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LotusBud

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Either you are going to die before you get old, or you are going to get old. Fact. Period, end of.

If you think the "You're so old..." troll is clever, I hate to tell you, but you're trolling yourself. Either who you will be soon enough, or who you will never get to be. One of those two things will happen way sooner than you think. You're not superior because you're not there yet, trust me.

Dumbasses.
 

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I used to mess with the older women on MSN. I was the youngest/prettiest and it really made their blood boil. Now I’m old so no can do lol
 

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What? I am an ass man. Not the ones your posting tho. I don’t get it?
 

The Countess

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What? I am an ass man. Not the ones your posting tho. I don’t get it?


You don’t get it cuz you’re a senile old bastard who was dropped too many times on his fucking head. I’m done trying to dumb shit down to your inane level.
 

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Jeannie

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there is a third option - eternal cryogenic sleep.

walt disney supposedly took that route
 

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I used to mess with the older women on MSN. I was the youngest/prettiest and it really made their blood boil. Now I’m old so no can do lol

What do you call old? 50 - 60 -70 - etc & etc - - - - - -