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Can we put Jack on trial? Pretty please!
Reggie Essent
- Thread starter The Cuntess
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Hiya Cuntess! A @jack Trial would be fun as fuck. But what would we charge him with besides Assbaggery and Dumbfuckedness?
Perhaps we should open up the question to the community. Let everyone list here the forum crimes of @jack .
Attorney General Flynn will draw up a list of charges and President Garraty will have to appoint a Judge, after which a Jury will have to be selected, and that might be a problem with the population of morons here, and I don't think anyone would willingly step up to be jack's Defense Attorney. Can you imagine how embarrassing that would be?
Perhaps we should open up the question to the community. Let everyone list here the forum crimes of @jack .
Attorney General Flynn will draw up a list of charges and President Garraty will have to appoint a Judge, after which a Jury will have to be selected, and that might be a problem with the population of morons here, and I don't think anyone would willingly step up to be jack's Defense Attorney. Can you imagine how embarrassing that would be?
Garraty_47
Have Coffee Will Shitpoast
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Could always use one of the tried-n-true catch-alls like "Disorderly Conduct" or "Public Nuisance" that can mean essentially whatever the fuck you want them to mean.
If you'd rather have something more forum specific you might not go wrong with:
"Aggravated Boring The Hell Out Of Us" with repetition and the overuse of tags being the aggravating factors.
I caught him mocking his good friend x earlier today, he tried to explain it away but I know the truth. So, backstabbing and lying, that's just for starters. I'll think of more
Flynn
LionHeart Diva
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Here are the formal charges:
*Slander/Stalking/Sexual Harrassment ala Donald Trump style (Fredricka Vs @jack ) **Charges were dropped in the X case, as X is now @jack 's lawyer
*Treason (Under the 2025 BF Act)
*FCC Violations (Communicating to instill fear)
*Conspiracy (Co-conspirator Alticus--They plan on hacking several member accounts)
*Slander/Stalking/Sexual Harrassment ala Donald Trump style (Fredricka Vs @jack ) **Charges were dropped in the X case, as X is now @jack 's lawyer
*Treason (Under the 2025 BF Act)
*FCC Violations (Communicating to instill fear)
*Conspiracy (Co-conspirator Alticus--They plan on hacking several member accounts)
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Flynn
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Flynn
LionHeart Diva
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I'll just countersue you bitches.
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Excellent! I'll start thinking about getting around to composing an outline for the opening statement.
In the meantime, let's see how many moar @jack transgressions we can pile up.
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What sex are you?
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Well, Fraud, obviously.
. Wasting people's time with bullshit.
Perjury, if he attempts to speak in his own defense - because he'd be lying.
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Come on amigo. What about the useless mocked mod?
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Here's what I've wanted to ask you, amigo.
.You want to disparage fredricka as attention whore, but never a word about Jacklyn and MooCow (Oak) who are far worse.
I'm not trying to take your opinion from you, just asking that you apply it evenly based on non-biased principle.
There are no two bigger attention whores on the internets than those two...unless maybe Flynntard.
Flynn
LionHeart Diva
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On what grounds? You being an easily trolled dipshit?
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In your opinion
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No, that's a fact.
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Now that’s funny. As if facts exist here.
Flynn
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Kinda like you stating that your shadow IS posting a pic of your face?
I just saw a five o'clock shadow on Lotusbud's face, is that you?
Tard.
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Once again you need a reminder.Kinda like you stating that your shadow IS posting a pic of your face?
I just saw a five o'clock shadow on Lotusbud's face, is that you?
Tard.
. No need to sign your posts, Tard.
Garraty_47
Have Coffee Will Shitpoast
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Malicious prosecution.
...and don't try to say there's no malice involved.
I'm nowhere *near* as stoopid as I look.
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Yeah, but you could still be uncommonly stupid on that evidence.
Just kidding there, son.
I couldn't resist...and I'm sorry.
Flynn
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Keep deflecting the fact that YOU NEVER ONCE POSTED A PIC OF YOUR FACE, THEN YOU GOT BUSTED BY @jack of all people.
Keep on hiding the fact that you're just a shit talking twat too afraid to show its face.
Pussy boi.
Flynn
LionHeart Diva
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You cannot counter sue the Attorney General. That's the great thing having the Federal Government behind me.
Are you sure?
Garraty_47
Have Coffee Will Shitpoast
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I had already presumed the second part (except for the "sorry" bit which I don't believe for a moment) so you could have left it off for, ya know, aesthetics. And lulz.
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You know, by now even a complete moron like you should have become aware that you can not shame me into doing anything you have not, and yes, I have used unobstructed pics of myself as AVs, and yes other people have pics which I freely gave.
...but you'll never see them..
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No, really, I'm saying a rosary now in penance.
I think you'll find it's jack on trial, not me. Let's focus on the real criminal round here, ta
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