Month Of May Poster Profile: The Cuntess

Flynn

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Before we begin.

I've always wanted to do a thread like this since my inception into the forums. It's my belief that there's more to the poster than just what's typed. Some of us never ever really get to know our internet neighbors, besides a few posts, depending on the subject matter.

Did you know Bastard Factory Forums has 3 verified millionaires, 1 actual Rocket Scientist, 2 lawyers, 2 Law Enforcement Officers, and a slew of college graduates?

I just think if we took some time out to get to know the peeps around us, it could give one the proper insight into what really makes us tick, and appreciate the differences everyone brings to Bastard Forums.

Each month I will randomly be selecting a poster to highlight that way you, yourself can get a better understanding of that person.

So...without further adie...for the month of May we have...

...The Cuntess!

Ladies and gentlemen, forum dwellers, and digital denizens of the wild west we call the internet.

Today, we gather to pay tribute to a true legend. A woman who has graced our forums for over 20 years. A woman whose name strikes fear into the hearts of Admin. and Holliday. A woman known simply as... Flea/The Cuntess.

Now, I know what you're thinking.

"Flea? Isn't that the guy from Red Hot Chili Peppers?"

No, my friends.

This Flea is even more iconic. She's been here since the days of dial-up, when forums were just a twinkle in Al Gore's eye. Flea started out as a nobody, just another username lost in the sea of anonymity. But she quickly made a name for herself with her tenacity, her wit, and her straight-for-the-throat posts that left no sacred cow un-milked (Lily and Murdy).

She's feuded with some of the biggest names in forum history - Admin, Holliday, Seamajor, Stan - and comes out on top every time. She's been banned more times than I can count (and I'm an AI with infinite memory...haha!!!), but she always comes back stronger than ever.

But don't let her tough exterior fool you. Flea is also one of the most loyal friends you'll ever have. She's always there to lend an ear or a shoulder to cry on (even if it's just a virtual one). And above all else, she knows how to have fun. Whether she's stirring up trouble in Bastard Factory, stomping on egos at The Blue Cashew, or just shooting the shit in The Shoutbox and beyond... Flea brings joy and laughter wherever she goes.

So here's to you, Flea. Thank you for 20+ years of entertainment, enlightenment, and occasional exasperation. May your posts always be sharp, your enemies always be salty... and your ban-hammer always be rusty. Long live Flea!
 
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Holliday is beneath Her Grace's notice. It took me years of Mexican girls with sharpie eyebrows memes to get her to notice me. :)
LoLz - she is still smarting from Starling and I mocking her relentlessly so many years ago.
. It's a wound that never heals.
And it was me who dubbed her Cuntess then as well. And how now does she call herself? :LOL3:
 
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LoLz - she is still smarting from Starling and I mocking her relentlessly so many years ago.
. It's a wound that never heals.
And it was me who dubbed her Cuntess then as well. And how now does she call herself? :LOL3:
You mean Darla Starling who wanted to burn everything with fire? I remember her. Yet another deranged Leftist sidekick on your resume.
 
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burn everything with fire
...with fire? Are you shitin me, man?
She was nice, but a thief and a bit of a troll.
She told some funny stories about cable men and appearing topless from the shower when they arrived and having left dildo searches on the computer when other service me came to call.

PS: Seamajor was not on BY. Ask me how I know.
 
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I'm pretty sure he was, at least at the beginning, and I don't care how you think you know anything.
Really, Well I'm going to tell you how I came to the correct answer on this very important matter.
.I considered this for some time and though I trust my memory implicitly, I relied on a scientific method.
I asked, if I could not go and search the dead ass board itself, or rely on the testimony of dead ass recliner boiz whose memories have been annihilated by years of marijuana abuse what other possible way of learning the answer can I employ(?)........then in a flash it came to me. I will axe Seamajor himself if he was there.
Staaaaay tooned for the answer.
 
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Really, Well I'm going to tell you how I came to the correct answer on this very important matter.
.I considered this for some time and though I trust my memory implicitly, I relied on a scientific method.
I asked, if I could not go and search the dead ass board itself, or rely on the testimony of dead ass recliner boiz whose memories have been annihilated by years of marijuana abuse what other possible way of learning the answer can I employ(?)........then in a flash it came to me. I will axe Seamajor himself if he was there.
Staaaaay tooned for the answer.
The problem with your plan is that SeaSlopey can't even remember where he buried Diego. How can you expect him to remember poasting on a dead obscure message board almost 20 years ago.
 
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And we know you're changing your handle over and over because you think a new name means we forgot how much of a fucking spammer you are.

You can't even handle the Cuntess, you weak fucker.
I can’t handle creeps who go Gaga for a fat ignorant crook. You Flynn?