Whiny BASTARD of the MONTH - [August 2025]

[Fredricka]

Enough of your sad faces holiday, you're bringing me down man

 

[Blandscape]

You were trying to seduce him before, what changed? Has lily been pming you? You dont need to answer this, i know she has

What the fuck are you on about. Lily does not need me to form her opinions, and vice versa. Maybe there be a parable that Jack could benefit from herein.

 

[Fredricka]

@Jack remember when blandscape tried to chat you up and get you into bed?

 

[Fredricka]

What the fuck are you on about. Lily does not need me to form her opinions, and vice versa. Maybe there be a parable that Jack could benefit from herein.

You don't need to pretend, we all KNOW

 

[Blandscape]

@Jack remember when blandscape tried to chat you up and get you into bed?

The best night of his life…and his wife agreed.

 

[Blandscape]

Stop meatshielding and projecting your own insecurity Fred, there is more to life than giving a fuck what Jack pretends he pretends to agree with.

 

[Fredricka]

Stop meatshielding and projecting your own insecurity Fred, there is more to life than giving a fuck what Jack pretends he pretends to agree with.

You seem krankie tonight, is it because you were rejackted?

 

[Blandscape]

You seem krankie tonight, is it because you were rejackted?

Do you actually feel like the whole gay thing is working for you.

You should try redacting every thought you think is witty, and recall just how talented you never prove to be. I feel this would be an excellent starting point for you.

 

[Fredricka]

Do you actually feel like the whole gay thing is working for you.

You should try redacting every thought you think is witty, and recall just how talented you never prove to be. I feel this would be an excellent starting point for you.

The krankie line pissed you off even more didn't it, not sorry

 

[Blandscape]

Yeah, that’s right, watching you try to emulate a mastery of the written word is like watching Jack decide what colour of socks he is going to wear to his orthodontist appointment.

Interesting…because it’s not that interesting.

 

[Fredricka]

Are jacks socks more interesting than a blandscape post? They could very well be

 

[Fredricka]

Admin is now marking my work like an over zealous teacher, jog on adders

 

[Fredricka]

What is it you think I spelt wrong @Admin. ?

 

[Admin.]

I guess I must have rustled Miss Jackie’s Jimmies

 

[Admin.]

What is it you think I spelt wrong @Admin. ?

Stifle woman, the games on!

 

[Fredricka]

Stifle woman, the games on!

You can't answer because you know there was no spelling error. What game?

 

[The Cuntess]

Not Anglo white, deport her to whogivesafuckistan. Obviously an illegal promoting woke cultural value systems that represent a clear and present threat to the US of Eh.

She can write her disgusting songs of pique filled bigotry on the flight out of your new utopia.

Stfu monkey face

 

[The Cuntess]

You were trying to seduce him before, what changed? Has lily been pming you? You dont need to answer this, i know she has

Yes. She claims to know him better than those of us who have been posting with his stupid ass for over 10 years

 

[Admin.]

Yes. She claims to know him better than those of us who have been posting with his stupid ass for over 10 years

Yuo mad bro?

 

[Lily]

Yes. She claims to know him better than those of us who have been posting with his stupid ass for over 10 years

I do. And it's no business of yours how I do.

 

[The Cuntess]

I do. And it's no business of yours how I do.

I thought “knowing” people on here means not having no real life friends?


You “know”him via pm on a troll board. You go girl

 

[Lily]

I thought “knowing” people on here means not having no real life friends?


You “know”him via pm on a troll board. You go girl

Not taking the bait, yours stinks.

 

[The Cuntess]

Not taking the bait, yours stinks.

You’re a fucking hypocrite. Thanks for proving my point

 

[Fredricka]

Yes. She claims to know him better than those of us who have been posting with his stupid ass for over 10 years

They suit each other, they can be boring together

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You’re a fucking hypocrite. Thanks for proving my point

Lily's had a crush on Blandy ever since she listened to one of his stupid Vacaroos. She claims to be able to understand them, but for everyone else it sounds like a haggard drunk gargling at the wall.

 

[The Cuntess]

Lily's had a crush on Blandy ever since she listened to one of his stupid Vacaroos. She claims to be able to understand them, but for everyone else it sounds like a haggard drunk gargling at the wall.

She has no real life friends so yeah

 

[Lily]

You’re a fucking hypocrite. Thanks for proving my point

Yeah, the one on top of your head.

 

[The Cuntess]

Yeah, the one on top of your head.

That was lame. Try again, loner

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

That was lame. Try again, loner

Not as lame as starting trophy threads.

 

[Lily]

That was lame. Try again, loner

I'm a loner?

When was the last time you went with a friend on a day off?
I can tell you right now the last time I did.