The Murdy, Oak, KM phone call

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Murdy: hold on @Fredricka ~ I’m 26 minutes ago
Murdy Murdy: Talking to Greek on the phone right now 26 minutes ago
Reggie_Essent Reggie_Essent: Nah. I ain't into whisky tonight. Maybe another beer and a hit of weed though. 26 minutes ago
Murdy Murdy: @Reggie_Essent please handle this woman and confirm my TV Alice avatars 26 minutes ago
Reggie_Essent Reggie_Essent: No need to tag me, Murds. You deal with Fred on your own. She's a Hobbit handful. 25 minutes ago
Fredricka Fredricka: Whos ivor then? Theyre a couple 24 minutes ago
Murdy Murdy: Smoke some for me… I’m reverse Cali sober right now lol 24 minutes ago
Reggie_Essent Reggie_Essent: Ivor and Murds are a couple? Na. 22 minutes ago
Reggie_Essent Reggie_Essent: Murdy would eat Ivor for lunch. 22 minutes ago
Murdy Murdy: I would use his spine to pick my toofs when it’s over 21 minutes ago
Reggie_Essent Reggie_Essent: Why are you poasting sober? That's not right. 20 minutes ago
Fredricka Fredricka: Alice never seemed like a dunkard, murdy, are youbtelling us porkies? 14 minutes ago
Frood Frood: Murdy may not be drinking but she's always drunk on stupid. 13 minutes ago
Fredricka Fredricka: If Alice 8s an alt why did it do nothing interesting? 10 minutes ago
Fredricka Fredricka: Im disappointed 9 minutes ago
Fredricka Fredricka: Get off your imaginary phone call and speak to us murdy, we know youre watching 6 minutes ago
Fredricka Fredricka: Im going to bed inba mo and i want answers 6 minutes ago
Reggie_Essent Reggie_Essent: I'm off too. Gonna binge on something and drift off to sleepland. Murds ain't as fun when she's not drunk. 1 minute ago
Frood Frood: Ciao A moment ago
Fredricka Fredricka: See how murdy cant handle talking on the phone and posrinf3 yet martini said she was doing just that? LIES REBUSTED A moment ago

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Check this one out…

You’re a fucking whore, shaped like a burnt recliner, smelling like blunt wraps and eviction… you ain’t even top 5 in your own trailer park.

Is that more suiting for your section 8, EBT ass?

You used to be such good friends.
 

Murdy

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He said you were posting at the same time, so which lie are we going with? You should confer to get your stories straight, but remember, I'll see through any porkies, porky

He embellishes the truth…

You’re going to hold me at the same standard?

Like I would ever lie about anything online :GiggleBitch:

Pssst the only way you ever get clowned for realz is when you lie to yourself while posting *wink*
 

Murdy

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The truth of the matter remains…

KM called me, 32 seconds later I merger Oak into the call. KM was astounded… I confirmed YES! This the great and powerful OAK.

2.5 hours later we were all LOL’ing…


And the rest… well, that is flame town history for the record books:PuffPuffPass:
 
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The truth of the matter remains…

KM called me, 32 seconds later I merger Oak into the call. KM was astounded… I confirmed YES! This the great and powerful OAK.

2.5 hours later we were all LOL’ing…


And the rest… well, that is flame town history for the record books:PuffPuffPass:
The dildo of truth never comes lubed.....
 

Frood

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The truth of the matter remains…

KM called me, 32 seconds later I merger Oak into the call. KM was astounded… I confirmed YES! This the great and powerful OAK.

2.5 hours later we were all LOL’ing…


And the rest… well, that is flame town history for the record books:PuffPuffPass:

Two cows, one cuck...
 

Fredricka

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He embellishes the truth…

You’re going to hold me at the same standard?

Like I would ever lie about anything online :GiggleBitch:

Pssst the only way you ever get clowned for realz is when you lie to yourself while posting *wink*
So you're calling martini a liar? Way to throw him under the bus :LOL3:
It's great to see
 

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Check this one out…

You’re a fucking whore, shaped like a burnt recliner, smelling like blunt wraps and eviction… you ain’t even top 5 in your own trailer park.

Is that more suiting for your section 8, EBT ass?

I mean, its coherent at least. So im tempted to believe someone wrote it for you. Hence how you started it with "check this out" as if its something you worked really, really hard on with a tutor or someone with braincells that are not coated with resin and vodka.

Now you just need help with appropriate insults. Try not to be overly hypocritical. If everyone has seen your hairy, unkempt, corpulent gash in their DMs.....and you've driven across the country to get rutted by a man named High Cholesterol Bryan (who is married with like 9 kids).....maybe dont call other women "fucking whores".

Also if you sit your fat ass around smoking weed.....maybe dont accuse OTHER people who dont use any drugs, of smelling like "blunt wraps". Like.....what the fuck? What does that even mean? That i smell like fresh tobacco? Is that really an insult? They make candles that smell like tobacco.

Right now I smell like a perfume called "sexual noir". Normally I smell like my favorite body oil. Anywho....so i thought I married a man for his house, and that the state siezed my children and that i was gonna die coz everyone is a drunk.

Now im on section 8 and STILL getting evicted? Oh dear.

Anyway its an improvement as far as coherence.....but the material sucks. Pretty generic, typical leftwing hatred of the poors.

Let's hear more, Murdy. Really go ahead and spew how you feel about poor people and sex workers. We know you need an outlet lol.
 

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Who wants to listen to two obese women crunching fistfuls of potato chips....
 

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