Does Eating Watermelon...

[Flynn]

You see how easy it was to compleeeetely take over this thread from that freekin retard Flynntardo Negre.

Oh you mean what normal people call "Spamming?"

Yes, WE all did.

 

[Flynn]

Not
In
Great
God's
Everlasting
Reign

Sorry, LarryHairyLizardToe, you cannot be a nigger or in any nigger clubs that have niggers. Looks like that means you also are banned from TBC, and from any Walmart in the United States.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Sorry, LarryHairyLizardToe, you cannot be a nigger or in any nigger clubs that have niggers. Looks like that means you also are banned from TBC, and from any Walmart in the United States.

Sads.

 

[Master Pu]

Yea, I liked me some Malt Liquor back in the day. Colt 45 was generally the go-to, but Schlitz Bull and Hafenreffer weren't bad. I'm gonna check the liquor store tomorrow see if I can pick up a 40 of something and take a drink down memory lane.

If I eat watermelon it's usually the small round seedless kind. Flynn probably put two together once and tried to titty fuck 'em tell me that ain't true ha

 

[Flynn]

Sads.

Be sure to report that as well, faggot.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Be sure to report that as well, faggot.

Will do.

 

[Flynn]

Yea, I liked me some Malt Liquor back in the day. Colt 45 was generally the go-to, but Schlitz Bull and Hafenreffer weren't bad. I'm gonna check the liquor store tomorrow see if I can pick up a 40 of something and take a drink down memory lane.

Heh, I remember being like 16, and a friend of mine was able to get her hands on a 40 ounce of her dad's Lucky Lager. I will never touch anything that comes in a 40 ounce bottle after that. I mean it could have been worse, it could have been a 40 of some cheap malt liquor.

If I eat watermelon it's usually the small round seedless kind. Flynn probably put two together once and tried to titty fuck 'em tell me that ain't true ha

You're not allowed to eat watermelon, remember? Because of all the fiber, and because you're a fucking pig that can't stop at a quarter of the melon, because you're a fucking mindless oinker that has to eat it all in one sitting; which incidentally plays havoc on your colostomy bag.

 

[Flynn]

Will do.

tl;dr

 

[Flynn]

Ah, and that's why you hate us.
...because we make a fool of you.
Run along...post at the Blue Trasheeew
..and that won't happen.
Bye.

*Sigh*

Now you're also admitting to besides being a total fucking moron, you're also a nigger?

I guess when it comes to you people, I shouldn't put 2 and 2 together, instead I should put 1 ex-con and 1 ex-con together to get your people's version of 2.

 

[Seamajor]

I love that word!

Bye? Awesome idea. See ya, wouldn’t want to be ya.

 

[Master Pu]

Heh, I remember being like 16, and a friend of mine was able to get her hands on a 40 ounce of her dad's Lucky Lager. I will never touch anything that comes in a 40 ounce bottle after that. I mean it could have been worse, it could have been a 40 of some cheap malt liquor.


You're not allowed to eat watermelon, remember? Because of all the fiber, and because you're a fucking pig that can't stop at a quarter of the melon, because you're a fucking mindless oinker that has to eat it all in one sitting; which incidentally plays havoc on your colostomy bag.

Colt 45 used to come in 16oz cans, called 'Kingers' fyi, but I think 40's are the only way they're sold here.

There isn't much fiber in watermelon it's mostly WATER. And I'm not a big fan anyway.

Hey, did you sit on that 40 afterward? Did your 'friend' poke you with it? Either way that bottle of Lager got Lucky ha

 

[Fredricka]

Sorry, LarryHairyLizardToe, you cannot be a nigger or in any nigger clubs that have niggers. Looks like that means you also are banned from TBC, and from any Walmart in the United States.

I read that in a really sad and sympathetic tone in my head

 

[Flynn]

Colt 45 used to come in 16oz cans, called 'Kingers' fyi, but I think 40's are the only way they're sold here.

There isn't much fiber in watermelon it's mostly WATER. And I'm not a big fan anyway.

Hey, did you sit on that 40 afterward? Did your 'friend' poke you with it? Either way that bottle of Lager got Lucky ha

Drinking is gross, and drinking that poison malt liquor is just a death sentence. Nasty shit.

Dude, there's more fiber in watermelon than there is testosterone in your dried up nutsack that looks like a freeze dried date. Of course you're not a fan of watermelon, no alcohol. You can't get a buzz off of it.

Hey did you suck on Johnny Storm's cock in the Arby's bathroom last time you went and paid him a visit with your anus? How exactly do you two homos get each other off on that urine smelling wheelchair of yours? Isn't Johnny turned off by your emaciated lower body that makes you look like you have frog legs?

 

[Flynn]

I read that in a really sad and sympathetic tone in my head

Try adding a violin...

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I can finish a 15 lbs. one in a week by myself

 

[The New Holliday]

I shouldn't put 2 and 2 together, instead I should put 1 ex-con and 1 ex-con together to get your people's version of 2.

Or you could just wear your ImaDunce cap, and Dumb Belle Inside t-shirt.

 

[The Question]

 

[The Cuntess]

Bye? Awesome idea. See ya, wouldn’t want to be ya.

Shut up, you decayed faggot

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

my humour is so dark it picks cotton.

In the UK they are called BAMEs Black and minority ethnic. Or as I like to call it Baboons, Apes, Monkeys Etc.

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

I love that word!

Well most the songs you like have it in the title.

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

I exhausted my lifetimes supply of the word on Johnny Storm.

Anyhow yes I like Waddymelon and Fried Chicken, KFC is shit though.

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

I can finish a 15 lbs. one in a week by myself

They have next to zero calories as well.