Dedicate a song to a fellow bastard

[Dove]

Dove is hot... and pint sized. There's some beer resting on head table space there.... I can see why any red blooded male, even a lefty, would get all hot and bothered over her.

I like to keep men in a constant state of anxiety.

They find it irresistible. Ain't no bond like a trauma bond.

 

[Dove]

You can...we can't.
. Your efforts are truly admirable though.
Of course I understood what you meant by lefty even though it is an unfit description.

I know i could have you. You know I could have you. Other men know....I could have you.

Its okay, seriously. Its understandable. Its NORMAL even.

Im charming as fuck!

Youd probably have a heart attack before I get my hands on you, though. Arent you like...80? Weren't you scream at Vietnam vets and singing Beatles songs when you were my age?

I had a much older gentleman in the grocery store next to the meat look at me and say "I gotta tell you, Ms. If I were younger you are exactly the kind of trouble id get into" and i said "Well. How rich are you?" And he laughed pretty hard and then we talked about his grandchildren and great children.

So even super old guys dig me.

 

[Dove]

You should watch that movie I mentioned...

Seems fitting right about now....

That was the year I graduated high school lol.

Jesus can you believe how long ago that was?!

 

[Dove]

. Oh wait - is that American Pie the one with the Russian girl who goes topless in that one scene and masturbates and then the guy comes in and blows off in 2 ticks while the monkey shields it's eyes in sympathetic embarassment?...yeah I seen that one.
. That actress was in 13 Ghosts which was a pretty good one too.

Its the movie where Jennifer Coolidge coined the term "Milf"

"Aged 18 years. The way i like it" lmao

 

[Fredricka]

I saw American pie, it obviously didnt stand out as a great film as it was quite unmemorable, I wouldn't rewatch it

 

[Cookie Monster]

That's the one, his mo

Projection.

 

[jack]

I looked it up - a reference to American Pie again.
. I have GOT to see that movie !!!

 

[Fredricka]

It's probably too low brow for you holliday, don't waste your money, or time

 

[Fredricka]

Projection.

That's just a better word for NO U!

 

[Frood]

I saw American pie, it obviously didnt stand out as a great film as it was quite unmemorable, I wouldn't rewatch it

It's more a commentary on Mich Life. We're a little bit of every character in the film at one point or another.

 

[Cookie Monster]

That's just a better word for NO U!

No it isn't dimwit.

 

[Fredricka]

No it isn't dimwit.

How is it not, cookie jackster

 

[Garraty_47]

X:

 

[jack]

Fred

 

[Holliday 3000]

Arent you like...80?

LoLz, no. You think I'm a Jack dual?

So even super old guys dig me.

No doubt some do, just not this one. You could always try harder. LoLz

...oh and just a reminder, it's okay that you didn't want to answer the question asked, I was only suggesting that you not answer it in a single short post rather than clog up a thread for pages not answering it, Ms Tradwife.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Its the movie where Jennifer Coolidge coined the term "Milf"

"Aged 18 years. The way i like it" lmao

Yes, I remember that scene also, and then the son blunders in and he's like MAaaaahM and runs out. Funny stuff.

 

[Holliday 3000]

It's probably too low brow for you holliday, don't waste your money, or time

Oh, I'll enjoy a movie of the sort occasionally. I can take in a teen slasher movie for fun now and again.

 

[Fredricka]

Oh, I'll enjoy a movie of the sort occasionally. I can take in a teen slasher movie for fun now and again.

If you put any of that on when I'm round, I'll just go on my phone

 

[Aryan Victory]

I like to keep men in a constant state of anxiety.

They find it irresistible. Ain't no bond like a trauma bond.

Well, you certainly did a number on Mutantini, no doubt about that. Heck, the trauma you caused may have inadvertently made his twin brother turn gay and troon out!

 

[Seamajor]

Do your beliefs have your hand in my pocket or yours?

If you can't or won't answer that basic question, the description stands.

A quien le importa DD?

 

[Dove]

Well, you certainly did a number on Mutantini, no doubt about that. Heck, the trauma you caused may have inadvertently made his twin brother turn gay and troon out!

Bahahaha shhhhhhhh.....dont flare it up lol

 

[Holliday 3000]

....and threw it all, Duhv has maintained her silence on the subject of the one question she was asked.
She must have been one hell of a poll dancer.

 

[Cookie Monster]

@Dove