Is This Character's Bosom Big Enough Or Should I Go Smaller?

A 'mullet' is a general descriptive that covers a lot of ground in hair lengths and styles.
There isn't one single "mullet" that is the same on every person no matter what.

Even if it were, unilaterally declaring mullets 'bad' as if your opinion is a universal truth is ...sorry but there's no other way to put this and still ensure you understand... fucking stoopid.

We get it.
You have a mullet phobia.
Noted, logged, filed, and archived.

So. Fucking. What.
It's you that wants to keep defending the mullet, what is it with you and mullets huh? I'm interested
 
I think cuz so many guys in this forum like & post pics photos of pretty well endowed women I think I'm a gonna post drawings of my own heavenly creations @Alticus

Actually I don't need Photoshop or AI ta create them, eh?

They jes come from my imagination. But I have the ability to draw them & in the compromising positions. I might even be able to make a buck off of 'em.

Sex sells...y'know.
Sex does sell. You're right there Joe.
 
It's you that wants to keep defending the mullet, what is it with you and mullets huh? I'm interested

I'm ambivalent to and about mullets.
What I will not abide is fuzzy logic and erroneous declarative statements.

In this case that just happens to specifically involve mullets because Fred won't shut the fuck up about them despite the original topic being the nebulous "1980s hairstyles". Fred pretty much immediately fixated on mullets and can't let them go.

Maybe we should show her a doll and ask her to point out where the mullets hurt her?
 
I'm ambivalent to and about mullets.
What I will not abide is fuzzy logic and erroneous declarative statements.

In this case that just happens to specifically involve mullets because Fred won't shut the fuck up about them despite the original topic being the nebulous "1980s hairstyles". Fred pretty much immediately fixated on mullets and can't let them go.

Maybe we should show her a doll and ask her to point out where the mullets hurt her?
It was my eyes, you terrible mullet apologist. Have you booked your mullet cut appointment yet? You might as well cut it yourself, it's going to be bad anyway, mullet man
 
Sex does sell. You're right there Joe.
I don't know why men are shot down these days merely for being attracted to beautiful women @Alticus

It wasnt that way back in the 1960s 70s or 80s. Even the 90s.

But our society has become so dystopian that gay is the new straight. Vancouver has become such a gay man's city that seems they now outnumber straight men.

Men get ostracized now fer just bein men.
 
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I'm ambivalent to and about mullets.
What I will not abide is fuzzy logic and erroneous declarative statements.

In this case that just happens to specifically involve mullets because Fred won't shut the fuck up about them despite the original topic being the nebulous "1980s hairstyles". Fred pretty much immediately fixated on mullets and can't let them go.

Maybe we should show her a doll and ask her to point out where the mullets hurt her?
Plus the dog that bit me looked like it had a mullet
 
Plus the dog that bit me looked like it had a mullet

Is the mullet in the room with you now?
Does it lie in wait under your bed at night hoping you'll dangle an arm or leg it can latch onto?

If Fred took a Rorschach test I'm pretty sure every image would prompt an:
"EEK! A MULLET! Getitawaygetitawaygetitaway!"

We have definitely identified at least one of Fred's weaknesses here.

Mission accomplished, innit.