Does Eating Watermelon...

[Flynn]

You see how easy it was to compleeeetely take over this thread from that freekin retard Flynntardo Negre.

Oh you mean what normal people call "Spamming?"

Yes, WE all did.

 

[Flynn]

Not
In
Great
God's
Everlasting
Reign

Sorry, LarryHairyLizardToe, you cannot be a nigger or in any nigger clubs that have niggers. Looks like that means you also are banned from TBC, and from any Walmart in the United States.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Sorry, LarryHairyLizardToe, you cannot be a nigger or in any nigger clubs that have niggers. Looks like that means you also are banned from TBC, and from any Walmart in the United States.

Sads.

 

[Master Pu]

Yea, I liked me some Malt Liquor back in the day. Colt 45 was generally the go-to, but Schlitz Bull and Hafenreffer weren't bad. I'm gonna check the liquor store tomorrow see if I can pick up a 40 of something and take a drink down memory lane.

If I eat watermelon it's usually the small round seedless kind. Flynn probably put two together once and tried to titty fuck 'em tell me that ain't true ha

 

[Flynn]

Sads.

Be sure to report that as well, faggot.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Be sure to report that as well, faggot.

Will do.

 

[Flynn]

Yea, I liked me some Malt Liquor back in the day. Colt 45 was generally the go-to, but Schlitz Bull and Hafenreffer weren't bad. I'm gonna check the liquor store tomorrow see if I can pick up a 40 of something and take a drink down memory lane.

Heh, I remember being like 16, and a friend of mine was able to get her hands on a 40 ounce of her dad's Lucky Lager. I will never touch anything that comes in a 40 ounce bottle after that. I mean it could have been worse, it could have been a 40 of some cheap malt liquor.

If I eat watermelon it's usually the small round seedless kind. Flynn probably put two together once and tried to titty fuck 'em tell me that ain't true ha

You're not allowed to eat watermelon, remember? Because of all the fiber, and because you're a fucking pig that can't stop at a quarter of the melon, because you're a fucking mindless oinker that has to eat it all in one sitting; which incidentally plays havoc on your colostomy bag.

 

[Flynn]

Will do.

tl;dr

 

[Flynn]

Ah, and that's why you hate us.
...because we make a fool of you.
Run along...post at the Blue Trasheeew
..and that won't happen.
Bye.

*Sigh*

Now you're also admitting to besides being a total fucking moron, you're also a nigger?

I guess when it comes to you people, I shouldn't put 2 and 2 together, instead I should put 1 ex-con and 1 ex-con together to get your people's version of 2.

 

[Seamajor]

I love that word!

Bye? Awesome idea. See ya, wouldn’t want to be ya.

 

[Master Pu]

Heh, I remember being like 16, and a friend of mine was able to get her hands on a 40 ounce of her dad's Lucky Lager. I will never touch anything that comes in a 40 ounce bottle after that. I mean it could have been worse, it could have been a 40 of some cheap malt liquor.


You're not allowed to eat watermelon, remember? Because of all the fiber, and because you're a fucking pig that can't stop at a quarter of the melon, because you're a fucking mindless oinker that has to eat it all in one sitting; which incidentally plays havoc on your colostomy bag.

Colt 45 used to come in 16oz cans, called 'Kingers' fyi, but I think 40's are the only way they're sold here.

There isn't much fiber in watermelon it's mostly WATER. And I'm not a big fan anyway.

Hey, did you sit on that 40 afterward? Did your 'friend' poke you with it? Either way that bottle of Lager got Lucky ha

 

[Fredricka]

Sorry, LarryHairyLizardToe, you cannot be a nigger or in any nigger clubs that have niggers. Looks like that means you also are banned from TBC, and from any Walmart in the United States.

I read that in a really sad and sympathetic tone in my head

 

[Flynn]

Colt 45 used to come in 16oz cans, called 'Kingers' fyi, but I think 40's are the only way they're sold here.

There isn't much fiber in watermelon it's mostly WATER. And I'm not a big fan anyway.

Hey, did you sit on that 40 afterward? Did your 'friend' poke you with it? Either way that bottle of Lager got Lucky ha

Drinking is gross, and drinking that poison malt liquor is just a death sentence. Nasty shit.

Dude, there's more fiber in watermelon than there is testosterone in your dried up nutsack that looks like a freeze dried date. Of course you're not a fan of watermelon, no alcohol. You can't get a buzz off of it.

Hey did you suck on Johnny Storm's cock in the Arby's bathroom last time you went and paid him a visit with your anus? How exactly do you two homos get each other off on that urine smelling wheelchair of yours? Isn't Johnny turned off by your emaciated lower body that makes you look like you have frog legs?

 

[Flynn]

I read that in a really sad and sympathetic tone in my head

Try adding a violin...

