Is This Character's Bosom Big Enough Or Should I Go Smaller?

[Frood]

Fred has Mulletnoia.

An irrational fear of short on the top and long at the back haircuts, and her gynecological checkups.

 

[Alticus]

OMG/WTF

You were the fuzz G?

 

[Garraty_47]

You were the fuzz G?

Barely.
I did go through the academy and was a sworn officer but I only ever worked at a community college. I spent way more time breaking into cars after someone locked their keys in than I did bothering the kids for being little idiots.

 

[Fredricka]

Fred has Mulletnoia.

An irrational fear of short on the top and long at the back haircuts, and her gynecological checkups.

I'm pretty sure speculums strike the fear of God into every woman

 

[Holliday 3000]

I'm pretty sure speculums strike the fear of God into every woman

I'll take care of your exams from here on out, Reeka.
. You'll be in good hands.

 

[X]

You were the fuzz G?

His favourite part of the job was the frisk, coined the term ‘mid groin shuffle’

 

[X]

I'll take care of your exams from here on out, Reeka.
. You'll be in good hands.

You’ll show your poosy to just about anyone huh ? Ha ha ha ha

 

[Fredricka]

You’ll show your poosy to just about anyone huh ? Ha ha ha ha

Well jell ^^^ no x, neither of us want you, get over us

 

[X]

He

Well jell ^^^ no x, neither of us want you, get over us

He just literally said he’s gonna take your poosy exams for you

 

[Fredricka]

He

He just literally said he’s gonna take your poosy exams for you

Look, I've asked him to be nice to you, but that could all change very soon and you'll be sorry when he doles out the punishments, x

 

[Fredricka]

Did everyone see x stutter in fear then?

 

[Fredricka]

I see jacks been glued to this thread for 30 mins, I bet he's having an old man wank over the guy with the mullet and boobs, the sicko

 

[The Associate]

Why does that dude even have boobs?

Every mammal is a dude, to a cock-chaser such as y'self. Amirite?

 

[X]

Hey

Every mammal is a dude, to a cock-chaser such as y'self. Amirite?

Oi!!! Ass-ate, straighten your faggot hat

 

[The Associate]

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I don't mean make the ones she has bigger. I mean increase the number of them. One right on top of her head. One in the middle of her back. A couple that just appear on random surfaces in her vicinity.

 

[Seamajor]

That are his pronouns?

Sad you gave all your bras away.

 

[Alticus]

Add more.

I don't mean make the ones she has bigger. I mean increase the number of them. One right on top of her head. One in the middle of her back. A couple that just appear on random surfaces in her vicinity.

Good to see you. You don't seem to be around as much as you used to be.

 

[Blandscape]

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After attempting to read some of your content, the whole site is left wondering why we so easily dismissed Garraty's fractals so many forgotten moons ago, or why we never leant more as a community into Poppy's dog taking a shit giffs?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

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She is proportioned terribly. She should have a little more thighs and ass. Just a little more pudge to the belly area too. Or slim her arms down.

 

[Admin.]

Leather and lace? Thats a fucking gay bar for leather men and Jacks, oops i meant trannies.

Is there where you hooked up with Faerie Anne?

 

[Admin.]

A 'mullet' is a general descriptive that covers a lot of ground in hair lengths and styles.
There isn't one single "mullet" that is the same on every person no matter what.

Even if it were, unilaterally declaring mullets 'bad' as if your opinion is a universal truth is ...sorry but there's no other way to put this and still ensure you understand... fucking stoopid.

We get it.
You have a mullet phobia.
Noted, logged, filed, and archived.

So. Fucking. What.

in my former line of work Mullet is a pronoun for especially gullible and easy to "manipulate" consumers.

 

[Admin.]

Plus the dog that bit me looked like it had a mullet

Is the dog going to be ok?

 

[Admin.]

She is proportioned terribly. She should have a little more thighs and ass. Just a little more pudge to the belly area too. Or slim her arms down.

Well Faerie Anne's a dude, so...

 

[Frood]

She is proportioned terribly. She should have a little more thighs and ass. Just a little more pudge to the belly area too. Or slim her arms down.

It's a dude, dude!

 

[Fredricka]

Is the dog going to be ok?

That joke was done long ago. 0/10 for originality. Disappointing

 

[Cookie Monster]

Is there where you hooked up with Faerie Anne?

Did you watch the NY hotdog eating contest on the 4th? Did you offer any pro-tips for consuming snausage?

Heh, 60 in 10 minutes? I bet you thought they were amateurs.

 

[Cookie Monster]

That joke was done long ago. 0/10 for originality. Disappointing

TBH I'm surprised only one dog bit you. They say dogs are a good judge of Character so I reckon there must be regular packs of 30 chasing you down the road as you stagger away drunkenly.

 

[Fredricka]

TBH I'm surprised only one dog bit you. They say dogs are a good judge of Character so I reckon there must be regular packs of 30 chasing you down the road as you stagger away drunkenly.

The little fucker didn't have time to know my character, he didnt even try and get to know me, he just decided he didn't like the look of me. Prejudice is what it is, probably racist. Karma will get him

 

[Cookie Monster]

The little fucker didn't have time to know my character, he didnt even try and get to know me, he just decided he didn't like the look of me. Prejudice is what it is, probably racist. Karma will get him

Woof Woof!

 

[Fredricka]

Looks like speculums strike fear into crookie too
Speculate him