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Oi...this isn’t a gay_bar!!!

I'm not gay.
We don’t need to see that. This isn’t Cosmopolitan! Lol

No whining. I don't complain about the women posted around the forum.
I post provocative women to troll...are you trolling noob?

I never troll.
 

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We don’t need to see that. This isn’t Cosmopolitan! Lol

No whining. I don't complain about the women posted around the forum.
I post provocative women to troll...are you trolling noob?

I never troll.
Hahahahaaaa...yeah right!
 

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We don’t need to see that. This isn’t Cosmopolitan! Lol

No whining. I don't complain about the women posted around the forum.
I post provocative women to troll...are you trolling noob?

I never troll.
Hahahahaaaa...yeah right!

I'm dead serious.
 

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We don’t need to see that. This isn’t Cosmopolitan! Lol
He is hot though =P
Well...I think I was hotter in my modelling prime. I did TV and commercials. But I had a surfer’s body...still have at 49. I hardly think he’d look as good as me when he grows up!

My preference is tall, dark and handsome. Henry Cavill is way hotter, imo. Blondes can be insipid.

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We don’t need to see that. This isn’t Cosmopolitan! Lol
He is hot though =P
Well...I think I was hotter in my modelling prime. I did TV and commercials. But I had a surfer’s body...still have at 49. I hardly think he’d look as good as me when he grows up!

My preference is tall, dark and handsome. Henry Cavill is way hotter, imo. Blondes can be insipid.

2B44268D00000578-0-image-m-28_1439290015389.jpg
I am nearly tall (a woeful 4” penis length off 6’0”, I am dark, green-eyed and handsome. My body is begot from martial arts and surfing and I shave my anus for anallingus...I trump those nerds! ;)
 

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I plan on making a six thousand dollar purchase today without telling my hub. I do this so he can’t say no LOL

More body work?



Lotus throwing shade lol

Nah, just curious, your grace. I mean, you threw it out there. And I can't help but wonder, what would cost 6k, but would be something you might not want to tell your hub about?


2500.00 and its a Mac desktop. Hub and I came to an agreement. It’ll be my bday present (july). Usually what I’ll do is go buy it before he gets home from work. That way he’ll be too tired to argue lol

The 6 was a typo.
 

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I plan on making a six thousand dollar purchase today without telling my hub. I do this so he can’t say no LOL

More body work?



Lotus throwing shade lol

Nah, just curious, your grace. I mean, you threw it out there. And I can't help but wonder, what would cost 6k, but would be something you might not want to tell your hub about?


2500.00 and its a Mac desktop. Hub and I came to an agreement. It’ll be my bday present (july). Usually what I’ll do is go buy it before he gets home from work. That way he’ll be too tired to argue lol

The 6 was a typo.
Hey amiga...what’s been happening? Have you been behaving?
 

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I plan on making a six thousand dollar purchase today without telling my hub. I do this so he can’t say no LOL

More body work?



Lotus throwing shade lol

Nah, just curious, your grace. I mean, you threw it out there. And I can't help but wonder, what would cost 6k, but would be something you might not want to tell your hub about?


2500.00 and its a Mac desktop. Hub and I came to an agreement. It’ll be my bday present (july). Usually what I’ll do is go buy it before he gets home from work. That way he’ll be too tired to argue lol

The 6 was a typo.

Oh. See? That typo had everyone imagining weird shit. Led us down the wrong path.

Enjoy your new desktop. And happy birthday in advance. :Excited5:
 

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We don’t need to see that. This isn’t Cosmopolitan! Lol
He is hot though =P
Well...I think I was hotter in my modelling prime. I did TV and commercials. But I had a surfer’s body...still have at 49. I hardly think he’d look as good as me when he grows up!

My preference is tall, dark and handsome. Henry Cavill is way hotter, imo. Blondes can be insipid.

2B44268D00000578-0-image-m-28_1439290015389.jpg
One also needs to realise that I’d knock this gym junkie out in a flat second...look at me ffs!

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I plan on making a six thousand dollar purchase today without telling my hub. I do this so he can’t say no LOL

More body work?



Lotus throwing shade lol

Nah, just curious, your grace. I mean, you threw it out there. And I can't help but wonder, what would cost 6k, but would be something you might not want to tell your hub about?


2500.00 and its a Mac desktop. Hub and I came to an agreement. It’ll be my bday present (july). Usually what I’ll do is go buy it before he gets home from work. That way he’ll be too tired to argue lol

The 6 was a typo.

Early happy birthday! Is Cancer your astrological sign?
 

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I plan on making a six thousand dollar purchase today without telling my hub. I do this so he can’t say no LOL

More body work?



Lotus throwing shade lol

Nah, just curious, your grace. I mean, you threw it out there. And I can't help but wonder, what would cost 6k, but would be something you might not want to tell your hub about?


2500.00 and its a Mac desktop. Hub and I came to an agreement. It’ll be my bday present (july). Usually what I’ll do is go buy it before he gets home from work. That way he’ll be too tired to argue lol

The 6 was a typo.