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I can finish a 15 lbs. one in a week by myself

 

[The New Holliday]

I shouldn't put 2 and 2 together, instead I should put 1 ex-con and 1 ex-con together to get your people's version of 2.

Or you could just wear your ImaDunce cap, and Dumb Belle Inside t-shirt.

 

[The Question]

 

[The Cuntess]

Bye? Awesome idea. See ya, wouldn’t want to be ya.

Shut up, you decayed faggot

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

my humour is so dark it picks cotton.

In the UK they are called BAMEs Black and minority ethnic. Or as I like to call it Baboons, Apes, Monkeys Etc.

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

I love that word!

Well most the songs you like have it in the title.

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

I exhausted my lifetimes supply of the word on Johnny Storm.

Anyhow yes I like Waddymelon and Fried Chicken, KFC is shit though.

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

I can finish a 15 lbs. one in a week by myself

They have next to zero calories as well.

 

[Seamajor]

Shut up, you decayed faggot

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Please Tractor Ass, take my advice. You need this device. Quick.

 

[Seamajor]

I love that word!

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I thought it was cut 300 pounders

 

[Flynn]

I think there needs to be some clarification.

I am not a racist, @Joe . In fact, I do think it's the couple of bad ones that give the rest of the ghetto, welfare collecting niggers a bad name. I could care less if a people's civil rights leader named, Martin Luther King Jr. was a racist, a fornicator, and a greedy back door dealing Uncle Tom. None of that bothers me. We, the whites have The KKK, and and all of the South to live down. Just like in Canada, we have our own little band of egg-faced buffoons called, Quebecois. There seems to be a village idiot/race in every country.

Just because I use the word "nigger" doesn't mean I believe in it. Quite the opposite. It's always been amazing to me that these ignorant niggers were enslaved for years, and the one thing they gripe about the most is the "N" word being used by non-niggers. Which by my logic doesn't make any damn sense either. Let me get this straight. You people hate being called "Niggers," but you'll go ahead and call each other one as a term of endearment? This IS why you fucking monkeys were enslaved for as long as you were...most of the African American Primates would fucking starve to death in their 30-year-old Pontiacs (Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac) if not for the Food Stamp/EBT program. It's just not niggers, either.

There are those flat-faced dog slurping pie faced cunts, the Asians. You wanna talk about a fucking race that has everything going wrong for it. Anyone ever meet a real Asian person not born in America? I have. They're everywhere in downtown Vancouver, Canada. Whether they're trying to sell you knock off Jordan's or trying to explain to you in very broken English why your total price doesn't match any of the advertised sale prices. Not only that, have you seen those slant eyed cunts drive? I swear, when they're ready to change lanes, they close their eyes, and say,

"Good ruck!"

As they switch lanes without even looking. These pygmy sized generic Mexicant's cause more insurance claims per year in Canada than Elk, and Moose combined. Also, the Gooks were also an enslaved people as well at one time. I think in my opinion the Buddha heads are the worst race. Small dicks, yellow skin, and they eat fucking anything and everything that moves. Fashionista/Shen both are great examples of this. I think the Asians should go back to their countries as well, just like all the niggers that should go back to Africa.

My thoughts, beliefs, and ideology are not bigoted. If anything it's in the majority of what white Anglo's think of the yellow menace, and the black nightmare. Even if they dont say it, most whites would agree they'd rather go back to segregation. That way no more white kids would come home dressing like a nigger, sounding like a nigger, and driving a Jap car. I wouldn't feel a thing if they rounded up all the nigger criminals, and diseased carrying gooks and just executed them and their families. I would actually see if I could somehow be a part of the execution squad.

In closing, I'm far from being a bigoted racist one could be. I don't embellish, look on the news and in most every crime story there's a nigger involved. Read about the chinks, and how they store infectious materials as well as trying to infect the West with a deadly pandemic evey ten years. Plus, the Chinese are such nasty motherfuckers. Eating, shitting, and sleeping in the same spot. I wish we could nuke Africa, Asia, The Middle East (Asia), South America, and parts of Europe. That would be a good fucking start.

I hope this clarifies my stance on racism and bigotry.

 

[Flynn]

@Admin.

Admin. s-ucks cawk!!!

 

[Flynn]

I exhausted my lifetimes supply of the word on Johnny Storm.

Anyhow yes I like Waddymelon and Fried Chicken, KFC is shit though.

That's because KFC isn't chicken ya dope.

 

[Flynn]

I can finish a 15 lbs. one in a week by myself

No, @MANCID RILKO we're not talking about a 16-year-old's month worth of dirty panties.

 

[Flynn]

Or you could just wear your ImaDunce cap, and Dumb Belle Inside t-shirt.

And you could strap your dildo onto your forehead instead of just having it in your ass.

 

[Flynn]

They have next to zero calories as well.

Who?

The 16-year-old or the watermelon?