I find your lack of a nose troubling
It was never a clan. I fondly remember. When we arrived here, we trolled everybody., I posted „kissy meATs“ all the time.
I assume an ex of her's must have wrote this charming anecdote;
Imagine her first night drinking alcohol. She gets absolutely plastered on everything, but takes a particular liking to stouts and dark ales. Also during the night she eats McDonalds for dinner, Big Mac large fries, deadset the work (fuck vegan when drunk asf you know?) After her heavy night of drinking she gets a kebab at 3am and gorges on the food. She gets home and hammers down a tonne of broccoli. She has a few more shots of whiskey and milk then goes to bed.
She gets up in the morning touching cloth. A poo is already awake and rubbing itself on her panties. She hobbles to the toilet holding her guts struggling to hold in a tidal wave of shit. A few risky farts are let out and they are so thick it lingers in the air, heavy. She breathes back in her poop. The moment has arrived, her grog bog is steaming and ready.
Before she sits down she knows she is close, therefore the shit starts flying prematurely on the tiled floor. Finally she sits on the toilet and absolutely paints the bowl brown. Her legs are shaking. It comes out of her like thick pumpkin soup. Chunks are flying. There is so much that some splashes back up between her smooth white butt and the toilet seat and hits the ground. Her ass almost prolapses. She is sure there is blood in the bowl. The smell is nothing like you've ever imagined. Tonnes of waste explodes from her little pink anus. The hole is red raw from the amount of waste projecting from her body.
Without wiping she returns to her bed where I await. As she lowers her dirty bum on my face the remnants of poop drip into my mouth and up my nostrils. I take in this moment as she farts and a nug flies into my open mouth. I choke on the ecstacy of the moment.
I assume an ex of her's must have wrote this charming anecdote;
Imagine her first night drinking alcohol. She gets absolutely plastered on everything, but takes a particular liking to stouts and dark ales. Also during the night she eats McDonalds for dinner, Big Mac large fries, deadset the work (fuck vegan when drunk asf you know?) After her heavy night of drinking she gets a kebab at 3am and gorges on the food. She gets home and hammers down a tonne of broccoli. She has a few more shots of whiskey and milk then goes to bed.
She gets up in the morning touching cloth. A poo is already awake and rubbing itself on her panties. She hobbles to the toilet holding her guts struggling to hold in a tidal wave of shit. A few risky farts are let out and they are so thick it lingers in the air, heavy. She breathes back in her poop. The moment has arrived, her grog bog is steaming and ready.
Before she sits down she knows she is close, therefore the shit starts flying prematurely on the tiled floor. Finally she sits on the toilet and absolutely paints the bowl brown. Her legs are shaking. It comes out of her like thick pumpkin soup. Chunks are flying. There is so much that some splashes back up between her smooth white butt and the toilet seat and hits the ground. Her ass almost prolapses. She is sure there is blood in the bowl. The smell is nothing like you've ever imagined. Tonnes of waste explodes from her little pink anus. The hole is red raw from the amount of waste projecting from her body.
Without wiping she returns to her bed where I await. As she lowers her dirty bum on my face the remnants of poop drip into my mouth and up my nostrils. I take in this moment as she farts and a nug flies into my open mouth. I choke on the ecstacy of the moment.
The most disgusting thing I have ever read that has ever been written by one of the best bastards on this board. You deserve an award and thus, I vomit everywhere. Hahahaha
Another cross-dresser you reckon!? Lol
Benzo? He reminds me of a classic couch potato...I could be wrong.
I saw you checked your accounts. LoL your real name is hillarious by the way.
Dolores? Lol
Certain!
Change your name back to Benzo and stop lowering your standards.
Yea brah, you be very wrong.
Ben's retired. Leave him be-