Early happy birthday! Is Cancer your astrological sign?


Yup. Can’t you tell? Lol
 

Breakfall

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I plan on making a six thousand dollar purchase today without telling my hub. I do this so he can’t say no LOL

More body work?



Lotus throwing shade lol

Nah, just curious, your grace. I mean, you threw it out there. And I can't help but wonder, what would cost 6k, but would be something you might not want to tell your hub about?


2500.00 and its a Mac desktop. Hub and I came to an agreement. It’ll be my bday present (july). Usually what I’ll do is go buy it before he gets home from work. That way he’ll be too tired to argue lol

The 6 was a typo.

Early happy birthday! Is Cancer your astrological sign?


Yup. Can’t you tell? Lol
Shut up!
 

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We don’t need to see that. This isn’t Cosmopolitan! Lol
He is hot though =P
Well...I think I was hotter in my modelling prime. I did TV and commercials. But I had a surfer’s body...still have at 49. I hardly think he’d look as good as me when he grows up!

My preference is tall, dark and handsome. Henry Cavill is way hotter, imo. Blondes can be insipid.

2B44268D00000578-0-image-m-28_1439290015389.jpg
I recently gave some burgerbros a troll slap about Superman being a Brit, they begun to seethe lol
 

Lily

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I plan on making a six thousand dollar purchase today without telling my hub. I do this so he can’t say no LOL

More body work?



Lotus throwing shade lol

Nah, just curious, your grace. I mean, you threw it out there. And I can't help but wonder, what would cost 6k, but would be something you might not want to tell your hub about?


2500.00 and its a Mac desktop. Hub and I came to an agreement. It’ll be my bday present (july). Usually what I’ll do is go buy it before he gets home from work. That way he’ll be too tired to argue lol

The 6 was a typo.

Early happy birthday! Is Cancer your astrological sign?


Yup. Can’t you tell? Lol

Yes, I can tell. Cancers are good people. At least in my experience.
 

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We don’t need to see that. This isn’t Cosmopolitan! Lol
He is hot though =P
Well...I think I was hotter in my modelling prime. I did TV and commercials. But I had a surfer’s body...still have at 49. I hardly think he’d look as good as me when he grows up!

My preference is tall, dark and handsome. Henry Cavill is way hotter, imo. Blondes can be insipid.

2B44268D00000578-0-image-m-28_1439290015389.jpg
One also needs to realise that I’d knock this gym junkie out in a flat second...look at me ffs!

cn88ugp.jpg
Why Tunas? lol jk
 

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We don’t need to see that. This isn’t Cosmopolitan! Lol
He is hot though =P
Well...I think I was hotter in my modelling prime. I did TV and commercials. But I had a surfer’s body...still have at 49. I hardly think he’d look as good as me when he grows up!

My preference is tall, dark and handsome. Henry Cavill is way hotter, imo. Blondes can be insipid.

2B44268D00000578-0-image-m-28_1439290015389.jpg
One also needs to realise that I’d knock this gym junkie out in a flat second...look at me ffs!

cn88ugp.jpg
Why Tunas? lol jk
Hahahahaaa...did you or X start that shit?
 

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We don’t need to see that. This isn’t Cosmopolitan! Lol
He is hot though =P
Well...I think I was hotter in my modelling prime. I did TV and commercials. But I had a surfer’s body...still have at 49. I hardly think he’d look as good as me when he grows up!

My preference is tall, dark and handsome. Henry Cavill is way hotter, imo. Blondes can be insipid.

2B44268D00000578-0-image-m-28_1439290015389.jpg
I recently gave some burgerbros a troll slap about Superman being a Brit, they begun to seethe lol


Well, I like Henry, but he can't hold a candle to Christopher Reeves' Superman. I read that Henry tried on Chris' old costume and it was loose on him. Chris was 100% American beefcake, he was yum.
 

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I plan on making a six thousand dollar purchase today without telling my hub. I do this so he can’t say no LOL

More body work?



Lotus throwing shade lol

Nah, just curious, your grace. I mean, you threw it out there. And I can't help but wonder, what would cost 6k, but would be something you might not want to tell your hub about?


2500.00 and its a Mac desktop. Hub and I came to an agreement. It’ll be my bday present (july). Usually what I’ll do is go buy it before he gets home from work. That way he’ll be too tired to argue lol

The 6 was a typo.

Early happy birthday! Is Cancer your astrological sign?


Yup. Can’t you tell? Lol
I plan on making a six thousand dollar purchase today without telling my hub. I do this so he can’t say no LOL

More body work?



Lotus throwing shade lol

Nah, just curious, your grace. I mean, you threw it out there. And I can't help but wonder, what would cost 6k, but would be something you might not want to tell your hub about?


