Does anyone like The Prowler?

[Dove]

I couldn't do horror.... after watching KISS perform on late night television in the 70's and the repeat alien abductions, I had no stomach or nerve for more horrors.

My grandma was horrified by Alice Cooper specifically and she was convinced Tina Turner was a witch lol

 

[Dove]

I once snuck out of bed to watch a Dracula movie in the living room. I had to keep the volume low so I was already sitting on the front edge of the sofa watching the movie.

My brother's bedroom was on the other side of the wall behind me so when he rolled over in his sleep and kicked the wall on his side I nearly jumped out of my skin and landed halfway across the living room. I went to his room, punched him on the shoulder a couple times, and cursed at him before going back to finish watching the movie.

My grandma tried to cancel HBO for 3 years and it just never went off LOL.

So that's how I was able to do it. I used to watch The Hitchhiker lol

 

[Holliday 3000]

Back in the 80s and first quarter of the 90s, I had to sneak to watch movies. My grandma was Pentecostal and strict. I even attended a private, Pentecostal school.

I got caught with a Weird Al cassette tape.....WEIRD AL, and was disciplined for having "worldly music". They literally called my grandma over it. The pastor listened to "Eat it" and called it "filth".

So that should tell you a lot about my childhood lol. I had a front row seat to the satanic panic.

I still enjoyed all the same songs and videos and movies...I just had to enjoy them secretly lol. Id sneak and watch all the bad devil stuff after grandma went to sleep.

I snuck into the living room when I was about ....7 or 8....and watched Return of the Living Dead. Fucked me right up. And i had to hide my trauma so I didnt get switched and prayed over.

It did eventually make me a horror fan.

Weird Al was a staple on Doctor Demento when I was in SoCal (Venice and Santa Monica - mid 70s). Wonderful times.
.Remember - tubi has The Toxic Avenger for free. Treat yourself to some real 80s magic, and a view of lower manhattan from the landfills of New Jersey.

 

[Holliday 3000]

@Garraty_47
I'm gonna give you a hard time when I feel like it, but you're and okay guy....unlike that Prowler who takes himself all to seriously.
I say this because we're just here to have a good time. Maybe you can give that other guy lessons.
PS: the roadkill is only good for 6 days.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

If I was single and had money, I'd take you out for Lobster.
If I had money I'd take Flynn, Dove and The Cuntess out for dinner.

I'd also take Flynn and Cuntess to dinner.


And pay the kitchen staff to lace their meals with cyanide.

 

[The Cuntess]

I miss my grandma sooo much. My dad was there too, but Grandma tried to raise me more than he did, not his fault. She taught me everything but gaming and reading comics. Trying to sum everything up in a neat little paragraph will never happen.
Anyway, grandma is the reason I did ok as a mom and even better as a Mimi.
I honestly don't know how my dad got with my..... "mother".
I share too much, probably.

My grandma was my everything. I guarantee u that if she had lived longer, I’d be a Harvard grad lawyer with no kids

 

[The Prowler]

unlike that Prowler who takes himself all to seriously.

"too"

 

[Seamajor]

My grandma was my everything. I guarantee u that if she had lived longer, I’d be a Harvard grad lawyer with no kids

Abuelas are like that.One of the things l liked most about living in Central America.

 

[Flynn]

My grandma was horrified by Alice Cooper specifically and she was convinced Tina Turner was a witch lol

Speaking of witches.

Have you heard what Nicole Kidman's daughter is said about her? That she kept her under the floorboards at home and that she is a real witch.

 

[Aryan Victory]

I'd also take Flynn and Cuntess to dinner.


And pay the kitchen staff to lace their meals with cyanide.

That would raise a few eyebrows, considering the staff at your local KFC are used to seeing you on "dates" with Nigerian toyboys.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

That would raise a few eyebrows, considering the staff at your local KFC are used to seeing you on "dates" with Nigerian toyboys.

Oh, personal experience.

 

[Aryan Victory]

No yUo!!!!

Fucking boomers...

 

[Dove]

Speaking of witches.

Have you heard what Nicole Kidman's daughter is said about her? That she kept her under the floorboards at home and that she is a real witch.

Jesus no!

Eeewwww I hate Hollywood. Full of fucking creeps

 

[Frood]

Jesus no!

Eeewwww I hate Hollywood. Full of fucking creeps

I hope Putin rescues the world from California.....

 

[Aryan Victory]

Eeewwww I hate Hollywood. Full of fucking kikes

FTFY.

 

[Seamajor]

I hope Putin rescues the world from California.....

With what? Good looks?

 

[Joe]

@Garraty_47
I'm gonna give you a hard time when I feel like it, but you're and okay guy....unlike that Prowler who takes himself all too seriously.

....and he can't take a joke or accept constructive criticism either.

@The Prowler is essentially a Big Fish in a small pond who often tries to impress others with his grandiosity.

 

[Fredricka]

With what? Good looks?

You have a thing for putin as well as frood? You have a thing for skin heads don't you

 

[Cookie Monster]

You have a thing for putin as well as frood? You have a thing for skin heads don't you

You watched kiss in the 70s? You must be older than me then.

 

[Fredricka]

You watched kiss in the 70s? You must be older than me then.

I have no idea how kiss comes into this. I was probably watching playschool in the 70s

 

[Holliday 3000]

I have no idea how kiss comes into this.

I got yer kiss right here.

 

[Seamajor]

You have a thing for putin as well as frood? You have a thing for skin heads don't you

Putin, skin heads and DD? What an ignorant post. Here’s a better question. Exactly how fat are you? Obese size?

 

[Holliday 3000]

Putin, skin heads and DD? What an ignorant post. Here’s a better question. Exactly how fat are you? Obese size?

She's slim and quite fetching. Trust me on this.

 

[Fredricka]

Putin, skin heads and DD? What an ignorant post. Here’s a better question. Exactly how fat are you? Obese size?

How is it ignorant? Explain yourself

 

[Seamajor]

She's slim and quite fetching. Trust me on this.

Proof speaks loudly

 

[Seamajor]

How is it ignorant? Explain yourself

Think hard

 

[Holliday 3000]

Proof speaks loudly

I have all the proof I'll ever need.

 

[Fredricka]

Think hard

You cant explain yourself

 

[Fredricka]

Proof speaks loudly

You should listen to your friend

 

[Frood]

You have a thing for putin as well as frood? You have a thing for skin heads don't you

I prefer to be called closely shorn, tyvfm!