Whiny BASTARD of the MONTH - [August 2025]

[Lily]

Lily's had a crush on Blandy ever since she listened to one of his stupid Vacaroos. She claims to be able to understand them, but for everyone else it sounds like a haggard drunk gargling at the wall.

You sound like you stopped growing emotionally in middle school.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You sound like you stopped growing emotionally in middle school.

Maybe a little before. 6th grade was hard on me. The girls started growing tits.

 

[The Cuntess]

I'm a loner?

When was the last time you went with a friend on a day off?
I can tell you right now the last time I did.

Your last pm with Bland? LMAO

you have no real life friends

 

[Lily]

Maybe a little before. 6th grade was hard on me. The girls started growing tits.

Sounds about right.

 

[Admin.]

@Fredricka

 

[Lily]

Your last pm with Bland? LMAO

you have no real life friends

It was Monday. Of course I have real life friends, don't be ridiculous.

You're projecting. I bet you are only allowed out with relatives.

 

[Fredricka]

@Fredricka

Ok. Now, about that spelling? Do we have another spelt gate on our hands? Snicker

 

[Admin.]

Ok. Now, about that spelling? Do we have another spelt gate on our hands? Snicker

English, do you speak it?

 

[Fredricka]

English, do you speak it?

Which part of my post isn't English?

 

[Admin.]

Which part of my post isn't English?

The part you posted.

 

[Jack]

It's almost time for September's Whiny Bastard of the Month anyway.

The polling for this ends Tuesday.

I guess I must have rustled Miss Jackie’s Jimmies

u gunna be ok bwahman?

 

[Fredricka]

The part you posted.

You're not very good tonight are you

 

[Admin.]

You're not very good tonight are you

Au contraire I’m very good tonight.

 

[Fredricka]

Au contraire I’m very good tonight.

You're not, you're seeing spelling errors where there are none and thinking English isn't being typed when it is. You are also not making sense

 

[Admin.]

You're not, you're seeing spelling errors where there are none and thinking English isn't being typed when it is. You are also not making sense

Oh really?

 

[Fredricka]

Oh really?

Yep

 

[The Cuntess]

It was Monday. Of course I have real life friends, don't be ridiculous.

You're projecting. I bet you are only allowed out with relatives.

Liar. You can’t have real life friends if you’re friends with Bland on here.


Your words, Big Bertha

 

[Admin.]

Liar. You can’t have real life friends if you’re friends with Bland on here.


Your words, Big Bertha

So are you going to post a titty pic, or what?

 

[The Cuntess]

So are you going to post a titty pic, or what?

No. Fuck off

 

[Admin.]

No. Fuck off

Really?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

No. Fuck off

Well, at least you live up to your handle.

 

[Lily]

Liar. You can’t have real life friends if you’re friends with Bland on here.


Your words, Big Bertha

What?

Make it make sense.

 

[The Cuntess]

What?

Make it make sense.

You said many times that having friends on here means not having real life friends. You spew that nonsense daily here.


So that means you have no real life friends. You’re a loner

 

[Lily]

You said many times that having friends on here means not having real life friends. You spew that nonsense daily here.


So that means you have no real life friends. You’re a loner

No, I didn't. I said YOU don't have real life friends.

You aren't allowed to go out with anyone but relatives. When you know, you know.

 

[The Cuntess]

No, I didn't. I said YOU don't have real life friends.

You aren't allowed to go out with anyone but relatives. When you know, you know.

I’m not? That’s funny


I was with some of my childhood friends earlier today. I even have pics. We’re pretty so we take pics. How bout you?

 

[Lily]

I’m not? That’s funny


I was with some of my childhood friends earlier today. I even have pics. We’re pretty so we take pics. How bout you?

Were your husbands there too?

 

[The Cuntess]

Were your husbands there too?

Why? You gonna go after them like you do Blandscape?

 

[Lily]

Why? You gonna go after them like you do Blandscape?

Totally logical.

You're a mental giant, no really, you are...

 

[Admin.]

and now an example of some white mens prospering from the labor of darkies.