Executive Order #2026_0001 (official)

[Garraty_47]

I hereby resign from my non-existent duties and responsibilities as President of BF and confer them on my possibly vice president, jack.

Finis.

 

[Fredricka]

Was the sheer amount of work too much for you?

 

[Adam]

R.I.P. Bastard Factory. Giving a tiny tard like @jack any kind of power (real or imaginary) can only end in disaster.

 

[Fredricka]

R.I.P. Bastard Factory. Giving a tiny tard like @jack any kind of power (real or imaginary) can only end in disaster.

Let's watch the imaginary power go to his head and laugh at him believing he's really the president

 

[Garraty_47]

Was the sheer amount of work too much for you?

Right right right... the incredible weight of the fuckall to do being piled onto my plate caused it to shatter and disintegrate.

Very observant of you there, Fred.

As usual.

 

[Garraty_47]

R.I.P. Bastard Factory. Giving a tiny tard like @jack any kind of power (real or imaginary) can only end in disaster.

Well that's certainly one possibility.

 

[Fredricka]

Right right right... the incredible weight of the fuckall to do being piled onto my plate caused it to shatter and disintegrate.

Very observant of you there, Fred.

As usual.

I knew all the responsibilities would make you crumble, this is why I should've been elected, I'm sure people are regretting their decision now. Garraty - make believe work is too much for him

 

[Adam]

Garraty - make believe work is too much for him

Bloody commies!!!

 

[Garraty_47]

I knew all the responsibilities would make you crumble, this is why I should've been elected, I'm sure people are regretting their decision now. Garraty - make believe work is too much for him

Stop your whingeing and do something useful like helping jack get settled into his new office.

You work for him now. Enjoy!

 

[Fredricka]

Stop your whingeing and do something useful like helping jack get settled into his new office.

You work for him now. Enjoy!

I'm his boss, get it right

 

[jack]

I'm his mule, get it right

and I beat you like a rented one.

 

[The Associate]

Was the sheer amount of work too much for you?

Silence, copronaut, no one has empowered you to voice your garlic-scented opinions.

 

[jack]

Silence, copronaut, no one has empowered you to voice your garlic-scented opinions.

Dude, blackfoot is here

 

[Holliday 3000]

Was the sheer amount of work too much for you?

He's just that weak. A consumate weakling. A tardling.
.Couldn't even muster a little comedy in the situation,
just abdication...how creative.

 

[Adam]

Looks like Alison is a communist... can't say I'm surprised. The irony is that cross-dressers like him would have been banished to the gulagz by his idol "uncle Joe".

 

[Fredricka]

He's just that weak. A consumate weakling. A tardling.
.Couldn't even muster a little comedy in the situation,
just abdication...how creative.

Hes trying to wriggle out of his imaginary work, well I won't let him and will campaign tirelessly to force him to do his imaginary job

 

[Fredricka]

Silence, copronaut, no one has empowered you to voice your garlic-scented opinions.

Why are all your posts just variants of shut up? You should know after the 100th time it's not going to happen. Shout into the wind some more, twit

 

[The Associate]

Why are all your posts just variants of shut up?

They're not 'for' you, latrine-diver. They're to provide aid and comfort to those who loathe you; or, in short: real humans.

 

[Holliday 3000]

They're not 'for' you, latrine-diver. They're to provide aid and comfort to those who loathe you; or, in short: real humans.

Hey there, starshine.
. The Earth says HELLO !

 

[Seamajor]

I hereby resign from my non-existent duties and responsibilities as President of BF and confer them on my possibly vice president, jack.

Finis.

You took it Nixon

 

[Fredricka]

They're not 'for' you, latrine-diver. They're to provide aid and comfort to those who loathe you; or, in short: real humans.

Why would you want to provide comfort to insecure, inferior people in this way? Those people probably can't be helped anyway, let them go

 

[jack]

They're not 'for' you, latrine-diver. They're to provide aid and comfort to those who loathe you; or, in short: real humans.

Well said.

 

[Fredricka]

Why would you want to provide comfort to insecure, inferior people in this way? Those people probably can't be helped anyway, let them go

Well said

 

[Cookie Monster]

I knew all the responsibilities would make you crumble, this is why I should've been elected, I'm sure people are regretting their decision now. Garraty - make believe work is too much for him

You have been elected. Princess Nasty.

 

[Fredricka]

You have been elected. Princess Nasty.

Queen nasty. Get my title right crookie

 

[jack]

You have been elected. Princess Nasty.

That has a good ring to it. Princess Nasty it is!

 

[Fredricka]

Does jackassbox 10.1 have a good ring too?

 

[jack]

Does jackassbox 10.1 have a good ring too?

Lies, snark and yet another failed no yuo.

You contribute shit to this board.

 

[Fredricka]

Lies, snark and yet another failed no yuo.

You contribute shit to this board.

Are you actually blind? I contribute informative educational threads, keep riff raff like alticus at bay, help the downtrodden and needy like you and Danny and generally keep the place tidy. I do so much jack, and ask for so little

 

[jack]

LOL took you ten minutes to come up with that rather stupid response.

Lies, snark and failed no yuo's is all limp Fred has to offer. You contribute shit to BF.

LOL.