Dedicate a song to a fellow bastard

[Dove]

Dove is hot... and pint sized. There's some beer resting on head table space there.... I can see why any red blooded male, even a lefty, would get all hot and bothered over her.

I like to keep men in a constant state of anxiety.

They find it irresistible. Ain't no bond like a trauma bond.

 

[Dove]

You can...we can't.
. Your efforts are truly admirable though.
Of course I understood what you meant by lefty even though it is an unfit description.

I know i could have you. You know I could have you. Other men know....I could have you.

Its okay, seriously. Its understandable. Its NORMAL even.

Im charming as fuck!

Youd probably have a heart attack before I get my hands on you, though. Arent you like...80? Weren't you scream at Vietnam vets and singing Beatles songs when you were my age?

I had a much older gentleman in the grocery store next to the meat look at me and say "I gotta tell you, Ms. If I were younger you are exactly the kind of trouble id get into" and i said "Well. How rich are you?" And he laughed pretty hard and then we talked about his grandchildren and great children.

So even super old guys dig me.

 

[Dove]

You should watch that movie I mentioned...

Seems fitting right about now....

That was the year I graduated high school lol.

Jesus can you believe how long ago that was?!

 

[Dove]

. Oh wait - is that American Pie the one with the Russian girl who goes topless in that one scene and masturbates and then the guy comes in and blows off in 2 ticks while the monkey shields it's eyes in sympathetic embarassment?...yeah I seen that one.
. That actress was in 13 Ghosts which was a pretty good one too.

Its the movie where Jennifer Coolidge coined the term "Milf"

"Aged 18 years. The way i like it" lmao