I’m officially 49 today

[Cookie Monster]

LoL. When I see your whatsapp profile, you look old. And you gained some weight.

From a young pretty Aguilera kind of hot woman back in the 90s and 2000s to an old , grandmother like woman

I geTS instant puss while I look like James Bond. You aged like milk. Yuck.

Yea but I doubt she has to roll around on the ground hugging barbie dolls to feel complete, Eh you fucking Mr Garrison like fruitsicle.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Yea but I doubt she has to roll around on the ground hugging barbie dolls to feel complete, Eh you fucking Mr Garrison like fruitsicle.

STOP THAT BARBIE CRAP!!! Never played or watched the movie. ASSCLOWN!!!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Sir, you have a forehead I could ram a 757 into. Just stop

That pic is 15 years old. My skull is formed better now!!! You sad swine!!!!!!!!

 

[The Cuntess]

That pic is 15 years old. My skull is formed better now!!! You sad swine!!!!!!!!

WTF was wrong with your skull? Lmao

 

[Adam]

Happy birthday my favourite female e-friend!!!

 

[Frood]

Rio went from being the "Cidade Maravilhosa" (The Wonderful City) to "Hell de Janeiro"

Yeah, I think so, Joe

Brazil had 20 great years, from 1964 to 1984

Then we had "democracy" and we became what we are today

Much of Australia was similar.... and now our cities are shitholes and our governments are cunts of things.

 

[Adam]

Much of Australia was similar.... and now our cities are shitholes and our governments are cunts of things.

I read an interesting comment on pol the other day about jeets in Aus. Is it true that if they misbehave Aussies have no problem publicly berating them?

This was in comparison to leafs who are so PC that they are terrified of criticising jeets and other imported swarthoids for anything.

 

[Frood]

I read an interesting comment on pol the other day about jeets in Aus. Is it true that if they misbehave Aussies have no problem publicly berating them?

This was in comparison to leafs who are so PC that they are terrified of criticising jeets and other imported swarthoids for anything.

The way the laws have gone of late, you'd run a risk of criminal charges.

 

[Flynn]

You do know you suck cock, right?

 

[ESAD TIA]

Happy birthday @The Cuntess all the best!

 

[The Cuntess]

Happy birthday @The Cuntess all the best!

Thank you

 

[Flynn]

 

[Flynn]

 

[Frood]

You do know you suck cock, right?

So much hobo noodle....

That's admin's MOUTH! A pasta pit....

 

[Flynn]

 

[Flynn]

So much hobo noodle....

That's admin's MOUTH! A pasta pit....

Oodles of noodles for Admin.'s mouth!

Maybe Admin. will get cybernetic mouth and throat augmentation, so he can quantify the amount of dicks he inhales on a daily basis.

 

[Flynn]

 

[Everlast]

Happy Birthday @The Cuntess one of the only real ones left. I'd still wanna boink ya deep and hard but y'know I'm all committed to death with my wife. Oh my daughter is having a 50 percent off her onlyFans for Portuguese hoodies like yourself. Just give me a blow job which isn't cheating and you'll get free access on your day here of her nudes and vids. Any way she wants to see you and Dove fuck badly. I hate porn but a womans gotta do whats right for another woman. Don't be a coward. Make to sure @Admin. and @Seamajor aren't ready to pounce any of kids. Shotgun em in the asshole through the geriatric peen holes. Fuck the head since they ain't got any brains

Enjoy your day.

 

[Master Pu]

When do I qualify for AARP? lol

Happy Birthday babe!
I hope you had an ice cream cake!

 

[The Cuntess]

Happy Birthday babe!
I hope you had an ice cream cake!

You know I did! Xoxo

 

[Frood]

I love it when chicks and their wheelchair bound male fag hags celebrate shit....

 

[Adam]

What the heck is AARP?

 

[Garraty_47]

What the heck is AARP?

Ancient Assembly of Rusty Parts.

Also known as "old people".

 

[Holliday 3000]

What the heck is AARP?

Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!

I took membership on a 5 year deal. When the 5 years was up, I asked myself why I should renew when I hadn't used it even once for anything. It does have some good services though and isn't expensive.

 

[Adam]

I see... I'm too lazy to joogle the acronym, but my spidey senses are telling me the "p" most likely stands for pension.

 

[Holliday 3000]

I see... I'm too lazy to joogle the acronym, but my spidey senses are telling me the "p" most likely stands for pension.

What, are you going Regtardo lazy now?

. American Association of Retired Persons

 

[Adam]

What, are you going Regtardo lazy now?

. American Association of Retired Persons

Well, it was a decent enough guess considering the subject matter....

 

[Holliday 3000]

Well, it was a decent enough guess considering the subject matter....

Maybe there is an Australian Association of Retired Persons for you.

 

[Seamajor]

I see... I'm too lazy to joogle the acronym, but my spidey senses are telling me the "p" most likely stands for pension.

Wrong as per usual