How I grade women.

[The New Holliday]

My guess is you never quite understood why you are consistently beaten about the face and neck with your own tired metaphors.

Here's a metaphor phor ya.
Blandy is like a guy who ate a moldy sack of rye flour.
Oh sorry - simile. Close enough.

 

[Blandscape]

Here's a metaphor phor ya.
Blandy is like a guy who ate a moldy sack of rye flour.

That's a simile.

Do I really have to explain your own insults?

 

[The New Holliday]

Here's a metaphor phor ya.
Blandy is like a guy who ate a moldy sack of rye flour.
Oh sorry - simile. Close enough.

That's a simile.

...and you're a simpleton.

 

[Blandscape]

...and you're a simpleton.

So it was not a simile, it was a metaphor?

And I am simple?

Explain to us all how you fucking up means I am incapable of correcting you?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

So it was not a simile, it was a metaphor?

And I am simple?

Explain to us all how you fucking up means I am incapable of correcting you?

You finish off that bottle yet, Blandunce?

 

[Blandscape]

I am always going to correct you Doc, because you are so very easy to correct!

 

[Blandscape]

You finish off that bottle yet, Blandunce?

What bottle is that?

 

[The New Holliday]

And I am simple?

Yes you are. For this here be what I wrote.

Here's a metaphor phor ya.
Blandy is like a guy who ate a moldy sack of rye flour.
Oh sorry - simile. Close enough.

I understand you are slow, but please try to keep up at least a little, ol rummy.

 

[The New Holliday]

What bottle is that?

The one before the one you're on.

 

[Blandscape]

Yes you are. For this here be what I wrote.


I understand you are slow, but please try to keep up at least a little, ol rummy.

Editing in your intelligence after the fact does not make you very intelligent does it.

 

[Blandscape]

The one before the one you're on.

If I have you shitting bricks just to come up with a response to me shitfaced, how talented does that make you?

 

[The New Holliday]

Editing in your intelligence after the fact does not make you very intelligent does it.

What edit? Do you see an edit note?
No, deleting a section of my post to alter it, well, that was just cheap as the scotch you drink.

 

[Blandscape]

Look at you post humping what you can never really appreciate.

 

[The New Holliday]

Look at you post humping what you can never really appreciate.

He said, staring his last into the bottom of his glass.

 

[Blandscape]

What edit? Do you see an edit note?
No, deleting a section of my post to alter it, well, that was just cheap as the scotch you drink.

You had five minutes to edit. I responded in 4, that gave you time to edit your ignorance.

 

[Blandscape]

He said, staring his last into the bottom of his glass.

Even shitfaced,I am ten times the poster you are sober.

 

[The New Holliday]

If I have you shitting bricks just to come up with a response to me shitfaced, how talented does that make you?

Oh, I see. Now you are blaming the ass beating you've received on you being drunk. Otay. (manymanybiglybigeyeroll smiley)
Yes, because what had you to do with it. LoLz

 

[Blandscape]

Would you like me to explain the difference between a metaphor and a simile?

 

[The New Holliday]

You had five minutes to edit. I responded in 4, that gave you time to edit your ignorance.

The desperation of Blandy mounts. LoLz

 

[Blandscape]

Oh, I see. Now you are blaming the ass beating you've received on you being drunk. Otay. (manymanybiglybigeyeroll smiley)
Yes, because what had you to do with it. LoLz

Is that like a Trump beating?

 

[Blandscape]

The desperation of Blandy mounts. LoLz

Are you saying you never edited it?

 

[The New Holliday]

Would you like me to explain the difference between a metaphor and a simile?

I think you'd be better positioned to explain the dif between falling on your ass and a faceplant - both of which you are well equainted.

 

[The New Holliday]

Are you saying you never edited it?

I'm saying that you are a moron, and there is no refuting that.

 

[The New Holliday]

Is that like a Trump beating?

Why do you like sucking Trump's and Bibi's dick?
Is it hard for you to chose which to suck first?

 

[Blandscape]

I'm saying that you are a moron, and there is now refuting that.

I am refuting it, and it seems you are having difficulty proving it.

 

[The New Holliday]

I am refuting it

Not successfully.
.Try harder.

 

[Blandscape]

If I am shitfaced, why are you grammatically incontinent.

There is "now" refuting it!

 

[Blandscape]

You really are not the shiniest button in the box...are you!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

It's fun to watch Lefties fight each other.

 

[The New Holliday]

If I am shitfaced, why are you grammatically incontinent.

There is "now" refuting it!

Isn't there now?
. When those extra letters start appearing that's when it's time to call it a night, MacTardish.

Honestly, I've driven you to such a level of desperation, I am feeling guilty.