Who Is The Most Friendly Poster?

[UncleDiLF]

Jack and X are real problem bears with bent dicks . Beware

 

[Cookie Monster]

No votes for you, cock sniffer

Thought you were leaving Barbie boy.

 

[Fredricka]

Jack and X are real problem bears with bent dicks . Beware

I know, they both sent me pics, I had to block them and try to forget. Sometimes I get flashbacks when I see cocktail sausages though

 

[UncleDiLF]

@Garraty_47 is selling his turds via eScat. Sure you wanna vote for that shit eate?

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   Rated 5out of 5
   Joos loose (verified owner) May 8, 2026
   OMG, that was a big, chunky piece of shit. Felt like hours to chew through that thing, my jaws aching. It was delicious and super heavy. Did not eat before and felt heavily full after two bites. Always again. Delivery was fast & good as always, too. Even with all wrappings removed I couldn’t smell anything before opening the box.
   
   
   
2. Rated 5out of 5
   X (verified owner) November 4, 2025
   Perfect! After my uber eats shift, I need a chunk.
   
   
   
3. Rated 5out of 5
   HansDiLF (verified owner) October 22, 2025
   Mir hat die Scheisse von Kevin gefallen und es wurde zügig geliefert.
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5. CookieMonster (verified owner) October 20, 2024
   
   I received an absolutely divine turd in my box; so firm, and delicious, the smell intoxicating, I will most certainly be coming back for more.
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   @Flynn
8. yummy
   
   
   
   

 

[Cookie Monster]

Jack and X are real problem bears with bent dicks . Beware

How do you know what their dicks taste like? You go that bit further than sniffing right?

 

[UncleDiLF]

I know, they both sent me pics, I had to block them and try to forget. Sometimes I get flashbacks when I see cocktail sausages though

What? They sent you pics? Thats not cool and has no class

 

[UncleDiLF]

Thought you were leaving Barbie boy.

I am you Shit eater. Just wanted to say last words. Whoreson you. I am a man of my words, unhonorable swine you.

 

[Fredricka]

What? They sent you pics? Thats not cool and has no class

Jack has a grey Afro down there you know, it’s disgusting :(

 

[jack]

Jack has a grey Afro down there you know, it’s disgusting :(

Yes and when I spattered your uvula with my peckersnot you moaned so hard it came out your nose in a stream.

 

[Fredricka]

You’re grossing everyone out jack, and scaring off the ladies, please stop or things will get very serious for you

 

[Alticus]

@Garraty_47 Look at you. Mr. Popularity! How much did you pay them to vote for you? lol

 

[jack]

You’re grossing everyone out jack, and scaring off the ladies, please stop or things will get very serious for you

Threat screenshotted and reported.

 

[Fredricka]

Threat screenshotted and reported.

It’s not a threat, it’s an observation?

 

[jack]

Jack has a grey Afro down there you know, it’s disgusting :(

You’re grossing everyone out Fred, and scaring off everyone, please stop or things will get very serious for you

 

[Fredricka]

You’re grossing everyone out Fred, and scaring off everyone, please stop or things will get very serious for you

You shouldn’t send gross pics then, you’re blocked now anyway, but I fear for the other ladies and gents you send that unholy mess to

 

[jack]

You shouldn’t send gross pics then, you’re blocked now anyway, but I fear for the other ladies and gents you send that unholy mess to

How convenient.

 

[Fredricka]

How convenient.

Not really, me and my phone are scarred for life

 

[Weeg]

Mister weegs vote for UncleDiLF will ya?

Its over DILFY!!!

 

[Weeg]

Thats not the win you think it is wog, it means you are harmless.

WEEG is LOVED by all on BF!!!! MAGA!!!

 

[jack]

Not really, me and my phone are scarred for life

You should keep it out of both those assholes then.

 

[X]

The fact that I’m not in the lead is quite staggering, perhaps I need to stop being very nice because you all don’t appreciate it

 

[Fredricka]

The fact that I’m not in the lead is quite staggering, perhaps I need to stop being very nice because you all don’t appreciate it

Even Jack didn’t vote for you, the ultimate snub. Hahahahahahah

 

[Fredricka]

Ahahahahahahaha

 

[Holliday 3000]

The fact that I’m not in the lead is quite staggering, perhaps I need to stop being very nice because you all don’t appreciate it

I would have voted for you. X.

 

[X]

Even Jack didn’t vote for you, the ultimate snub. Hahahahahahah

It’s invisible you wench, I’m get special voates!

 

[Frood]

It’s invisible you wench, I’m get special voates!

Yes, and children don't run from Seaboobs screaming and crying....

 

[Garraty_47]

Wow. No you're not. @Garraty_47 is.

According to the maroons who voted, anway.

This place desperately needs a default /facePalm reaction emoji.
There are far more deserving Bastards than I in this poll.

Y'all ain't right.

 

[Garraty_47]

I can't figure out how I got 6 votes. Apparently I've been too nice to you shitbags.

I feel that.
Apparently I've been getting far too soft in my dotage.

 

[Garraty_47]

@Garraty_47 Look at you. Mr. Popularity! How much did you pay them to vote for you? lol

I attribute it to the fundamental absurdity of life on this insane asylum of a planet.

No other explanation makes any sense.

 

[Seamajor]

Yes, and children don't run from Seaboobs screaming and crying....

They run from your odor DD. Ask Frank Rotting tilapia, I believe. It comes from you holes