Will Lily Everrrrr Stop Complaining?

One of the reasons I haven't bothered to make a vocaroo is because I enjoy seeing you constantly bitch about it. :LOL3:

Wrong.

Because you're a,scared little cunt, knowing if you sound like a fucking mong, I'll NEVER let you live it down.

That's why.
 
One day soon I will say these very words to my Son thanks to you, he’s been causing me a raised eyebrow as of late, time waits for no one.
Getting older is not for sissies. It breaks every fiber of being.
 
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Errr, thankyou... old and wise ginger person.
Look man. I just want you to know when you hit 48 you can't see small font worth shit. And it gets worse from there. You squint & squint until buying reading glasses.

I'm not being an asshole. I'm being a realist.
 
Dude, everything about you is a lie. After listening to ESAD, now it's no wonder why you are sooo deathly afraid of recording a Vocaroo.

You have the backbone to make light of my voice, but you are soooo afraid of posting yours.

Please leave me out of your marital squabbles unless you are going to pay me by the hour.

At least then I can get an anti mong voice surgery..


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Please leave me out of your marital squabbles unless you are going to pay me by the hour.

At least then I can get an anti mong voice surgery..


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Sorry old boy, there is a correlation between your voice, and Aryan's ass.
 
I suspect Flynn shares your gravelly, husky tones and gets salty upon hearing them because its a reminder that he'll never be a woman.
 
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Just think, our burger friends over the pond won't have a fucking clue what we're talking about Lol.

*dramatic Eastenders credits drum roll*