How I grade women.

[Cookius Monstarius]

Top tier aka Holy order of Nuns.

Dove, flea and CW(RIP) for example.

Stooches aka Beer fetchers and pump and dump dolls.

Well none atm as I fired Fredrika but couldn't be bothered to tell her.

Gutter Skanks

Many low IQ examples here you know who they are.

Unclassified
These are ones I haven't got round to pigeon holing or degrading yet. Iggy McLulz is one such, also Murdy. I dont know why she(Murdy) gets so much flack, lily and lettuce brain I understand. Even Flynn who evokes jealousy due to having more smarts than most on here put together I get.
On the other hand flea gets away with murder lol.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

My Livestock Evaluations used to be highly regarded.

It's hard to make them nowadays what with AI and Photoshop becoming so advanced.

I agree Miss Dove and Flea are high atop the scale.

Unfortunately, time has not beens so kind to Murdy and LilyOak, so they're off to Ireland to have stale toast with Rosie whatshername.

Miss Lotusbud is far into cronehood, but may have been fuckable back in the day.

Fredricka seems like a nice Hobbit girl from Cornwall, but it's hard to make a proper Livestock Evaluation from the one grainy pic that been passed about.

All the bitches are jealous of Flynn more for her hot feet than her acidic verbosity. It's quite easy to make an accurate Livestock Evaluation simply from looking at a woman's feet.

(Every female reading this will stop here and look at her feet.)

Iggy I don't know to well, but she seems nice.

Are there any other broads here that I missed?

 

[Joe]

My Livestock Evaluations used to be highly regarded.

How do you personally 'grade' women...Reggie?!?

Provide your methodology here.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

How do you personally 'grade' women...Reggie?!?

Provide your methodology here.

The time honored scale of fuckability, Joe.

Perhaps you weren't paying attention on the playground in elemetary school.

 

[Seamajor]

Ever notice how dogs sniff other dogs butts?

 

[Fredricka]

I'd rather not be judged by a pic

 

[The Prowler]

Ever notice how dogs sniff other dogs butts?

I do not have access to The Bubble.

 

[Seamajor]

I'd rather not be judged by a pic

Everyone has a cross to bare. Don’t worry

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Everyone has a cross to bare. Don’t worry

Alberto was pretty heavy when you and Diego carried him to the hole, huh?

 

[Murdy]

My Livestock Evaluations used to be highly regarded.

It's hard to make them nowadays what with AI and Photoshop becoming so advanced.

I agree Miss Dove and Flea are high atop the scale.

Unfortunately, time has not beens so kind to Murdy and LilyOak, so they're off to Ireland to have stale toast with Rosie whatshername.

Miss Lotusbud is far into cronehood, but may have been fuckable back in the day.

Fredricka seems like a nice Hobbit girl from Cornwall, but it's hard to make a proper Livestock Evaluation from the one grainy pic that been passed about.

All the bitches are jealous of George from Pizza Hut more for her hot feet than her acidic verbosity. It's quite easy to make an accurate Livestock Evaluation simply from looking at a woman's feet.

(Every female reading this will stop here and look at her feet.)

Iggy I don't know to well, but she seems nice.

Are there any other broads here that I missed?

You say this like it’s the ultimate insult that cancels out everything else about us. Like our lives, accomplishments, and presence all shrink down because of a few opinions of random mediocre men posting on an obscure Internet forum…

The part that doesn’t make sense to me… out of everything a person could be ~ cruel, disrespectful, small-minded, unaccomplished and hateful…

“Not hot” is the worst one *rolls eyes*

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Fredricka seems like a nice Hobbit girl from Cornwall,

Hobbits are from the Shire counties like Hertfordshire, shes from the corn therefor a field mouse or type of rat.

 

[The Question]

Like our lives, accomplishments, and presence all shrink down because of a few opinions of random mediocre men posting on an obscure Internet forum…

All I read was, "Blaw, blaw, blaw, whaddya want on your sammich?"

