breakfall]

I could totally see myself doing that, not only for a laugh but out of genuine curiosity.

Can’t say that I have ever had the inclination, but I think it’s more of a respect thing. I’ll happily go straight to the source if a chick wanted me to eat them out. And I’d lovingly lick their arseholes out or give them a tongue poke…but personal hygiene is paramount. I don’t do shit in any shape or form.

 

[wizer]

I don’t do shit in any shape or form.

@Bastard Factory will be shocked at this revelation. He's posted that it's the primary reason most users flock to this forum in droves.

 

[Breakfall]

This post brought me back to something I experienced as an eye doctor which occurred regularly throughout my 30+ years of flipping lenses in front of thousands of patients seated in the leather exam chair.

At the end of the occasional exam, the patient would stand up and I'd notice a wet spot on the chair. Not just damp and not quite a puddle but WET. It wasn't limited to a particular gender.

At times I'd find myself checking to see if one was there. I figured it was sweat but I'll never know.

That’s kinda weird given that most people wear underwear. One would assume that the underwear was their first line of defence. I remember a person on a forum asking me why I don’t wear underwear, to which I replied, that I simply didn’t feel the need as I’ve never suffered from leakage. I guess people enjoy underwear in colder climates.

Admittedly though, I’ll chuck on a pair when I’m at the dentist out of respect, because she’s a female, and I don’t feel the need to accost her with the outline of my girth.

 

[Breakfall]

@Bastard Factory will be shocked at this revelation. He's posted that it's the primary reason most users flock to this forum in droves.

It’s used to shock the woke society…mostly the democrats. They’re just a bunch of shitters! lol

 

[wizer]

That’s kinda weird given that most people wear underwear. One would assume that the underwear was their first line of defence. I remember a person on a forum asking me why I don’t wear underwear, to which I replied, that I simply didn’t feel the need as I’ve never suffered from leakage. I guess people enjoy underwear in colder climates.

Admittedly though, I’ll chuck on a pair when I’m at the dentist out of respect, because she’s a female, and I don’t feel the need to accost her with the outline of my girth.

I figured it was due to anxiety. Lots of patients get nervous especially when their eye doctor is an arrogant prick and when he says "Which is better one or two" and the patient says FSBD4 he says "I didn't tell you to READ the fucking letters moron".

Anxiety produces sweat, which runs down the thighs and onto my exam chair. I always felt kind of bad for the next patient but figured what they didn't know wouldn't hurt them.

 

[Breakfall]

I figured it was due to anxiety. Lots of patients get nervous especially when their eye doctor is an arrogant prick and when he says "Which is better one or two" and the patient says FSBD4 he says "I didn't tell you to READ the fucking letters moron".

Anxiety produces sweat, which runs down the thighs and onto my exam chair. I always felt kind of bad for the next patient but figured what they didn't know wouldn't hurt them.

I guess you’re right there. I don’t suffer from anxiety, and I’m not the fearful type. I work through problems to find a solution. I’ve been that way my entire life.

My mantra is: those who hesitate are lost. My ol’ man told me that when I started riding big waves at 14 years of age and it’s carried me through life ever since.

I’m just not a sweaty cunt! Lol

 

[Jack]

I guess you’re right there. I don’t suffer from anxiety, and I’m not the fearful type. I work through problems to find a solution. I’ve been that way my entire life.

My mantra is: those who hesitate are lost. My ol’ man told me that when I started riding big waves at 14 years of age and it’s carried me through life ever since.

I’m just not a sweaty cunt! Lol

He's a seeing eyedoctor, you knwo.

hahahahahahahahahahahahah

How's it going Break?

 

[Breakfall]

He's a seeing eyedoctor, you knwo.

hahahahahahahahahahahahah

How's it going Break?

Good, good…yourself?

 

[Jack]

Good, good…yourself?

Never better. Just walked the pup and having some coffee.

It's morning here.

I don't know you that well, but I'm glad you're posting again.

 

[Fredricka]

Wizers an optician, numbers is blind, lock it in

 

[Jack]

Wizers an optician, numbers is blind, lock it in

They make a handsome couple.

Who knew they could pile shit that high?

 

[wizer]

Wizers an optician, numbers is blind, lock it in

I'm not an optician.

 

[wizer]

Never better. Just walked the pup and having some coffee.

It's morning here.

I don't know you that well, but I'm glad you're posting again.

I just ran this through my Jack-o-translater.