2500.00 and its a Mac desktop. Hub and I came to an agreement. It’ll be my bday present (july). Usually what I’ll do is go buy it before he gets home from work. That way he’ll be too tired to argue lol

The 6 was a typo.

Early happy birthday! Is Cancer your astrological sign?


Yup. Can’t you tell? Lol

Yes, I can tell. Cancers are good people. At least in my experience.
2qTUrVs.jpg

This is accurate lol
 

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Lily

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I plan on making a six thousand dollar purchase today without telling my hub. I do this so he can’t say no LOL

More body work?



Lotus throwing shade lol

Nah, just curious, your grace. I mean, you threw it out there. And I can't help but wonder, what would cost 6k, but would be something you might not want to tell your hub about?


2500.00 and its a Mac desktop. Hub and I came to an agreement. It’ll be my bday present (july). Usually what I’ll do is go buy it before he gets home from work. That way he’ll be too tired to argue lol

The 6 was a typo.

Early happy birthday! Is Cancer your astrological sign?


Yup. Can’t you tell? Lol
I plan on making a six thousand dollar purchase today without telling my hub. I do this so he can’t say no LOL

More body work?



Lotus throwing shade lol

Nah, just curious, your grace. I mean, you threw it out there. And I can't help but wonder, what would cost 6k, but would be something you might not want to tell your hub about?


2500.00 and its a Mac desktop. Hub and I came to an agreement. It’ll be my bday present (july). Usually what I’ll do is go buy it before he gets home from work. That way he’ll be too tired to argue lol

The 6 was a typo.

Early happy birthday! Is Cancer your astrological sign?


Yup. Can’t you tell? Lol

Yes, I can tell. Cancers are good people. At least in my experience.
2qTUrVs.jpg

This is accurate lol

Not one cancer, did you notice that?
 

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I plan on making a six thousand dollar purchase today without telling my hub. I do this so he can’t say no LOL

More body work?



Lotus throwing shade lol

Nah, just curious, your grace. I mean, you threw it out there. And I can't help but wonder, what would cost 6k, but would be something you might not want to tell your hub about?


2500.00 and its a Mac desktop. Hub and I came to an agreement. It’ll be my bday present (july). Usually what I’ll do is go buy it before he gets home from work. That way he’ll be too tired to argue lol

The 6 was a typo.

Early happy birthday! Is Cancer your astrological sign?


Yup. Can’t you tell? Lol
Shut up!



Don’t start with me. You know better
 

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I plan on making a six thousand dollar purchase today without telling my hub. I do this so he can’t say no LOL

More body work?



Lotus throwing shade lol

Nah, just curious, your grace. I mean, you threw it out there. And I can't help but wonder, what would cost 6k, but would be something you might not want to tell your hub about?


2500.00 and its a Mac desktop. Hub and I came to an agreement. It’ll be my bday present (july). Usually what I’ll do is go buy it before he gets home from work. That way he’ll be too tired to argue lol

The 6 was a typo.

Early happy birthday! Is Cancer your astrological sign?


Yup. Can’t you tell? Lol
I plan on making a six thousand dollar purchase today without telling my hub. I do this so he can’t say no LOL

More body work?



Lotus throwing shade lol

Nah, just curious, your grace. I mean, you threw it out there. And I can't help but wonder, what would cost 6k, but would be something you might not want to tell your hub about?


2500.00 and its a Mac desktop. Hub and I came to an agreement. It’ll be my bday present (july). Usually what I’ll do is go buy it before he gets home from work. That way he’ll be too tired to argue lol

The 6 was a typo.

Early happy birthday! Is Cancer your astrological sign?


Yup. Can’t you tell? Lol

Yes, I can tell. Cancers are good people. At least in my experience.
2qTUrVs.jpg

This is accurate lol

Not one cancer, did you notice that?
Yeah lol... Are you Cancer?
 

Breakfall

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I plan on making a six thousand dollar purchase today without telling my hub. I do this so he can’t say no LOL

More body work?



Lotus throwing shade lol

Nah, just curious, your grace. I mean, you threw it out there. And I can't help but wonder, what would cost 6k, but would be something you might not want to tell your hub about?


2500.00 and its a Mac desktop. Hub and I came to an agreement. It’ll be my bday present (july). Usually what I’ll do is go buy it before he gets home from work. That way he’ll be too tired to argue lol

The 6 was a typo.

Early happy birthday! Is Cancer your astrological sign?


Yup. Can’t you tell? Lol
Shut up!



Don’t start with me. You know better
Yeah...I’m only teasing. You’re one of the better chicks!
 

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I miss having a desktop! I remember having three in the house back in the day. I dont like laptops

Yeah. We don't have one here and I miss it. Maybe I'll get one one day.
This is Bastard Factory! Take your tea party chat to the Blue Waffle you slow learner!

Fuck off. I mean that in the nicest way possible.
Go fuck yourself...likewise!

LOL. Oak's got me on ignore, so she thought you were talking to her.

What fantastic content have you contributed here today, Snowflake in Chief? Could you post links?