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

You say this like it’s the ultimate insult that cancels out everything else about us. Like our lives, accomplishments, and presence all shrink down because of a few opinions of random mediocre men posting on an obscure Internet forum…

The part that doesn’t make sense to me… out of everything a person could be ~ cruel, disrespectful, small-minded, unaccomplished and hateful…

“Not hot” is the worst one *rolls eyes*

You took a bite a bit to hard on that bit of bait.

 

[Fredricka]

I'm going to grade all the men here later. Spoiler alert, bottom places are Seamajor then cookie right at the bottom, not even a tie cookie

 

[Dove]

You took a bite a bit to hard on that bit of bait.

I was gonna go in for a shot but im just laughing lol

 

[Fredricka]

My Livestock Evaluations used to be highly regarded.

It's hard to make them nowadays what with AI and Photoshop becoming so advanced.

I agree Miss Dove and Flea are high atop the scale.

Unfortunately, time has not beens so kind to Murdy and LilyOak, so they're off to Ireland to have stale toast with Rosie whatshername.

Miss Lotusbud is far into cronehood, but may have been fuckable back in the day.

Fredricka seems like a nice Hobbit girl from Cornwall, but it's hard to make a proper Livestock Evaluation from the one grainy pic that been passed about.

All the bitches are jealous of George from Pizza Hut more for her hot feet than her acidic verbosity. It's quite easy to make an accurate Livestock Evaluation simply from looking at a woman's feet.

(Every female reading this will stop here and look at her feet.)

Iggy I don't know to well, but she seems nice.

Are there any other broads here that I missed?

You missed out frood and Alticus

 

[The New Holliday]

You missed out frood and Alticus

...and Madam Shitler

 

[Adam Hitler]

Is this because I Christened you Holly and regularly laugh at your failed marriage with a hook nosed jewess?

 

[The New Holliday]

Is this because I Christened you Holly and regularly laugh at your failed marriage with a hook nosed jewess?

LoLz. It's because you are so mockable.
. PS: Holly Dey is an old timey character ID, as if you, a parrot, could originate anything.
So, you have yet to answer a question. Have you ever been married, had children, touched a woman's boob, or even seen a woman unclothed in the flesh?
All indications are no, you haven't.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

LoLz. It's because you are so mockable.
. PS: Holly Dey is an old timey character ID, as if you, a parrot, could originate anything.
So, you have yet to answer a question. Have you ever been married, had children, touched a woman's boob, or even seen a woman unclothed in the flesh?
All indications are no, you haven't.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Shitler's life story. ^^^

 

[The New Holliday]

If Frau Shitler was black he could have that girl.
. Here, anyways, that combo, fat white girl and black dude is quite common.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Holly, I already told you... I am a virgin who has never been kissed or even seen a naked female in person.

Is your alzheimer's flaring up again?

 

[The New Holliday]

Holly, I already told you... I am a virgin who has never been kissed or even seen a naked female in person.

Is your alzheimer's flaring up again?

This ruse of "feigned admission" is nothing if not an attempt to cover it's factual truth, Adam. We can all see easily though it.
Let me guess, you are saving yourself for the ideal Nazi woman.

 

[Adam Hitler]

This ruse of "feigned admission" is nothing if not an attempt to cover it's factual truth, Adam. We can all see easily though it.
Let me guess, you are saving yourself for the ideal Nazi woman.

In reality, I would wager my Aryan ass that I have banged waaaay more hawt females than you.

I was just trying to save you the embarrassment...

 

[The New Holliday]

In reality, I would wager my Aryan ass that I have banged waaaay more hawt females than you.

I was just trying to save you the embarrassment...

Reality must have a pretty broad definition for that to be true...like your imagination.
Nah, in fact you don't even know what an Aryan is, never mind a hawt female.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Nah, in fact you don't even know what an Aryan is, never mind a hawt female.

 

[The New Holliday]

LoLz - Shitler is a retard first class.

You would have been better served by posting a "hawt female" cartoon.

 

[Adam Hitler]

^^absolutely seething

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Stop homoing up my thread stormfag.