Hi Breakfall it's me Jack. I don't want to ride Adam Hitler's cock but I'll ride on yours!

 

[Fredricka]

I'm not an optician.

A retired optician then? Can you get him laser eye surgery or not?

 

[Jack]

I just ran this through my Jack-o-translater.

Hi Breakfall it's me Jack. I don't want to ride Adam Hitler's cock but I'll ride on yours!

You've always been a stupid idiot.

But, you already know that.

 

[wizer]

A retired optician then? Can you get him laser eye surgery or not?

I was never an optician. I'm a retired fake eye doctor.

 

[Jack]

 

[Breakfall]

Never better. Just walked the pup and having some coffee.

It's morning here.

I don't know you that well, but I'm glad you're posting again.

Ah cheers. Well we’ll see how I go. I was on the wagon for the past 11 months and then had an absolute bender last night and polished off three bottles of red…I usually only post when I’m pissed as I love stirring the pot. I’m back on the wagon, but hoping that I don’t become bored shitless. You see the democratic fools on this forum are a tireless and repetitive bunch. It’s always the same shit day in and day out. Blah, blah, oligarchs, blah, blah, Trump, blah, blah, blah…

And they bleed really bad. Karena aka Lily the Mexicunt, Porro aka LotusButt and Gaylord aka Aidsman are the worst offenders. The worst part is their menstrual cycles are all in sync!!!

 

[wizer]

I was on the wagon for the past 11 months and then had an absolute bender last night and polished off three bottles of red…

Not good. At all.

Talk to me man.

 

[Jack]

Ah cheers. Well we’ll see how I go. I was on the wagon for the past 11 months and then had an absolute bender last night and polished off three bottles of red…I usually only post when I’m pissed as I love stirring the pot. I’m back on the wagon, but hoping that I don’t become bored shitless. You see the democratic fools on this forum are a tireless and repetitive bunch. It’s always the same shit day in and day out. Blah, blah, oligarchs, blah, blah, Trump, blah, blah, blah…

And they bleed really bad. Karena aka Lily the Mexicunt, Porro aka LotusButt and Gaylord aka Aidsman are the worst offenders. The worst part is their menstrual cycles are all in sync!!!

I try very hard not to talk politics here. I have a lot of opinions, I just share them with like minds where I live.

Like Weeg says THEY ARE THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Breakfall]

I try very hard not to talk politics here. I have a lot of opinions, I just share them with like minds where I live.

Like Weeg says THEY ARE THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Fucking oath…most politicians are a bunch of misfits. It’s mostly only American politicians so I’m a little out of my depth. I must say that Trump gives me a great laugh and seeing Hollywood squirm is the shit.
Those conceited fucks! lol.

 

[X]

Its beyond reprehensible.

Well, he is known for it … straight from his own mouth

 

[X]

“Pedo” trolling is an obsession with some members here. So crazy that their minds loiter in such vile deprivation. I have zero tolerance for it.

You know what would remedy that? You not acting like a pedo and saying shit like a pedo, I mean you go on like we actually don’t know

 

[The Prowler]

Does anyone think they played this all together?

 

[Jack]

Does anyone think they played this all together?

That's lee sklar on bass. I think he was part of the band at some point.

This is a tiny desk type concert, so the players are always different than the recording unless the band is brand new like Wet Leg. although Devo's TDC was the original band except for the bass player.

 

[The Prowler]

That's lee sklar on bass. I think he was part of the band at some point.

This is a tiny desk type concert, so the players are always different than the recording unless the band is brand new like Wet Leg. although Devo's TDC was the original band except for the bass player.

Do you think they played it live?

 

[Jack]

Do you think they played it live?

Nah, that was probably AI or wicked split screen in 3 different studios.

jackson isnt aging well but at least he still has his voice, unlike Robert Plant for example.

 

[The Prowler]

Nah, that was probably AI or wicked split screen in 3 different studios.

jackson isnt aging well but at least he still has his voice, unlike Robert Plant for example.

I think they must play to a metronome or backing track and it is all put together in a studio.

So many people thought all that recorded stuff was played live through the Internet during the shutdown. Even a split second delay would throw everything off.

I think there must be some kind of software that would allow everyone to play to a click track or backing track and have it all sent to a location for it all to be editing together and then have the music put out with a small delay....but for them to play together like a live band would with no track and just hearing each other.....impossible over the Internet.

Jackson Brown sounds awesome.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

For the record, I still disapprove of this thread.