Has alticus admitted he got the sack yet?

[Frood]

Fred's never been mean to me that I can recall, but maybe it was like getting mauled by a golden retriever puppy and I mistook aggression for enthusiastic fluffy cuteness?

Fred is quite nice and amiable as gypsies or half bred gypsies go... but she does have her old family biological moments.

That's when I clutch my wallet in two hands and refuse to get undressed for her....

 

[Seamajor]

You're ruining my buzz, brah....

Don't you have a 13th or 14th poisonous mRNA jab to direct into your Tales of the Crypt arms or hands?

Will you haunt me, DD, Frank, all of our kids, should you die immediately? Will I have to fuck a cored out pineapple in an effigy to your departed candyvan spirit so you'll leave us living alone?

Keep trying DD. Any luck paying off your IRS bill? No candy van or 50 cigarettes a day for me loser

 

[Cookie Monster]

Fred's never been mean to me that I can recall, but maybe it was like getting mauled by a golden retriever puppy and I mistook aggression for enthusiastic fluffy cuteness?

Thats about it, harmless but a bit spammy.

 

[Frood]

Thats about it, harmless but a bit spammy.

So like a Seaboobs except she's got no or little mRNA poison proteins floating through her skull?

(And nobody catfished her 15+ years ago....)

 

[Cookie Monster]

So like a Seaboobs except she's got no or little mRNA poison proteins floating through her skull?

(And nobody catfished her 15+ years ago....)

I'm sure she will love the comparison, we should compare her to jack for double lulz. Both high pitched, perma online.

 

[Aryan Victory]

@jack will still be online and posting in the SB after he's croaked...

 

[Fredricka]

You're not nice to anyone, you narcissistic cunt.

I dont know how you can miss my generous and caring nature, you should read my posts more carefully

 

[The Associate]

I dont know how you can miss my generous and caring nature, you should read my posts more carefully

 

[Fredricka]

I see your hand and mouth moving but you have nothing to say, someone should donate some lines to you

 

[Garraty_47]

I see your hand and mouth moving but you have nothing to say, someone should donate some lines to you

A line of anthrax, a line of strychnine, a line of uranium-235...

 

[Frood]

A line of anthrax, a line of strychnine, a line of uranium-235...

Or a line at an American inner city fried chicken chain...

If he makes it to the counter relatively unscathed, there's always the ingredients in the food to finish the job down the road....

 

[Garraty_47]

Or a line at an American inner city fried chicken chain...

Not reliable.
Send him to a Waffle House at 2:00am...

 

[Frood]

Not reliable.
Send him to a Waffle House at 2:00am...

We want to watch him walk across hot coals barefoot.... NOT get chucked into the mouth of a volcano!

 

[The Associate]

We want to watch him walk across hot coals barefoot.... NOT get chucked into the mouth of a volcano!

I'll do asbestos I can.

 

[Frood]

I'll do asbestos I can.

 

[Garraty_47]

I'll do asbestos I can.

That is easily the most atrocious pun I've seen this week.

I LOVE IT!